Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
16 hour round trip for a total of 2 hours at a brothel? man, russhole really is retarded. i cant think of a single time when that would be worth it. what is his obsession with the legal brothels? the thing is, there are hookers who live far closer than 8 hours away he could hire, so why doesn't russ hire those? it seems when he hires hookers he insists it has to be at one of the legal brothels.
He used to do something like a 12-hour train ride each way when he was in Utah. Sometimes directly after mopping floors and sweating all night at Walmart in his tuxedo.

Given who he thinks the clientele of brothels is, I dare say it makes him feel rich and powerful whereas a $50 suckandfuck from a lot lizard forces him to confront his issues.
He thinks he's some kind of studly tomcat, pulling all the hot babes. And that it's no different from how the non-disabled guys pay for sex, with dates and dinner and movies and such.
 
Given who he thinks the clientele of brothels is, I dare say it makes him feel rich and powerful whereas a $50 suckandfuck from a lot lizard forces him to confront his issues.
Sure lot lizards and meth whores are old and busted and you should double bag it but $50 is a lot closer to what sex is actually worth. I mean spending literally thousands of dollars for this is beyond stupid.

I've said it before but years ago a buddy of mine was gung ho about going down to Vegas because his favorite porn star was working in a brothel for a couple months. It was a dream come true for him if he could fuck her. Then he found out it was like literally $10K to do so. And he STILL had to think about it. Eventually he didn't but that's not the point. When some woman can demand $10K for sex and people will actually pay it you know something with them is fucked up.
 
He used to do something like a 12-hour train ride each way when he was in Utah. Sometimes directly after mopping floors and sweating all night at Walmart in his tuxedo.


He thinks he's some kind of studly tomcat, pulling all the hot babes. And that it's no different from how the non-disabled guys pay for sex, with dates and dinner and movies and such.

A suit, not a tuxedo. It's the same suit he wore on his mission to Phoenix, AZ. And not even a nice suit like a Hugo Boss or Armani, just a cheap Mr. Mac's or Men's Warehouse suit. He's never owned anything as nice as a tux. I don't think he's ever worn a rented tux, let alone owned one.
 
he opposed Greer’s motion(?) to proceed in forma pauperis?
Mr. Hardin came to the case much after that was already granted. You're confusing Greer with Stebbins.
the thing is, there are hookers who live far closer than 8 hours away he could hire, so why doesn't russ hire those? it seems when he hires hookers he insists it has to be at one of the legal brothels.
He did.
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Fun fact, these whores are not counted in his 5k a year figure.
 
He used to do something like a 12-hour train ride each way when he was in Utah. Sometimes directly after mopping floors and sweating all night at Walmart in his tuxedo.
Mr. Hardin came to the case much after that was already granted. You're confusing Greer with Stebbins.

He did.
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Fun fact, these whores are not counted in his 5k a year figure.
It's been said before, but Russell has no theory of the mind. He cannot empathize with another person enough to understand what they're thinking. He can't think through why a whore would reject him for turning up in a cheap suit smelling like cleaning chemicals, and he can't understand why openly admitting to breaking the law in a court filing would be a bad idea.
 
I would so wear a dad hat with this on it.

@Null can we have dad hats pretty please?
Until some nutcase tranny notices you wearing it in public, posts it all over social media telling their tranny friends they've found a Kiwi Farms user, eventually finding out your name, and you ultimately end up the topic of a thread here where people try to figure out what your username is. No thanks!
 
Until some nutcase tranny notices you wearing it in public, posts it all over social media telling their tranny friends they've found a Kiwi Farms user, eventually finding out your name, and you ultimately end up the topic of a thread here where people try to figure out what your username is. No thanks!
Exactly. There is no need to advertise you're a member of the Orchards. The last thing you want is some crazy leftist coming after you and trying to ruin your life because of it.

Why else do you think one of the main tenets of this site is, "don't use a screen name or e-mail that can be traced back to you"? It's to keep your anonymity.
 
