Assassin's Creed thread

[30+GameOvers]

Looks like BLACK SAMURAI game is complete shit lmao

LMFAO Yasuke is pretty much shoehorned in, it's so clear you were supposed to play as just the woman and they had to think of something for the nigger to do.
Speaking of which, this game just looks...boring, it's yet another open world Ubisoft game. How do you make a samurai stealth game BORING? This shit has nothing on Tenchu. Well, you can slay as many tiny little jap civilians as you want with your big, black sword and from the looks of it nothing is going to happen to you, I guess Shadows has it beat in that department.
Let's see if Mortisal is going to lick this game's asshole.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

It's quite clear that the female shinobi was the protagonist all along. I guess having a female protagonist didn't give enough ESG good goy points.

I mentioned last year that there was a leak before Valhalla came out that showed how corporate kept interfering with the devs as they kept shooting down female protagonists.

• Syndicate (Ubisoft Quebec): There was suppose to be an even split Evie/Jacob but corporate pushed Jacob harder, now he's center in the boxart while having more gametime
• Origins (Ubisoft Montreal): Bayek was suppose to die early on so you'd end up playing as Aya as the actual lead (like AC3's Haytham/Connor protagonist swap), corporate stopped that
• Odyssey (Ubisoft Quebec): Kassandra was originally the only protagonist, corporate forced them to make a male protagonist as well, so they just grabbed the main villain

As the leaks were before Valhalla (Ubisoft Montreal), there was nothing about that game but if you play in the "canon mode", you play as Female Eivor while Odin's VA is the same as the Male Eivor. So the devs likely only made Female Eivor but corporate told them to include a Male Eivor and they just grabbed the Odin VA. Corporate then heavily promoted Male Eivor by making him the character in the trailer.

Those Quebec devs constantly seethe about Odyssey and keep going out of their way to tell people that only Kassandra is canon despite two-thirds of the playerbase picking Alexios. They even had a crossover DLC with Valhalla and only Kassandra shows up. I mentioned before that the soydevs probably added Yasuke as part of some "we're going to trick those evil racist and sexist gamers to pick the female protagonist this time by making the male protagonist a literal nigger!" I didn't expect they would go even further and make it so Yasuke can't even stealth and parkour.

 

[Miller]

Origins (Ubisoft Montreal): Bayek was suppose to die early on so you'd end up playing as Aya as the actual lead (like AC3's Haytham/Connor protagonist swap), corporate stopped that

I remember playing AC Origins and asking myself why does Bayek keep getting cucked of his own game... Even at the end, Aya is the one who comes up with the Assassin's symbol and she is also the one who killed Caesar.

 

[Jace on ice]

Joseph Anderson doesn’t like it much either.

If the early impressions from normie YouTubers are this bad I can't wait for the Chudtubers to drop their reviews.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I mentioned before that the soydevs probably added Yasuke as part of some "we're going to trick those evil racist and sexist gamers to pick the female protagonist this time by making the male protagonist a literal nigger!" I didn't expect they would go even further and make it so Yasuke can't even stealth and parkour.

Joke is on them, this just means nobody will buy your game, full stop.
Is this what it means to "cut off your nose to spite your face"?

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Joke is on them, this just means nobody will buy your game, full stop.
Is this what it means to "cut off your nose to spite your face"?

They're turbo leftists, they'll crater their own company and push themselves into unemployment to own the chuds.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Joseph Anderson doesn’t like it much either.

If the early impressions from normie YouTubers are this bad I can't wait for the Chudtubers to drop their reviews.

Forget that, I want to hear what Japanese reviews of this dumpster fire will be like. This game is already something of a meme down there, I don't see anyone but the biggest shill reviewers giving it any positive reception.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I don't understand why you're allowed to kill random Japs. Ass Creed games have always threatened you with death if you kill too many civilians, or just straight up stop you from doing it.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I don't understand why you're allowed to kill random Japs. Ass Creed games have always threatened you with death if you kill too many civilians, or just straight up stop you from doing it.

Because Japanese are racist and deserve cultural enrichment, chuddie!

 

[Jace on ice]

Apparent the guards come after you if you murder civs as Nowa but not as Kang presumably because they're afraid of his massive BBC.

I hope that's true because it's funny as fuck.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

 

[30+GameOvers]

GoT really did eat this game's lunch, lmao
Guess what that game doesn't have? An uppity nigger included for propaganda purposes.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Apparent the guards come after you if you murder civs as Nowa but not as Kang presumably because they're afraid of his massive BBC.

