Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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That’s a pop culture reference that would age like milk and confuse future readers.
If you want a great example of both of these, find old copies of Mad Magazine - some of the items will be funny as hell still because they’re commenting on the human condition, others will be dated as fuck because it’s all sperging about shit nobody knows about anymore.
 
Meanwhile if the human race didn't fear something we wouldn't be here. Fear is a healthy and adaptive human emotion. For someone with a psychologist for a mother, he doesn't understand psychology. If you don't fear anything then it's likely you have brain damage, such as with Patrick.
The point of the mantra is to not let fear overwhelm you and dictate your decision making. It’s in order to maintain rational decision making in the face of danger, which is even more contributory towards the survival of an individual.

The problem is Fatrick is prone to drive himself to histrionics and hysterics, and based his every decision on his heightened emotional state.

Read another book, fatso.
He hasn’t even read the book he’s quoting.
 
250 is fucking easy. That's something a novice can hit in their first 6 months of consistent training. These days I'd say that 315 is the typical average among men that actually commit to training.
Yeah that tracks with what what I was thinking, with a reasonable allowance for manlets. Like I don't wanna pull some "yeah that's my warmup weight pigchild" shit here but....it is literally my warm up weight with the gayass scuffed 5/3/1 routine I am halfassing right now, and I aint going around fucking bragging about whatever my actual/theoretical max is as if it makes me some big bitchtitted badass out here, because it would be the most embarrassing and cringe shit imaginable.

Also Pig Man's seethe reaches new heights.
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He was waiting for his order there.
of all the fucking shit he denies, this one is (to me) one of the weirdest.

Is just because of the restaurant name? Then why did he claim he beat the shit out of a nigger and took his phone?

Most of the time I can see why he would deny something, but this one makes zero sense, in a lifetime of making no sense.
 
of all the fucking shit he denies, this one is (to me) one of the weirdest.

Is just because of the restaurant name? Then why did he claim he beat the shit out of a nigger and took his phone?

Most of the time I can see why he would deny something, but this one makes zero sense, in a lifetime of making no sense.
He hates fat jokes and the idea of the pests knowing that he got mugged while scrolling Twitter and waiting to drunk-gobble food from a place named Chubby’s is intolerable. He has to lie/deny it out of reality.
 
Has fat ever posted a video of him lifting or were they all of his retarded face and chins?

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- classic tall tomlinson tale about the time he TOTALLY DESTROYED gym bro and stood up for a m'lardy

lol no
 
- classic tall tomlinson tale about the time he TOTALLY DESTROYED gym bro and stood up for a m'lardy
I don't think any gym bro is going to make fun of a fat person for going to the gym. Although, Pat might be retarded and mistook the landwhale for himself.
 
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- classic tall tomlinson tale about the time he TOTALLY DESTROYED gym bro and stood up for a m'lardy

lol no
I miss arrogant gym pat. I love those old plate posts where he waxes on like a woman about how he’s totally gonna make up for it in the gym. I love that old hooligans slop pic where he’s like “glad to be back to full strength at the gym” lol and shirtless pat bragging about going for a run with obvious c cup bosoms or naked pat behind the plant. At one point you could tell he was very sexually attracted to himself and couldn’t understand why nobody else thought the same thing, like when he tried to talk to a grieving and exhausted mother about sex as she tweeted about her dying daughter. The pests absolutely took that trait out behind the shed and murdered it lol.
 
I miss arrogant gym pat. I love those old plate posts where he waxes on like a woman about how he’s totally gonna make up for it in the gym. I love that old hooligans slop pic where he’s like “glad to be back to full strength at the gym” lol and shirtless pat bragging about going for a run with obvious c cup bosoms or naked pat behind the plant. At one point you could tell he was very sexually attracted to himself and couldn’t understand why nobody else thought the same thing, like when he tried to talk to a grieving and exhausted mother about sex as she tweeted about her dying daughter. The pests absolutely took that trait out behind the shed and murdered it lol.
something something, "brotosauruses who are harassing fat people" that he bravely, selflessly stood up against.

in his fantasies.
 
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- classic tall tomlinson tale about the time he TOTALLY DESTROYED gym bro and stood up for a m'lardy

lol no
Here are more deets I sauced using his xitter.
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Took him over two months to go (allegedly) from 240lb with his bench press to 250lbs. He then tried to go to 275lbs but failed so bad he went backwards and only managed to claw his way back to 250lbs four months later before dropping all mention of his lift weights.

