If you want a great example of both of these, find old copies of Mad Magazine - some of the items will be funny as hell still because they’re commenting on the human condition, others will be dated as fuck because it’s all sperging about shit nobody knows about anymore.
The point of the mantra is to not let fear overwhelm you and dictate your decision making. It’s in order to maintain rational decision making in the face of danger, which is even more contributory towards the survival of an individual.
He hasn’t even read the book he’s quoting.
Yeah that tracks with what what I was thinking, with a reasonable allowance for manlets. Like I don't wanna pull some "yeah that's my warmup weight pigchild" shit here but....it is literally my warm up weight with the gayass scuffed 5/3/1 routine I am halfassing right now, and I aint going around fucking bragging about whatever my actual/theoretical max is as if it makes me some big bitchtitted badass out here, because it would be the most embarrassing and cringe shit imaginable.
Hey now, no one ever said anything about him eating at Chubby's. He could've very well been there giving snoutjobs behind the dumpster for all we know.
He was waiting for his order there.
of all the fucking shit he denies, this one is (to me) one of the weirdest.
He hates fat jokes and the idea of the pests knowing that he got mugged while scrolling Twitter and waiting to drunk-gobble food from a place named Chubby’s is intolerable. He has to lie/deny it out of reality.
I don't think any gym bro is going to make fun of a fat person for going to the gym. Although, Pat might be retarded and mistook the landwhale for himself.
I miss arrogant gym pat. I love those old plate posts where he waxes on like a woman about how he’s totally gonna make up for it in the gym. I love that old hooligans slop pic where he’s like “glad to be back to full strength at the gym” lol and shirtless pat bragging about going for a run with obvious c cup bosoms or naked pat behind the plant. At one point you could tell he was very sexually attracted to himself and couldn’t understand why nobody else thought the same thing, like when he tried to talk to a grieving and exhausted mother about sex as she tweeted about her dying daughter. The pests absolutely took that trait out behind the shed and murdered it lol.View attachment 6914355
- classic tall tomlinson tale about the time he TOTALLY DESTROYED gym bro and stood up for a m'lardyBurn Calories and Bullies at the Gym -
I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups. While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I […]www.patrickstomlinson.com
lol no
something something, "brotosauruses who are harassing fat people" that he bravely, selflessly stood up against.
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- classic tall tomlinson tale about the time he TOTALLY DESTROYED gym bro and stood up for a m'lardyBurn Calories and Bullies at the Gym -
I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups. While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I […]
lol no
"Armies in WW1 and WW2 used a military tactic called "defense in depth. Patrick Tomlinson uses this tactic by goading you to punch him in his massive gut, and then never letting go"
240 seems like a weird amount.
240 sounds what you’d get if you’re straining every bit to get as high as you can.
Joe Haldeman was a Viet Nam combat vet, so yeah. It's also a very good read, unlike some of its copycats. Looking at "Old Man's War", John Scalzi you miserable faggot. Why, here's John-boy, the original childer, at ConFusion with his Ogress. Aww, they think they are being cute. Check out the fingers on that Ogress. Hand jobs anyone? Prostate massage? <Shudder> Loving the walrus neck Scalzi's developed. I'm thinking he might be trans, trans-species that is. Identifying as a sea lion or something.
Thus his claim that he never ate Chubby's cheesesteak may be true. He was robbed before he could pick up his order, and never picked it up. The experience frightened him so badly he never went back. We know the Pig scares easily. The security escort because Diaper Dan Mullen is around at his contempt hearing proves it.
The gyms I've gone to have the 2.5 plates but they're the easiest ones to get lost in the gym. Don't know why, but you'll usually find them in the women's only rooms.
>push aging back another day
Jesus Christ he is literally something from the Sharty. But at least he's a published author whose books people actually buy and read and discuss. Who discusses The Ark in an approving way? And he's not as fat by far as Fat Rick.
