Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Yeah, me having to tell Monty and then everyone I was wrong is such a "bitch move." It's not that I realized I was wrong and that was unfair to make such a claim against someone, nope it can't be that in the Rekieta calculus.....only bitches apologize

Tells you a lot that he sees apologizing as being a bitch.

Not doubling down on lies is BITCH MADE

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He even lies about the nature of his lying. This dude...

He thinks he's slick like some kind of character that grants monkey paw wishes or faustian bargains. "I will never lie to you, as long as you ask the right questions." "You just lied now after saying you wouldn't lie to us when we ask questions!" "I never said that. It's not my fault you asked the wrong questions."

 

[Iron Hamster]

aside from EDB who didn't acknowledge the rest of lawtube

Emily was just sticking her toe in the water back then. I'd say Legal Bytes was bigger than her at that time. It's amazing how big time Emily has gotten.

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick left a comment about @Potentially Criminal on this Stallyn19 clip:

View attachment 6907608

Boo fucking hoo.

Will he correct the record forever like Patrick Tomlinson or will his brain eventually collapse, due to the holes in it?

Wonder what was edited in the post, as it wasn't any of the mistakes.

Tells you a lot that he sees apologizing as being a bitch.

Admitting guilt in court is akin to apologising, Nick is the bitch.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

So... court mandated streaming moratorium for 3 months more? He just wants to tell the truth, guys!

On the upside, that's three months for him to come up with a truly entertaining (and completely false) story explaining how none of what has happened to him is his fault.
Put that creative writing degree of yours to good use, Nick! Don't let us down.

 

[Vibralldo]

Excellent video by @Third World Aristocrat chronicling from Nick's arrest to plea

Really reminds you of how retarded Nick was acting after getting arrested

 

[SargonF00t]

Interesting post by Drex

https://x.com/real_drex/status/1883678896815804617

https://archive.md/R2GNW

 

[Chazzed Up]

if you factor in that theory the other guy had of Kayla getting Baker Act'd it makes more sense, Nick and Kayla would both admit Nick does all the work when it comes to raising the kids (doesn't make it true) so just outright treating her like a retard makes sense if you're the courts.

I'm still getting caught up on the latest but just the idea that Kayla could have been Baker Act'd and the kids are still all remaining in that household is wild. Both parents are drug addicts and most likely also exposed their kids to sexual situations, and then the mom is also insane/a danger to herself and others? Even if Nick wasn't clearly unrepentant, how is anyone to believe Nick can be both the main source of income for the household and also take care of 5 kids and a crazy wife?

 

[Folgers Can]

Hyperbolic speculation incoming:

I woke up this morning wondering if Kayla has been committed, colloquially known as Baker Acted (The Minnesota Commitment and Treatment Act). Her family may have even consented. That would explain Nick falling on the sword for her criminal exoneration.

if you factor in that theory the other guy had of Kayla getting Baker Act'd it makes more sense,

the idea that Kayla could have been Baker Act'd and the kids are still all remaining in that household is wild. Both parents are drug addicts and most likely also exposed their kids to sexual situations, and then the mom is also insane/a danger to herself and others?

That almost certainly couldn't have happened and gone undetected because all MCTA cases are required to be publicly accessible on MCRO:

Minn. R. Pub. Access to Recs. of Jud. Branch 8, subd. 2(e)

Just to double-check with a representative sample, commitment proceedings do routinely appear on public court calendars where unknown court file numbers are most easily found, are searchable by court file number just like preconviction criminal cases, and are indeed even more public than preconviction criminal cases to the extent that the dockets are searchable by name index even though actual documents aren't downloadable:

Having established that, it's safe to infer that Kayla's search results mean there's been no commitment case so far:

Admittedly there is always the possibility that the petitioner in such a case might have scrambled to get it sealed on "muh public figure" grounds, but as already seen in the CHIPS case, the motion and hearing process involved in sealing a presumptively public case can take weeks or even months. Assuming that various a-logs out there have been pinging name searches of principal characters on an at least weekly basis (if not daily basis) just in case it'd snag an early scoop on a divorce or new speeding ticket or the like, the odds of everyone missing a commitment case for the weeks it'd take to seal it are very slim.

That said, the recent suicide-baiting's heightened odds of a commitment case popping up in the near future is another added reason to keep up the "divorce watch" name searches on a frequent basis, if that's not being done already.

 

[AnOminous]

The Nose Before Hoes coffee cup was in the house with the Silent Hill Shower. The house he no longer owns because he traded it for cocaine by "leveraging debt" in some absolutely genius financial maneuvering beyond our myopic comprehension.

If only you were a rich genius, you'd understand how snorting an entire house up your nose is wealth management.

you're like a lawyer so you can evaluate this next statement but isn't that sort of why the justice system is set up like this? because most criminals are as ODD and retarded as Nick they rack up felonies so the first couple are a slap on the wrist so the few times someone does end up "in the wrong place at the wrong time" it doesn't destroy their life, while the true shitheads blow through their first couple chances.

It's more of a policy than a strictly legal matter, because on paper you can get years on even a first offense, regardless of the guidelines, but the court has to justify doing it. With drugs especially, given current policy, the first offense is almost always a near freebie.

And yes, the benefit is the people who just needed a wake up call realize they're going down a bad road and get their shit together, but unfortunately we end up with completely worthless scumbags like Nick who just view it as them pulling a genius maneuver and getting away with it.