Exactly. There is no need to advertise you're a member of the Orchards. The last thing you want is some crazy leftist coming after you and trying to ruin your life because of it.

Why else do you think one of the main tenets of this site is, "don't use a screen name or e-mail that can be traced back to you"? It's to keep your anonymity.
Indeed. Just as we watch what lurks in the shadows, the shadows watch us in turn.
But unlike us, monsters have no compunction about completely fucking your life for holding an opinion counter to theirs. I can't recall a story of a KF user waltzing up to a tranny's home and asking them to come out and show their amhole while brandishing a gun. I can recall stories of trannies showing up to Josh's house to 'talk' and other credible, documented threats of violence.
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He did.
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Fun fact, these whores are not counted in his 5k a year figure.

>local escorts who posted fake pictures to lure greer in and upon meeting, he is then held under duress to give them the money.
okay, greer being robbed by salt lake city hookers is pretty funny. assuming he is even telling the truth, which i will believe him on this one. lmao.
 
>local escorts who posted fake pictures to lure greer in and upon meeting, he is then held under duress to give them the money.
okay, greer being robbed by salt lake city hookers is pretty funny. assuming he is even telling the truth, which i will believe him on this one. lmao.
Sounds like he's talking about this hilarious incident from 2017.

Or maybe the totally true and honest high speed highway chase he had a creepypasta narrator do a dramatic reading of:
 
Sure lot lizards and meth whores are old and busted and you should double bag it but $50 is a lot closer to what sex is actually worth. I mean spending literally thousands of dollars for this is beyond stupid.

I've said it before but years ago a buddy of mine was gung ho about going down to Vegas because his favorite porn star was working in a brothel for a couple months. It was a dream come true for him if he could fuck her. Then he found out it was like literally $10K to do so. And he STILL had to think about it. Eventually he didn't but that's not the point. When some woman can demand $10K for sex and people will actually pay it you know something with them is fucked up.
This reminds me and forgive the OT story

When I was younger I had a wild man coworker good dude but despite being like 50 he partied like a frat boy. Never missed work. Entertaining clients he killed it.

One night I forgot to turn my phone off before bed . A porn star (Lexi belle) was dancing at a club locally and he called at like 2am hammered out of his gourd to tell me how great a lap dance she gave.

Price was 500. I told him I jerked off to her for free and I'm going to kill him for waking me.

Back in topic, that's one thing about Rusty that's so weird his flex or hooker sex. Now my buddy was drunk as fuck and all hyped up. I can forgive a kiss and tell like that. She was the big name porno girl at the time.

Rusty fucks these no name whores and isn't even drinking and flexes. In what world who's impressed? He really thinks people will be.

Actually I'm going to make love with my wife tonight, for free. Actually she helps with the mortgage so practically she's paying me for sex.

Damn Rusty I'm sure jelly of the plastic bimbos you have to wear a condom with spending enough to buy a Rolex for 20 minutes of your weird sad life.
 
Rusty fucks these no name whores and isn't even drinking and flexes. In what world who's impressed? He really thinks people will be.
I'll give you a little insider advice but don't tell anyone I told you because this course normally costs about $600 bucks and 12 weeks:

Russell doesn't know that bragging about fucking an escort that has had so much plastic surgery and 'enhancements' done to her that she's just a living artifact is not a flex, but it's the closest he can come to being one of the boys. You know those movies from the 90s where the frathouse is thumpin and the boys are talking about what broad did what to whose cock? He's never experienced male comradery like that, but he really, really, really wants to. So he fucks whores and brags about it in public to...nobody. The wind carries his words away and nobody ever responds. He wants a participation trophy, and here's where the insider knowledge comes into play: participation trophies are mostly given to placate the weak and retarded, getting one is not a flex, getting a trophy for coming in last place is not normally a bragging right (unless you're at a professional level of something), he begs to be seen and accepted as one of the boys, but also as better than the boys because he can treat you right. He aspires to being noticed for coming in dead last.
 
