Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
Working for the DOE doesn't mean anything, just like working for Blizzard. Unless you can be identified as "Employee #12" of some notable company the fact you now work for them doesn't mean anything. Successful companies get big and bloated, 10x so for the the government.

Show me your portfolio if you want to impress me, and Jason's portfolio is amateur at best.
 
Unrelated. but here is a story Jason gave about why he cut his hair when working for the government.
He claims he is 6'2 in this clip. [@0:48]
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Is Ludwig freakishly tall, or is this just a deceptive perspective?

Maybe he is, or maybe he isn’t, but you can’t trust anything that comes out of his mouth.
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He claims he is 6'2 in this clip. [@0:48]
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Is Ludwig freakishly tall, or is this just a deceptive perspective?

Maybe he is, or maybe he isn’t, but you can’t trust anything that comes out of his mouth.
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Heres another photo, the guy to the left claims to be about 6'3".

Looking at older photos I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest maybe shoe inserts are being used, you should grow at all height wise later into your life
 
Heres another photo, the guy to the left claims to be about 6'3".

Looking at older photos I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest maybe shoe inserts are being used, you should grow at all height wise later into your life
Post the picture next time so people don't need to click a link to see it and for archive purposes.
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From left to right: Theo, ThePrimeagen/ThePrimeTime, Luke from Linus Tech Tips.

I don't watch any of them, as far as I know Theo is primarily an article reader. Here are some videos relevant Mald. I've downloaded these and can upload them later.
 
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The best part is he has claimed multiple times that he was a federal contractor for the DOE, which implies he had a direct contractual relationship with them:
* Sources provided in clips*
Thank you for pulling up the receipts, God's work right there.
I'm not too sure on how one becomes a federal contractor whilst being independent, but everything I'm reading about the steps to becoming a federal contractor doesn't fit with Jason's claims at all. He didn't own a small business, wasn't economically or socially disadvantaged, nor doesn't have the equipment necessary to take government contracts. There is no way he by himself is a Government Contractor
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(federal contractor remark at 1:22)
Source: 1:52:54-1:54:29
That is just wrong on so many levels with applying for jobs, let alone his comment with the federal contractor remark.
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Jason according to his LinkedIn, only has a Diploma which was received in the early 2000's (2006 to be precise) and a CTFL Certification which I could only find the purpose of is to be a glorified software tester. He only got this certification in order to get the job at Blizzard and hasn't been re-certified in the CTFL since 2012. He has no other experience which would qualify him for the jobs he claims he has worked on with the Government or elsewhere.
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Now this all ties back into his job working at a Government Contractor. The only truth is that he worked at a company which were awarded a contract for the DOL, which ironically, Jason lies about in order to make himself seen as much more important than who he actually is. Where Jason's lies start to fall apart is if you actually take a look at the contract type, the position he apparently held at the company, and the designation it was given under the NAICS. The contract given to Eagle Research Group was a 54611 designated contract. The number assigned corresponds to Administrative Management and General Management Consulting Services, nothing to do with anything he worked on at the time with his company. The contract duration was completed much later than when he was employed which further adds evidence to his lack of importance at the company.
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TLDR: Jason is a massive faggot who will lie about anything, including GOVERNMENT SPENDING RECORDS FOR CONTRACTORS which is arguably the most transparent thing the government produces to citizens. If I have misunderstood anything I provided please let me know because all of this was researched in roughly an hour.
Edit: Looked over it again, Eagle Research Group in that time frame Jason was employed never received a contract from the DOE, everything was from the DOL where Jason could've hypothetically been apart of a job for the government.
 
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Only a few days until the first Heartbound update. I’m expecting either a last-minute delay or a super small update which basically adds a single accessibility feature or some other bare-minimum bullshit which can be done in a few minutes just to “prove the haters wrong”, which will not.

>Gwenpool avatar
Oh yeah. Definite troon.

What happened to Gwenpool was dumb, her original comic run was actually fucking amazing, yet it was followed up with a middling miniseries which basically took away her cool powers and stuck her into the X-Men’s island, and then you get to her “asexual awakening”.

