Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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I have avoided Phil for the last several years other than reading some updates here occasionally and I am so damn confused by how he's slimmed down and Kat's porked up. I'm going to try to do my own research in the threads because if Phil's weightloss is for a specific reason I'm sure it's been discussed and I know Kat's weightgain definitely has been (extensively, I assume), I just have no clue of the timeline right now. It's incredible to me that in, like, 15 years of watching Phil on and off that his body can still be so confusing to me.
 
For The Internet said:
how he's slimmed down and Kat's porked up
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Kat is speculated to be an anti-psychotic meds and those either make you really thin or really fat as a side effect sometimes. Kat is getting all her calories from doordash slop, while Phil is getting most of his from the gin he day drinks and mixes with his water. He admited he was 'out of gin' when was drinking clear liquid from a mug a few days ago. He's a self admitted 'recovered alcoholic' though so he can drink all he wants now no problem. Phil looks smaller but he has more fat as what little muscles he has have atrophied, his man tits are perkier and fatter than they have been before.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Kat is speculated to be an anti-psychotic meds and those either make you really thin or really fat as a side effect sometimes. Kat is getting all her calories from doordash slop, while Phil is getting most of his from the gin he day drinks and mixes with his water. He admited he was 'out of gin' when was drinking clear liquid from a mug a few days ago. He's a self admitted 'recovered alcoholic' though so he can drink all he wants now no problem. Phil looks smaller but he has more fat as what little muscles he has have atrophied, his man tits are perkier and fatter than they have been before.
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Huh, interesting. I assumed it had something to do with meds or a health condition for him because I know he doesn't have the willpower to lose weight so it was interesting to see how much weight she'd gained while he seemingly slimmed down assuming she's still making him 'healthy' baked chicken and other homecooked stuff on the regular. The meds explain things with Kat, I really didn't think too much about her other than to wonder if maybe she had a thyroid condition or something because if it were just diet I'd assume he'd be proportionately porked up.

Now I look at him again it does seem like muscle atrophy is involved. His shoulders seem narrower too but that can be down to atrophy. Peoples' faces also thin out with age and he did seem to age pretty rapidly over the past few years. He went from that small patch of grey in his goatee (and denying it ferociously) to having a ton of grey to what seems like the blink of an eye. The alcohol probably has a part in that.
 
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For The Internet said:
assuming she's still making him 'healthy' baked chicken and other homecooked stuff on the regular.
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Hahaha no she is not cooking reguarly. They doordash all their food, at least 2-3 times a day. Phil once said it was normal to order 12 white castle burgers at midnight because people get hungry and said something like 'if you stupid morons were real adults you'd realise thats a perfectly normal thing people do'.
All the 'home cooking' Kat did do at first was heating up super market bought pre-made meals in the oven, maybe Phil makes pasta sauce from scratch, with store bought tomatoe sauce, but thats the extent of their cooking.
They get so much doordash Phil said the boxes from doordash filled their garage to the ceiling.
 
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In the past, Khat used to go to the Jim to work out (according to Phil), but now you don't hear about that anymore. I'm sure it didn't help that Phil destroyed the stationary exercise bike that Linda bought for Khat through his typical hamfisted failure to follow assembly instructions, and instead of getting a replacement bike for Khat, he decided just to keep and spend the Amazon credit from the return.
 
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His toddler-like movements are impossible to ignore with the new angle.

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BlastMonk said:
Kat is speculated to be an anti-psychotic meds and those either make you really thin or really fat as a side effect sometimes. Kat is getting all her calories from doordash slop, while Phil is getting most of his from the gin he day drinks and mixes with his water. He admited he was 'out of gin' when was drinking clear liquid from a mug a few days ago. He's a self admitted 'recovered alcoholic' though so he can drink all he wants now no problem. Phil looks smaller but he has more fat as what little muscles he has have atrophied, his man tits are perkier and fatter than they have been before.
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One guy said it in this thread months ago and that becomes "Kat is speculated" lol. Zero evidence she's on any kind of medication. Being fat and low energy doesn't meant you're on schizo medication.
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
Is he getting fatter
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He's always been getting fatter, as he approached 40 and was always very sedantry I think the weight loss we saw was muscle atrophying, hence why he's so fucking slow to stand up and his walk is less a stride and more a shuffle/wobble. And needing to push himself off his chair with his arms and not under his own core/leg strength, something we would all do unconsciously. He's now getting noticable fat around his man tits and gut more. Wonder how long before he gets the noticable red gin nose though.

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PhilsDillPickle said:
Does anyone remember a while back when some artist or scientist made what a human would look like if it evolved to survive car crashes? I swear to fucking god it looks just like Phil.
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Maybe Phil really did evolve to survive car crashes but we'll never really know cause he only leaves his house once a week, and doesn't stray far from his home either.
 
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