Assassin's Creed thread

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
They completely removed Yasuke from the main website's header banner :story:

lol.png
 
Eagerly awaiting Plebbit and Co. getting angry at Ubisoft for censoring a proud sub-saharan faggot man. I pray the Nips can simply sit this one out, stay in doors, and not buy this cancerous portion of Judeo-Communism. I want to see how blatant it will be when suspiciously large orders for Asscreed Shadows come in from the Fink Foundation and their FED printable fiat bribes.
 
Is it like a year since the game was announced? Or longer? Seems like they would have had time to just remove Yasuke as a playable character and just have a japanese man and woman instead of George Floyd-san beating up peasants to hip hop
 
Is it like a year since the game was announced? Or longer? Seems like they would have had time to just remove Yasuke as a playable character and just have a japanese man and woman instead of George Floyd-san beating up peasants to hip hop
Skillup said the only time you're forced to use Yasuke is in certain main story missions, all the open world shit and side quests can be 100% completed as Nowa.

It was probably way too late to remove him entirely and minimizing his screentime was the best they could do.
 
Yasuke's gameplay looks to be a clunkier For Honor. He cannot even parkour properly, which is AC's bread and butter. Adding leveled enemies to AC breaks the flow of its simple, yet effective stealthy combat. Actually, that's just lazy game design in general. I see they're going back to a bloated, massive world with Japan as they did with Odyssey and Valhalla. At its best, it's just more Assassin's Creed with little innovation to the formula.

Also, there's something xenophobic about being a big, bulky Black figure that just overpowers his Japanese adversaries and blindly destroys feudal architecture in his path.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Miller
Ass Creed games have always threatened you with death if you kill too many civilians, or just straight up stop you from doing it.
After beating the first one you can kill civvies with impunity and receive no punishment for it, it was also the most lenient as you only lost a single bar of health (The max was 20 IRRC) whereas 2 onward you got the anti fun no more than 3 even if you beat the game.
 
Skillup said the only time you're forced to use Yasuke is in certain main story missions, all the open world shit and side quests can be 100% completed as Nowa.

It was probably way too late to remove him entirely and minimizing his screentime was the best they could do.
Skillup also said that Yasuke can't climb certain "Ubisoft towers" so he is useless.
 
Will Ubisoft do the same shit with AC:Jade I wonder?
I very strongly doubt Jade, Hexe, or any of the numerous spinoffs in pre production will ever see release.

The Shadows gameplay reveal livestream peaked at 3k and had dropped to 500 viewers after the first hour.

Shits going to flop and Ubisoft is already in financially insolvent territory.
 
I very strongly doubt Jade, Hexe, or any of the numerous spinoffs in pre production will ever see release.

The Shadows gameplay reveal livestream peaked at 3k and had dropped to 500 viewers after the first hour.

Shits going to flop and Ubisoft is already in financially insolvent territory.
I thought that Ubi was better off money wise than others.
Nope, there's already been plenty of gameplay showing AC:Jade.
This was suppose to come out in late 2023 but it got pushed back. I guess they realized the Chinese don't care about an Assassins Creed phone game that plays like Odyssey.
>It's a moblie game
Nevermind then.
 
Anyone who thought that a Samurai in heavy armor should be a main character in an AC game should be fired. You would not do that with a knight, why do it with a Samurai? AC is not For Honor, that is where the conversation should have ended. Just have Yasuke operate as a ninja for the game ffs.
 
I thought that Ubi was better off money wise than others.
The first-half 2024-25 earnings from October showed their IFRS net cash position to be €1.4 billion in the red. Meanwhile their cash on hand is at around €932 million. They owe €2.2 billion in loans, so bankruptcy is on the horizon. They are absolutely fucked with Shadows flops as they had already reported a drop in their cash and cash equivalents by €259.2 million. These retards are hemorrhaging money HARD. Tencent might not even buy Ubisoft but instead buy their IPs at a bankruptcy auction, which would be the death of Ubisoft.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Lone MacReady II
What a fucking disaster. It's :stress: and :story: at the same time.

The woke monster shat out another ugly pile of rancid garbage. Hundreds of millions of dollars wasted for Samurai Floyd slaughtering his way trough Japan. Oh, and he is also a member of the lgbtxyz monsters so he waving the damned trannygaybrown flag while he is culturally enriching the japanese.

Ubisoft is expecting people to throw their hard earned money at the hideous woke shitpile and the woke subhumans working at this game are uber-proud of themselves because no one at Ubisoft told them that they are talentless trash creatures. Only recently did Ubisoft realize their mistake but now it's to late.

Fuck wokists, fuck Ubisoft, fuck everyone who is responsible for this lgbtxyz colored abomination.
 
Ethot: "I'm excited to play the game after getting money and early access."
Simps: Yes, m'lady. Awesome review!!!
What the fuck is that voice, first of all?
I thought I was looking at a mythical well-passing tranny on that thumbnail. How's anyone simping for this bitch?
Gamer. Girl. Women will do just about anything to become "That x bitch". Gaming obviously a very easy one. Cans out, twitch.com, play whatever's trending, get views. The entire concept of a gamer-girl is just another name for being a pick-me, and women will once again, do anything to pick a niche and grift it.

Anyway: Who fucking cares. I play the modern AC games more than the old "real" ones, and I'll buy shadows down the line, but it's such an easy fucking target for these political creators to talk about. It's safehorny at this point. "Oooh AC bad!", yeah 3 games later you dare say as much? Truly pushing the envelope.
 
Back