Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I don't know if Flutter is a really good or really bad buddy troll. There are so many profitable scams you can run and she decides get involved with the only people stupid enough to be running this one. Somebody convinced this valedictorian of going along with a scheme that gives exactly zero chance of getting paid but comes with the absolute certainty of getting full-on Taylor Lorenz journalismed.

And then at her nadir, when her life is shattered and laid bare for all the world to laugh at, Chris is going to rape her. A blind man could see the bent duck coming For her china.

There is no way to tell what the hell she's actually trying to accomplish, but it involved international travel with a mental defective who bragged about fucking his own mother and this absolute retard decided it was worth pursuing. My God.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
you greatly underestimate the insanity of some people
a person can and will absolutely build a career, only to then find that they would rather be hanging out with a lolcow
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Is it possible? Sure, but what's the probability? Very few sane people are willing to throw their life away on someone who is an abject failure of a human being.

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i'm also still not 100% certain she knows the full extent of his history, part of me still believes she's in the dark
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Maybe not the full extent of his history, but she has to be aware of at least a good chunk of it. She started the relationship by writing to him while he was in jail for incest, so can't imagine that she didn't perform at least some cursory searches on him around the same time. It's not as though he's easy to confuse with anyone else named Chris Chandler given his background and Internet footprint.

Cuntspiracy Man said:
i mean hell, even if she DID start reading through the wiki in like 2020 or something at most, you can't even truly glean the most of it the same way you could've seeing it all unfold in real time, being summarized on a buncha web pages makes it feel insignificant to a newfag
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Yeah, but if she's also on da spektrum, she may not have absorbed the material in the same way as other people may have.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Is it possible? Sure, but what's the probability? Very few sane people are willing to throw their life away on someone who is an abject failure of a human being.



Maybe not the full extent of his history, but she has to be aware of at least a good chunk of it. She started the relationship by writing to him while he was in jail for incest, so can't imagine that she didn't perform at least some cursory searches on him around the same time. It's not as though he's easy to confuse with anyone else named Chris Chandler given his background and Internet footprint.



Yeah, but if she's also on da spektrum, she may not have absorbed the material in the same way as other people may have.
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Without waffling on into pop psychology, surely “you” and most people have experienced the real life situation of a total fucking dick that nearly everyone hates but they have a friend or two who somehow doesn’t see what a prick they are?

Even when presented with objective evidence that said person is a penis of the cheesiest order, they still stand by them and overlook their behavior.

It’s probably just something like this with Flutter and Chris.
It is usually strongest when it is the twat’s girlfriend. So there is that too.
 
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Guyz is it her? I see so many similarities. Flutter might have a doctor's license for all we know...
 
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FinnSven said:
Even when presented with objective evidence that said person is a penis of the cheesiest order, they still stand by them and overlook their behavior.
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I cherish the fact that people are born with such humility and empathy for the most marginalized. They show great sensitivity. Everyone is different.

Despite an individual's faults, some people will always strive to see the positive side in that same person, because deep down, if you really take an in-depth look at them, you might realize that they're not as bad a person as they let on. In my opinion, like it or not, everyone has the right to be loved by someone.

As a result, today I'm happy with Chris's life with Flutter, regardless of the nature of their relationship. This is what should have happened to him a long time ago: someone who loves him for who he is, who accompanies him, and who sincerely supports him.
 
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Pink-Over-Nail said:
I cherish the fact that people are born with such humility and empathy for the most marginalized. They show great sensitivity. Everyone is different.

Despite an individual's faults, some people will always strive to see the positive side in that same person, because deep down, if you really take an in-depth look at them, you might realize that they're not as bad a person as they let on. In my opinion, like it or not, everyone has the right to be loved by someone.

As a result, today I'm happy with Chris's life with Flutter, regardless of the nature of their relationship. This is what should have happened to him a long time ago: someone who loves him for who he is, who accompanies him, and who sincerely supports him.
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That's some mighty fine trolling
 
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FinnSven said:
Without waffling on into pop psychology, surely “you” and most people have experienced the real life situation of a total fucking dick that nearly everyone hates but they have a friend or two who somehow doesn’t see what a prick they are?

Even when presented with objective evidence that said person is a penis of the cheesiest order, they still stand by them and overlook their behavior.

It’s probably just something like this with Flutter and Chris.
It is usually strongest when it is the twat’s girlfriend. So there is that too.
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Absolutely. The point I was (admittedly indirectly) bringing up, however, was that in order to throw your life away on a tard like Chris, you'd have to be at least as much of a tard as Chris; this is why I said that very few sane people would go that route. There's no doubt in my mind that Flutter's on the same level as he is in that regard.

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Guyz is it her? I see so many similarities. Flutter might have a doctor's license for all we know...
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Doodz this is the real flutters.

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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
That name has been a known quantity for months. Still no proof that it's Flutter, however.
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Oh, damn.
has anyone looked into it though?
edit: am retarded. people did look into it, i was asking about anything conclusive.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
What's the probability of ANYTHING in Chris' life happening, one event after another, exactly as it has occurred? Chris is a fucking magnet for improbable events, be doubtful, sure, but never strike out any option
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It's because of his ability to cause the dimensional merge is growing
 
I really think the Flutter being Finnish is a red herring…

I mean she does have some connection with Finland since she went there with Chris and Chris is learning Finnish… but I think she’s Finnish like most Americans are Irish or German. In that the great, great, great great grandfather might have been German, but they have very little to do with Germany.

I think Flutter is a through and through an Amerimutt. I just refuse to believe that somebody would come from North Central Europe to bed Chris. This sounds much more like some over socialized, Internet brained Midwest anime club millennial would do.
 
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