He thinks he's slick like some kind of character that grants monkey paw wishes or faustian bargains. "I will never lie to you, as long as you ask the right questions." "You just lied now after saying you wouldn't lie to us when we ask questions!" "I never said that. It's not my fault you asked the wrong questions."

Meanwhile he doesn't realize he's just a gigantic fucking retard and everyone rolls their eyes at all the dumb bullshit he constantly says that nobody but the dumbest moron could possibly believe.

"Oh wow, another lie from this spastic cokehead faggot. I sure didn't expect that!"

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Fox 9 news story out of Minneapolis:

https://x.com/FOX9/status/1883685136140538335

YouTube attorney Nick Rekieta pleads guilty in drug case​

https://www.fox9.com/news/youtube-attorney-nick-rekieta-pleads-guilty-drug-case

https://archive.ph/02bFd

 

[AltisticRight]

Also, a bonus balldo washer.

Hey @POTUS can we reinstate the shooting squad specifically for Nitrous Nicholas Rekieta?

YouTube attorney

Fact check: FALSE
Nicholas Rekieta is NOT an attorney. He is NOT licensed to practice law. He does NOT own a law firm.
Source reliability rating: balldowasher/10.

Yeah, me having to tell Monty and then everyone I was wrong is such a "bitch move." It's not that I realized I was wrong and that was unfair to make such a claim against someone, nope it can't be that in the Rekieta calculus.....only bitches apologize

Tells you a lot that he sees apologizing as being a bitch.

You know what you get a ton right, SEAN?
Sandwiches.
You eat a lot of sandwiches. SEAN!!!!

 

[Swole McPole]

Yeah, me having to tell Monty and then everyone I was wrong is such a "bitch move." It's not that I realized I was wrong and that was unfair to make such a claim against someone, nope it can't be that in the Rekieta calculus.....only bitches apologize

On the plus side though, it's a sign that Nick won't be settling with Monty any time soon. Randazza will be coining it as we go into discovery and the milk is sure to flow freely as that content becomes a matter of public record.

And hopefully we'll get the trial that we were so cruelly robbed of when he bent over and offered the state his gaping orifice in his cocaine charges.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

On the plus side though, it's a sign that Nick won't be settling with Monty any time soon. Randazza will be coining it as we go into discovery and the milk is sure to flow freely as that content becomes a matter of public record.

And hopefully we'll get the trial that we were so cruelly robbed of when he bent over and offered the state his gaping orifice in his cocaine charges.

Is it? Little Nick also said he was going to fight the drugs case. I'm starting to think he is dishonest.

 

[Vibralldo]

On the plus side though, it's a sign that Nick won't be settling with Monty any time soon. Randazza will be coining it as we go into discovery and the milk is sure to flow freely as that content becomes a matter of public record.

And hopefully we'll get the trial that we were so cruelly robbed of when he bent over and offered the state his gaping orifice in his cocaine charges.

Nick's already wasted all his money, so he's gonna burn through all his family's next

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Interesting post by Drex

https://x.com/real_drex/status/1883678896815804617

https://archive.md/R2GNW

Late and already in his dedicated thread.

Fox 9 news story out of Minneapolis:

https://x.com/FOX9/status/1883685136140538335

YouTube attorney Nick Rekieta pleads guilty in drug case​

https://www.fox9.com/news/youtube-attorney-nick-rekieta-pleads-guilty-drug-case

https://archive.ph/02bFd

I wager that this local reporting does a lot more to soil his already tarnished image in the community than anything else. I think he hates those online critics more because we affect his relationship with his online wackpack, and he cannot do anything about a legitimate legacy media news outlet.

Off-topic but I believe two spaces should be between full stops.‎‎[space][space]I will not tolerate this revisionism.

I will agree to this proposition if we can standardise the Oxford Comma.

 

[Melty Butter]

Fox 9 news story out of Minneapolis:

https://x.com/FOX9/status/1883685136140538335

YouTube attorney Nick Rekieta pleads guilty in drug case​

https://www.fox9.com/news/youtube-attorney-nick-rekieta-pleads-guilty-drug-case

https://archive.ph/02bFd

Good on Fox 9. It's a fairly comprehensive story, including a retrospective.

Oddly, the West Central Tribune, where I found the foreclosure notice, has yet to cover it despite Nick Rekieta being among their top-read stories of 2024. This is from a Jan. 31, 2024 article (I didn't post it at the time because more pressing issues were being discussed ITT):


Link from behind the paywall.
The bigger stories of the year were mostly crime-related along with Police Chief Jim Felt's retirement, election signage regulations (lol), and a retrospective of the MN farm protests of the foreclosures of 1979-1985.

I will shout out local news considering it's dying all over America and has served this thread very well. The West Central Tribune publishes 2 hard copies per week and updates its website almost daily. Their backend seems well connected to all public notices.

 

[Rolex]

I don't know about you guys but if all of this had just been about some substance abuse I'd be happy for him right now, assuming he quit using. I've really grown to realize how much I hate swingers and sexual degeneracy thanks to Nick. Just disgusting.

 

[daffodils]

I know it gets old, but Nick is chatting about jizz again if anyone cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-TLsP0VGg

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, me having to tell Monty and then everyone I was wrong is such a "bitch move." It's not that I realized I was wrong and that was unfair to make such a claim against someone, nope it can't be that in the Rekieta calculus.....only bitches apologize

Tells you a lot that he sees apologizing as being a bitch.

Suffice it to say, you did the right thing and have nothing to apologize for.