Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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Most likely they will send out an update for the xbox consoles to make them an offline product.

Yeah but what about digitial games? someone has to maintain a server somewhere to download the games.

Even if microsoft leaves the hardware market they will just continue to make bank on software sales by putting all the titles out on Switch, PC, and Playstation. Although its going to be amusing when Elder Scrolls 6 comes out and is on everything but an Xbox because its already dead.
 
Yeah but what about digitial games? someone has to maintain a server somewhere to download the games.

Even if microsoft leaves the hardware market they will just continue to make bank on software sales by putting all the titles out on Switch, PC, and Playstation. Although its going to be amusing when Elder Scrolls 6 comes out and is on everything but an Xbox because its already dead.
From a console manufacturer's standpoint, MS has nothing to offer. They only have Game Pass and that is a double-edged sword that is on PC too.
 
From a console manufacturer's standpoint, MS has nothing to offer. They only have Game Pass and that is a double-edged sword that is on PC too.

Theoretically they have a lot to offer. They will be making software and selling it on other platforms. But I do sort of see your point in that once game pass dies they will start laying off more people as they dont need the content anymore. I assume when microsoft exits console market they will keep the teams that make the big games Gears, Halo, Doom, Forza will probably still be money makers for the foreseeable future. Stuff like Fable will probably be spun off. (assuming the new game is bad).
 
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Theoretically they have a lot to offer.
Theoretically, I could solve a cold case tomorrow. They had 4 console generations to find a niche. They have been trying to brute force themselves in the console market and it gets clearer by the year. They never had a plan, they are that middle-aged guy that showed up at the frat party wearing an Elvis Presley costume and announcing themselves by screaming "ALRIIIIGHT, I AM HERE!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTEEED!" only to try to hit upon all the college girls and get rejected, at which point he sits awkwardly at the table being miserable but no one has the heart to tell him to leave as long as he does not hurt anyone. MS is here but you never get the feeling they belong here and you do not want to be mean telling them to leave.

They will be making software and selling it on other platforms.
But why keep making consoles? We get nothing from them anymore. Stubbornness and awkwardness are the only things keeping them here.

But I do sort of see your point in that once game pass dies they will start laying off more people as they dont need the content anymore.
Again, Game Pass is not a good product for the industry. It gives money to MS but also causes games to fail. It is very double-edged.

I assume when microsoft exits console market they will keep the teams that make the big games Gears, Halo, Doom, Forza will probably still be money makers for the foreseeable future.
They will fire so many people, it will not even be funny. Sad but when an arm of a company goes down (especially when it was an advertised one) stocks go down with it. In order to keep the shareholders happy, firings will be immense.

Stuff like Fable will probably be spun off. (assuming the new game is bad).
If the main character is customisable, maybe it will have decent initial sales. If there are few/no good looking NPCs, it will crash Veilguard style. If we are truly stuck with Lady Pazuzu as the PC, sit down and watch the fireworks.
 
Activision's president of publishing Rob Kostich confirms that the company will continue to force DEI despite ongoing pushback. Woke Activision soon to become a 70billion grave for Microsoft.

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They will fire so many people, it will not even be funny.
Nah, you're wrong, it will be hilarious. Nothing brings me more joy than watching the smug, condescending, liberal cunts working at these big tech companies get fucked over.

And yes, I am aware how terrible it is to actively wish to the destruction of the gaming industry and for thousands of game developers to be laid off, but we have reached the point where this is the only viable way industry can realign itself and remember where their money comes from, and whom they must ultimately pander to.

Woke Activision soon to become a 70billion grave for Microsoft.
As with EA, Ubisoft et al, these companies will either start purging commies from their ranks or face annihilation from Chinese developers, who have both the backing of their government, but also have the good sense to not antagonize the straight, male demographic.

The US government should be far more concerned with losing their cultural stranglehold on the globe by letting troons, faggots and fat black women destroy a century of Western creative dominance.
 
Nah, you're wrong, it will be hilarious. Nothing brings me more joy than watching the smug, condescending, liberal cunts working at these big tech companies get fucked over.

And yes, I am aware how terrible it is to actively wish to the destruction of the gaming industry and for thousands of game developers to be laid off, but we have reached the point where this is the only viable way industry can realign itself and remember where their money comes from, and whom they must ultimately pander to.
If you do not feel sorry for them, they did not fire enough. Make them fire enough people so that even the most cynical hater pities them. Otherwise, it is not enough.
 
The US government should be far more concerned with losing their cultural stranglehold on the globe by letting troons, faggots and fat black women destroy a century of Western creative dominance.
The politicians that care about creative/cultural dominance align with those that currently ruin those disciplines.
And the politicians that don't align, don't care about the arts.

You still hear blinkered complaints synonymous with "it's only a video game, put your energy into things that actually matter".
You should enjoy watching paint dry while the domestic, and soon Chinese, communist nudge the next generations of western men into their court.
 
Both overpaid for what they get. What did Sony get that’s not Destiny and Marathon? M$ gets COD and a whole lot of legacy IPs. But they’ll never make back the billions they spent on Activision
as it stands, it was in everyone's best option to sell out to MS, they aren't making the money back ever, its not like when disney brought Star Wars where it possibly breaks even because of people buying older shit. like the price will never get there.
 
Some new Fable footage, and they have also delayed the game to 2026:


8 years in and the game still looks so fucking early in development, Microsoft is so incompetent.
The environment is looking a bit more Fable-y and they showed some Hobbes which is nice, but I can't take the mutt human characters serious, fuck even the Balverine (werewolf) looks muttfied.
 
Some new Fable footage, and they have also delayed the game to 2026:


8 years in and the game still looks so fucking early in development, Microsoft is so incompetent.
The environment is looking a bit more Fable-y and they showed some Hobbes which is nice, but I can't take the mutt human characters serious, fuck even the Balverine (werewolf) looks muttfied.
Delays, delays, delays, delays, delays. You see, they are having a hangover. They were sniffing their farts and now, the high is over and they realise that they have a lot of work to do at a very small amount of time. Am I smelling a Concord? I think I am.
 
Some new Fable footage, and they have also delayed the game to 2026:


8 years in and the game still looks so fucking early in development, Microsoft is so incompetent.
The environment is looking a bit more Fable-y and they showed some Hobbes which is nice, but I can't take the mutt human characters serious, fuck even the Balverine (werewolf) looks muttfied.
Ugh enough of this gay ass mixed race main character. If you’re going to give us a mix race main, atleast make her attractive.
 
Holy shit, I just thought of that.

Pre-Alpha? What the fuck have these dipshits been doing for the past half decade?

Do these people literally work on the art assets before doing any sort of planning or programming or anything? How can you be in pre-alpha when this shit was announced 5 fucking years ago? And even then, I heard talks about this game as far back as 2017 or 2018.
 
I played 1 back in the day, it was ok, nothing special. The map layouts annoyed me though.

After Veilguard and Avowed among others I'm sick of the cartoon style in rpgs so I'm actually kind of glad they haven't embraced that here. They haven't gone full realistic like Witcher though so they aren't straying too far.
 
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Why would you make a Fable game look realistic?

Give it some sort of storybook aesthetic or SOMETHING that will make it look like something more than just Microsoft Budget Witcher FFS
This could really work for Fable, it's basically on the title, like an old story you read as a kid. If only there was a game they could use as inspiration for the story book style...

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