DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He is jerking his micro penne because it's the first video in days to actually break 1k views

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How fragile must your ego be if you are happy your dimwitted reaction is the one thing that gets views?

Just in comparism

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The only thing that got 1k+ is his whining about loosing internet. Gayming is not the thing that brings in the views on a supposed Gayming channel. Good job Phil!
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I'm starting to wonder if he even goes out during his day off, the way he was talking to triple P (he personally asked me to call him that) about his grocery shopping was really off.
There was way to many details and to me it screamed fabricated story
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I've long suspected that. I'd bet the only time Phil goes outside is when he absolutely needs to, like getting his hair dyed at formerly Twirls & Curls.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
Do you hear him at the end? Specially when he says "how about some tips for that, come on!", doesn't he sound like PPP? It does to me.

I see he still absorbs the terms/cadence of other people.
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Yeah, but unlike in most cases in the past, it's pretty clear this is the result of him trying to emulate Kino Casino's begging style deliberately, rather than some sort of subconscious tic.

The problem is, Triple P (that's what I... ah, forget it) gets away with it because the way he says it, it comes off as an "act" -- he might as well be winking at the camera every time he does it. (Whether this perception is accurate is up for debate, but the Kino Casino folks for better or worse get away with it). With Phil, everyone knows it's not based on his heavily-documented past -- you can practically smell his gacha-induced desperation every time he asks for tips and subs. Not to mention, PPP and Warski don't guilt trip people by talking about not being able to afford groceries or pay their bills when their whale calls aren't answered.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I've long suspected that. I'd bet the only time Phil goes outside is when he absolutely needs to, like getting his hair dyed at formerly Twirls & Curls.
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His hair gets so butchered every single time that I woudn't be surprised if he no longer goes there either and just had Special K watch a few men's haircutting tutorial videos on youtube and lets her run wild on his oddly shaped head. Too scared to tell her it looks awful although he is actually fucking blind so maybe he can't even tell how bad it looks.
 
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I've noticed that Phil has this edge to him for some time right after a whale leaves (even for a little bit). With the declining revenue and inreasing expenses, I fully expect his withdrawal to significantly worsen throughout this year, we might even get a full-blown meltdown if we're lucky.

In light of ICS' disappearance, I am also making the following announcement to the DSP *space* Gaming community:
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(1/24/2025) A Supporter Not Online/Reliably Tipping (SNORT) Alert has been issued for the DSP Gaming community. Iron Chef Sekai, a known dent and whale-turned-detractor-turned-whale, has been missing since last week. He was last seen donating obscene amounts of money to an online kahntent curator presumably in hopes of modship. Anyone who has seen Iron Chef Sekai are urged to immediately notify Renton authorities via email at dspgaming@hotmail.com.
CAUTION ADVISED: Iron Chef Sekai is known to be mentally unwell and prolonged interaction may result in retardation.
Other active SNO|RTs:
OneMinuteMan
Rend (pending)
 
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Iron Father said:
Anybody watch this yet? Proper's got the worst voice/mic for this kind of thing. Editing is pretty bad too, clips jarringly cut mid-word into a new clip. I'm only like 2 minutes in btw, hopefully it gets better.
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I think I got about as far and stopped watching for the same reasons. The overused TV static / channel changing was annoying me.
 
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Iron Father said:
Anybody watch this yet? Proper's got the worst voice/mic for this kind of thing. Editing is pretty bad too, clips jarringly cut mid-word into a new clip. I'm only like 2 minutes in btw, hopefully it gets better.
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It's trash if you've been keeping up with the actually interesting points of DSP from last year. I'm about 2 hours in and I'm giving up. Some parts are even stolen from Memology's vids.
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Proper Timestamp (2:13:19)
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Memology Timestamp (9:40)

I think I recognized more but taking in large doses of pig is cancer so I'm not going back.
 
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Fuckyoudad said:
His hair gets so butchered every single time that I woudn't be surprised if he no longer goes there either and just had Special K watch a few men's haircutting tutorial videos on youtube and lets her run wild on his oddly shaped head. Too scared to tell her it looks awful although he is actually fucking blind so maybe he can't even tell how bad it looks.
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I asked an extended family member what was going on with a couple pictures of his hair, but non-identifiable censored-style so I didn't have to go into detail. She said that it's some female stylist who's likely old as hell trying to help him cut to play down how huge his head gets by cutting down to a 2 on the clippers, basically scalping him at that point, and delaying the fade up to a 3. This is a failed slimming effect, so either his hair dresser is silently trying work around his massive misshapen noggin or he's asking them to try. Either way, between how insanely long his hair is on top in an extremely blatant way to cope out of extreme hair thinning, and the scalping on the sides it's a schitzo haircut for sure.
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Free Jasper said:
The desperate, repeated looks at chat when he’s stuck. He truly is learned helplessness.
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This was extra evident the past few weeks watching some old playthroughs of his. He will take a try first but while glancing at chat a few times (early facecam). Then when he inevitably fails, he ceasing watching what he is doing while going to try again or stalling to try again, and just stares at chat. He repeats his confusion, many times, his frustration many times, as a prompt for someone to handhold him. This man is absolutely happy being pitiful and helpless. So much so that he may have broken his brain to a degree doing this. There was one point he was taking a path back every single time that served no purpose. It was literally extra loop of path. Think a T junction, he comes from one side, takes a turn, goes a long loop before ending (with less resources for the journey) in the middle of the T and proceeding correctly now the correct exit of the T. During this expedition along the extra path he nearly every fucking damn time was getting hit by the same enemy for the same basic reason while spazzing out angrily about it. Every. Time. This is 2013 Phil. 2025 Phil is hopeless.
I'm hoping the script for 2025 brings us yet another shamefully crapped briefs/PJ pants, to confirm the alcohol induced incontinence arch I've felt was probably overdue.
 
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If so why isn't he going to a barber? At least they should have more experience with receding hairlines. Or is he afraid of bantering with the hair dresser? I know mine is quiet talkative whenever I go there. Like asking how life is going, how's the job and so on
 
Balr0g said:
He is jerking his micro penne because it's the first video in days to actually break 1k views

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How fragile must your ego be if you are happy your dimwitted reaction is the one thing that gets views?

Just in comparism

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The only thing that got 1k+ is his whining about loosing internet. Gayming is not the thing that brings in the views on a supposed Gayming channel. Good job Phil!
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Fuckhead was so desperate that he posted it twice on X. I guess they had a sale on gin at Total Wine.
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