Mutt's Law. That queer nigger is light in the loafers packing a 3-inch "George Floyd". Don't hottentot worship like the ubisoft french do, it turns you into one of them through mental osmosis. Don't be like the french. Don't be french in general.

Speaking of which, this game just looks...boring, it's yet another open world Ubisoft game. How do you make a samurai stealth game BORING? This shit has nothing on Tenchu.

Woah woah woah, you're telling me that after 20 years of climbing towers to unlock more of the map, you don't like it anymore? Racist...

 

[Miller]

Is she going to be Yasuke's love interest?

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Because Japanese are racist and deserve cultural enrichment, chuddie!

I legit think they are next on the globalist block. They are getting niggers and indians, they are no longer allowed to be a monorace.

I am interested in seeing which outlets are going to push hard that this game is actually, a huge success. Not just the usual suspects who will do anything to "own the chuds", but places that are happy to repeat lies about sales numbers etc. Saw it with the latest TrannyAge game, some places played the "actually, the nazis are crying because this sold BIG NUMBERS! Heckin Valid!".

I wonder if Ubishit still has the stones or the desire to prep the ground correctly, or if they even giver a shit if the sale rumors are true.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Is she going to be Yasuke's love interest?

I thought black people were only into fat white women

 

[ZMOT]

I legit think they are next on the globalist block. They are getting niggers and indians, they are no longer allowed to be a monorace.

we'll see. they love trump, and immigrants causing trouble is a much bigger deal there while they're much more open about against it (no hatespeech laws in japan yet). those combined can easily lead to a "if he can do it, why can't we?". depending who you ask, the 2030 agenda is practically dead or heavily delayed, which could mean much less pressure to go woke (trump literally called out bank of america in davos, while having first hand experience of people getting financially deplatformed). I'd assume visa and mastercard are gonna think twice in the future pulling any shenanigans "reshaping behaviors" and shit.

I mentioned last year that there was a leak before Valhalla came out that showed how corporate kept interfering with the devs as they kept shooting down female protagonists.

completely forgot about the absolute seething in this, funny how "dev team too white" schreier has such in-depth knowledge about happenings in a company on another continent, but no clue at all about blizzard...

my favorite bit on top of all the loaded language is this:

By 2019, though, there were signs Hascoët was losing his creative magic. Ubisoft released two big flops: The Division 2, an online game that failed to meet sales expectations despite critical acclaim, and Ghost Recon Breakpoint, a tactical shooter that was widely panned. Ubisoft had developed a reputation, in large part because of Hascoët, for releasing games with similar tropes: large, open-world environments giving the player a list of tasks to accomplish and checkpoints to clear. By the end of last year, Ubisoft’s stock declined more than 40% from its high a year earlier.

for one, ubisoft didn't change the formula at all, so the "creative magic" was still working fine. second, "muh male protag" he's trying to give him shit for is retarded since div2 and breakpoint both have a fucking character creator. and finally the reason those games failed was because they were absolute technical disasters, literally cp2077 tier. it just slipped below the radar because there was a lot less hype. it had almost nothing to do with the formula.

as you mentioned more people DO play as males, and this is literally a repeat of the MS exec telling that fable dev to STFU and not put a nigress on the cover.

you really can't hate journalists enough...

 

[Marty Robbins]

You don't understand, you HAVE to buy the newest Ubislop game to own the Chuds!

 

[Edgy But Dull]

as you mentioned more people DO play as males, and this is literally a repeat of the MS exec telling that fable dev to STFU and not put a nigress on the cover.

It's fem shep all over again. People circlejerk about fem shep being better but seethe that male shep is overwhelmingly more picked and is used in all the marketing material. Even all the memes involve male shep. That doesn't stop them from claiming fem shep is top tier acting while its very overrated as Hale doesn't know how to sound tough, she only sounds like she's acting tough. This is really apparent when you compare her renegade scenes with male shep.

A lot of retards fall for the "more dramatic acting = better acting". This is very obvious with fags obsessing about female V's performance in Cyberpunk while claiming male V's performance is awful. Male V is far more subtle in the emotional scenes. Female V is just constantly throwing emotion everywhere when it's unnecessary and she's constantly angry or sad.

 

[ZMOT]

Female V is just constantly throwing emotion everywhere when it's unnecessary and she's constantly angry or sad.

well, she IS a woman...