In “The Romancing of Gwendolyn Poole”, she falls in love with the adult version of a child she went on an adventure with a few years ago (she did not age while the child did), she entirely upends her life to join their college, all so she can join a LGBT group and have the concept of asexuality slow-walked to her by the group because she’s from 2015 and her backwards mind would not be familiar with the “more accepting” world of today, in what is basically little more than a PSA-tier bit about asexuality… existing.

So now instead of being a character who can manipulate the comic medium to her benefit, she’s an “asexual icon” who now has… some kind of retcon power at most, which is so much less visually cool, and is basically only ever brought out for Pride stuff lately.

Though, a troon having an avatar of a character who fell in love with a child and became an obnoxious LGBT mouthpiece is more than fitting, isn’t it?
 
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I'm not too sure on how one becomes a federal contractor whilst being independent
I think he's saying he worked for a contractor hence working with a "team of awesome people." I don't doubt he worked somewhere that did something with the DoE but he wasn't hacking anything. It is odd he wouldn't have any certs as a contractor where it'd be completely paid for as you do need certs to do stuff with the government even as a contractor. I doubt his HackerOne claim of hundreds of reports as well, seems like something he'd show if it was true.

I'm dumb and you got to the contractor as the employer part.
 
I think he's saying he worked for a contractor hence working with a "team of awesome people." I don't doubt he worked somewhere that did something with the DoE but he wasn't hacking anything. It is odd he wouldn't have any certs as a contractor where it'd be completely paid for as you do need certs to do stuff with the government even as a contractor. I doubt his HackerOne claim of hundreds of reports as well, seems like something he'd show if it was true.

I'm dumb and you got to the contractor as the employer part.
You're good lol I was confused on what to tackle first with how I structured my analysis and tried to understand how if anything what he said was true. I agree he probably misspoke but there's so many clips of him phrasing his job that way so I shouldn't have given him any charity with his claim.
 
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Emilya, a selectively-turned-physically-mute-but-can-still-laugh individual. Their Twitch bio is as insane as it sounds:
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It all comes off as extremely astroturfed given how hard it is to achieve success of this kind in such a short amount of time streaming as a .PNG, let alone a mute one.
There's speculation that's Tiny Violin, who is infamous for infiltrating hardcore guilds and wiping them in raids. I doubt it's true, but that would be hilarious.

 
Post the picture next time so people don't need to click a link to see it and for archive purposes.
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From left to right: Theo, ThePrimeagen/ThePrimeTime, Luke from Linus Tech Tips.

I don't watch any of them, as far as I know Theo is primarily an article reader. Here are some videos relevant Mald. I've downloaded these and can upload them later.
Listening to Theo and Prime's videos about this, the only time they both give credit to Mald for moving a puzzle along is a picture equation puzzle.
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Prime wrote code to solve it as the substitution said how to manipulate it further to get the actual answer. It sounds like Prime did a lot of heavy lifting and is humble enough to downplay it. Both Theo and Prime share segments of their code and are eager to talk about how they solved their portions, I don't know if Mald ever went into details on the puzzles on his own channels.
 
If I have misunderstood anything I provided please let me know because all of this was researched in roughly an hour.
Edit: Looked over it again, Eagle Research Group in that time frame Jason was employed never received a contract from the DOE
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The DOE had a long term contract with ERG from May 16, 2013 to Oct 31, 2020 which included Cybersecurity services. This might have been the contract Jason was under. Found by @Burnt Effigy in this post.
 
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The DOE had a long term contract with ERG from May 16, 2013 to Oct 31, 2020 which included Cybersecurity services. This might have been the contract Jason was under. Found by @Burnt Effigy in this post.
Thank you, I didn't realize this specific issue was already discussed in much better detail than I did. When researching, the search engine I used never showed the archive mentioned which definitely caused my reasoning for my conclusion to be misinformed, which is a bummer.
Slightly off topic, Eagle Research Group, Inc. was hit with a Civil suit during the time Jason was employed. All of it is about unpaid overtime, but it's just funny to see how he finds himself associating with sketchy jobs.
 
If he would have worked directly for the DOE, he would have had to get a clearance, and a clearance for working with/around nuclear materials/plants/facilities would require a lifestyle poly. He wouldn't pass a lifestyle poly with his degenerate behaviors.
 
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