Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'm going with Occam's Razor on this one: the speeding and getting home in 4 hours and change was not some attempt at being cool and timing himself. The yelling at someone through a Ring camera over stealing his grill and other antics meant that he knew the hovel was under siege by stalker childs so he had to get home as fast as porcinely possible and DAMN the traffic laws he would explain to the jerkops that his grill and motorcycle were under threat of theft because of nigger bums mean trolls on the Internet and he had to get home from his super important convention ASAP.

Once he found everything was in order; the pink blanket still reeking of his farts, his wife reeking of some other dark gentleman's farts, and his toys unmolested he decided to turn his panic into a brag W.
 
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Some inspiring resistance from the pig who tried to sue 60 people for making fun of his posts.
 
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Maude Snew said:
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Plus he eats a lot of butter.
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I dunno, Butters is pure of heart.
That’s why Cartman, and to a lesser extent the other boys, can exploit him so easily.

He sees the good in everything and everyone, gosh darn it!

Patrick is much more like Mr Garrison.
A delusional man who seeks to impose his will and values, no matter how fucked or perverted, on other people.

Cartman obviously is as fat and hate filled as Pat, but Cartman has a cunning and capacity for success.

Garrison and Pat both fail at everything they do, even if they deny it and refuse to believe it.
 
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Judge Holden said:
The Cornish Pasty is a simple but delicious and hearty pastry full of cubed beef steak, onion, potato, swede/rutabaga, slowly baked for 45 minutes to an hour until golden. Some recipes have some small cubes of butter or a spoonful of clotted cream added to the filling to make shit more moist, personally I am on the fence with this idea. Either way its easy as hell to make and perfect food for cold weather and hearty as fuck so it will keep you going while working down the tin mines for 48 hours as per Cornish tradition.

There is no fucking universe in which giant chunks of bell pepper were ever part of the recipe, not even the mexican version directly descended from it....unless pig man was retarded enough to think that the "pepper" in the recipe referred to something other than black pepper.

EDIT: Ya know.....something just occurred to me that sounds like I am lying but its honest to god the truth. The first pasty I ever had like 15 years ago was unfortunately not the real deal, but one of the variants sold by a shitty fast food company that I bought on a whim at a railway station while waiting for a train. What kind of pasty was it? A Cheesesteak Pasty. I swear I am not lying, I remember that shit clearly in my mind, although since it was a while ago theres near fuck all record of this variant existing.
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Man of pig cannot cook and we all know this. He puts his face in his trough and oinks with pleasure as he eats his broken apart cheesesteaks with the special niggeroni added on at home.
 
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Something is very interesting. FBI just denied to me that they:
1. Had taken over Milwaukee investigation regarding Patrick. Milwaukee Police had previously told me that the FBI had.
2. They denied issuing any order to censor any information about Patrick. Milwaukee Police had previously told that the FBI had "advised" them to not release any info relating to the swats on Patrick.
3. They denied ever having considered tying Patrick to the Tor Swats case.

The FOIA request:
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The response:
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Useful_Mistake said:
Something is very interesting. FBI just denied to me that they:
1. Had taken over Milwaukee investigation regarding Patrick. Milwaukee Police had previously told me that the FBI had.
2. They denied issuing any order to censor any information about Patrick. Milwaukee Police had previously told that the FBI had "advised" them to not release any info relating to the swats on Patrick.
3. They denied ever having considered tying Patrick to the Tor Swats case.

The FOIA request:
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The response:
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This is very odd considering the evidence against this.
 
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