This was all over ten years ago. This is the shit he is acting smug about.
 
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Thanks, OnA bros, you did us all a real fucking favor
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Yeah that tracks with what what I was thinking, with a reasonable allowance for manlets. Like I don't wanna pull some "yeah that's my warmup weight pigchild" shit here but....it is literally my warm up weight with the gayass scuffed 5/3/1 routine I am halfassing right now, and I aint going around fucking bragging about whatever my actual/theoretical max is as if it makes me some big bitchtitted badass out here, because it would be the most embarrassing and cringe shit imaginable.

Also Pig Man's seethe reaches new heights.
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"Armies in WW1 and WW2 used a military tactic called "defense in depth. Patrick Tomlinson uses this tactic by goading you to punch him in his massive gut, and then never letting go"
 
Sounds like he raced all the way home to protect his grill,

Here are more deets I sauced using his xitter.
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Took him over two months to go (allegedly) from 240lb with his bench press to 250lbs. He then tried to go to 275lbs but failed so bad he went backwards and only managed to claw his way back to 250lbs four months later before dropping all mention of his lift weights.

This was all over ten years ago. This is the shit he is acting smug about.
240 seems like a weird amount.

The bar weighs 45 that leaves 185 or 92.5 on each side.

While 2.5 plates do exist most are divisible by 5..
 
Piggy never benched 250. No need to over analyze. It would be an odd one though, 2 50's and a 2.5 per side on a standard barbell.

The Forever War is really a Vietnam war book with a sci-fi trapping, building on Haldemans own experiences. It works because the themes are about the futility of warfare, PTSD and the alienation that veterans feels upon returning home.
Joe Haldeman was a Viet Nam combat vet, so yeah. It's also a very good read, unlike some of its copycats. Looking at "Old Man's War", John Scalzi you miserable faggot. Why, here's John-boy, the original childer, at ConFusion with his Ogress. Aww, they think they are being cute. Check out the fingers on that Ogress. Hand jobs anyone? Prostate massage? <Shudder> Loving the walrus neck Scalzi's developed. I'm thinking he might be trans, trans-species that is. Identifying as a sea lion or something.
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He was waiting for his order there.
Thus his claim that he never ate Chubby's cheesesteak may be true. He was robbed before he could pick up his order, and never picked it up. The experience frightened him so badly he never went back. We know the Pig scares easily. The security escort because Diaper Dan Mullen is around at his contempt hearing proves it.
 
240 seems like a weird amount.

The bar weighs 45 that leaves 185 or 92.5 on each side.

While 2.5 plates do exist most are divisible by 5..
The gyms I've gone to have the 2.5 plates but they're the easiest ones to get lost in the gym. Don't know why, but you'll usually find them in the women's only rooms.
 
Here are more deets I sauced using his xitter.
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Took him over two months to go (allegedly) from 240lb with his bench press to 250lbs. He then tried to go to 275lbs but failed so bad he went backwards and only managed to claw his way back to 250lbs four months later before dropping all mention of his lift weights.

This was all over ten years ago. This is the shit he is acting smug about.
>push aging back another day :story: :tomlinson:
When you consider he doesn’t know his daughter and he’s started this year bragging about a single lift from a decade ago it really gives you the full fat experience. That you could go back sure as the sun comes up to find him bragging about it ten years ago on Twitter is hilarious, he treats twitter like his own public baby book.
 
Piggy never benched 250. No need to over analyze. It would be an odd one though, 2 50's and a 2.5 per side on a standard barbell.


Joe Haldeman was a Viet Nam combat vet, so yeah. It's also a very good read, unlike some of its copycats. Looking at "Old Man's War", John Scalzi you miserable faggot. Why, here's John-boy, the original childer, at ConFusion with his Ogress. Aww, they think they are being cute. Check out the fingers on that Ogress. Hand jobs anyone? Prostate massage? <Shudder> Loving the walrus neck Scalzi's developed. I'm thinking he might be trans, trans-species that is. Identifying as a sea lion or something.
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Thus his claim that he never ate Chubby's cheesesteak may be true. He was robbed before he could pick up his order, and never picked it up. The experience frightened him so badly he never went back. We know the Pig scares easily. The security escort because Diaper Dan Mullen is around at his contempt hearing proves it.
Jesus Christ he is literally something from the Sharty. But at least he's a published author whose books people actually buy and read and discuss. Who discusses The Ark in an approving way? And he's not as fat by far as Fat Rick.
 
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