I'll give you a little insider advice but don't tell anyone I told you because this course normally costs about $600 bucks and 12 weeks:

Russell doesn't know that bragging about fucking an escort that has had so much plastic surgery and 'enhancements' done to her that she's just a living artifact is not a flex, but it's the closest he can come to being one of the boys. You know those movies from the 90s where the frathouse is thumpin and the boys are talking about what broad did what to whose cock? He's never experienced male comradery like that, but he really, really, really wants to. So he fucks whores and brags about it in public to...nobody. The wind carries his words away and nobody ever responds. He wants a participation trophy, and here's where the insider knowledge comes into play: participation trophies are mostly given to placate the weak and retarded, getting one is not a flex, getting a trophy for coming in last place is not normally a bragging right (unless you're at a professional level of something), he begs to be seen and accepted as one of the boys, but also as better than the boys because he can treat you right. He aspires to being noticed for coming in dead last.
God damn. I never actually put that into thought.

There's so many things you can do for friendship social life etc. anyone into stuff is happy to welcome new blood. No one would care about his face if he joined local soft ball team or chess club.

He's so sexy obsessed he wont and will auto creep on any female but damn I get being lonely he's so self sabotaging thinking pussy is the fix.

Me being an old fart, as healthy as my wife and I are there's time need to just kick it with the guys. We're all adults and stable we don't just talk about pussy or binge drinking like a sit com shows. But it's still nice guy time.

A mentor would do him well but you need to be willing to be mentored, he just wants sex he'd ruin it and he's not worth helping.

He's so obsessed with his brothel idea why doesn't he make real hustles and money to afford it instead of low paying shit jobs? He can't even zoom out to see the big picture.

Dudes a weirdo and going to die alone probably in the back of a Hertz 2014 Malibu at this rate.
 
It's from a piece that is actually no longer in that book. You can tell where it once was, but it must have been from a very early, now lost draft.

I think someone must have told him that his persuasive pamphlet on why prostitution should be legalized didn't need a full-on pornographic section detailing his time in bed with a hooker.

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He removed that passage and changed it to something like "let's just say... sparks flew."
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$14,000. My God. Think about what you could do with that money. You could travel the globe. You could learn to fly a plane. You could become a wine connoisseur. It could fund any number of hobbies or it could get you a very spruce wardrobe. Hell, in a small community that'd be enough cash to run a political campaign. But, no. Russell would prefer to pass all that up in order to spend his time commuting to a shed in the middle of the desert to have sex with women he doesn't know or like.
 
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$14,000. My God. Think about what you could do with that money. You could travel the globe. You could learn to fly a plane. You could become a wine connoisseur. It could fund any number of hobbies or it could get you a very spruce wardrobe. Hell, in a small community that'd be enough cash to run a political campaign. But, no. Russell would prefer to pass all that up in order to spend his time commuting to a shed in the middle of the desert to have sex with women he doesn't know or like.
One of the marks of incurable stupidity that we look for in the field is spending money you don't really have on things you can't really afford; trading long term stability for short term pleasure. In this case, incredibly short term pleasure. If Mr. Greer was one of my patients I would be the one handling his money and he would resent every second of safe home with warm bed and full fridge I would provide him with.
 
Sounds like he's talking about this hilarious incident from 2017.
if that is the incident, then russhole really overstated it. that was less held him under duress and more a hooker who isnt an instathot with plastic surgery is low class and gave him the asshole tax. still funny though. his hooker stories are funny because they are always so ridiculous. a normal guy who has a hooker story just says 'yeah i paid her a few hundred and we banged in a cheap motel.' russ on the other hand, he has the most ridiculous mickey mouse adventures which involves him losing thousands of dollars across state lines after weeks of set up.
this is one of the things which makes lolcows so interesting, they all seem to have this ability to take what is a simple or easy thing for normal people to do and turn it into the most absurd situation possible.
 
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