🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Cinnamontoatsken, a YouTube channel with nearly 5M subscribers and who has covered Amber before, has had his wife Mary (aka SuperMaryFace, Mary MakingIt) to cover the Emily Franz / Hamberlynn breakup.

Its farily "normy" material, but mostly because you can tell they are trying to keep it at a lighter level for their broad audience. Cinnamontoatken has had similiar takes on ChrisChan and KingCobraJFS in the past as well. He seems up on the lolcow lore, but cant take it very deep.

(hi Mary/Ken! we know you read here!)

ETA:
This is some of the biggest exposure Amber gets, With Tom Harlock a few weeks ago at 1M subs.
 
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Isn't the whole point of scrapbooking to put photos and random paper memorabilia into an album and decorate it? What is the point of buying stickers just to transfer it to a different piece of paper?
To be honest she probably doesn't take pictures with/of the people around her, her surroundings, or any activities she does (eating not included), so the album would just be filled with snapchat filtered selfies on every goddamn page and that's nightmare fuel, honestly.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
I'm not sure if I'd say she's at her fattest again, but she's getting there, and she is, without a doubt, at her most misshapen. The more I look at that image, the less sense it makes to me. The pants, stretched taut over her body like Carl Wheezer's in Jimmy Neutron, the triangle titties, he unreal water trunk legs.

It looks like a fat person suffering from a floating point precision error.
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She unfortunately what is called a "pear shaped" body type - gain weight from the stomach down. If if she ever gains weight in her boobs - no doubht she's trying but she'd have to, oh I don't know, be producing or taking estrogen like she's supposed dto be doing. Funny how we haven't about that btw cuz it would sooooooooo totally explain the water she's retaining you guize. But her gunt and legs are always gonna be bigger. Karmic justice tha's the one place that would maybe sort of justify her acting like the sex kitten uwu BBW she thinks she is
 
The breakup episode is actually somewhat entertaining and my reactor of choice is ruining it with these retarded pedolynn accusations. Amber's not attracted to teenagers. She doesn't experience sexual attraction.

If anything, she probably does "creepy" things like get a little too friendly with a teenage girl in her instagram dms because she's mentally stunted and thinks she's still 18. Remember that vlog the other day where she claimed someone saw her in public and told her she looks like she's in high school? Yeah, nobody said that, but she looked at herself through her snapchat filters and narc-coloured glasses and thought that about herself. She's not a predator, she's just fucking dumb as a rock.
 
spergsperg55 said:
Isn't the whole point of scrapbooking to put photos and random paper memorabilia into an album and decorate it? What is the point of buying stickers just to transfer it to a different piece of paper?
To be honest she probably doesn't take pictures with/of the people around her, her surroundings, or any activities she does (eating not included), so the album would just be filled with snapchat filtered selfies on every goddamn page and that's nightmare fuel, honestly.
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That is exactly how every normal person scrapbooks. They use stickers and other ephemera as embellishments to showcase their photos.

Amber is also too lazy get her pictures printed and she never goes anywhere or does anything memorable so there’s no way she could traditionally scrapbook.
She’s basically sticker collecting.
 
spergsperg55 said:
@BubblezMcThreee not sure why I can't quote your post sorry.
I agree to some extend that you are responsible for what you put in your body and a person's weight is no one's fault except for themselves, HOWEVER... It gets a lot more complicated when you bring sex work into the equation. Many, many, sex workers get exploited within the industry, the same thing applies to feederism.
I think the low self-esteem many fat women have make them a lot more susceptible to exploitation, escpecially by their partners.
I definetely don't think it applies to Big Al, the only person exploiting her body is herself. Maybe Emily wanted to cash in when she got the opportunity but then realised Big Al's mass could not be manipulated by anything except gravity.
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Is this the lady that's following Emily now? Or Emily started following her after this was posted here . AL is jealous of her now because she fulfills Emily's dreams.
 
1039 said:
Is this the lady that's following Emily now? Or Emily started following her after this was posted here . AL is jealous of her now because she fulfills Emily's dreams.
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is that spanx beluga LMAO
lol cow supreme said:
(hi Mary/Ken! we know you read here!)
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they did one for shanny and rev and read their thread verbatim.. kinda annoying
QUEEN OF DENIAL said:
Yeah, hi Ken! What's it like grooming one of your fans?
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i need to know the tea on this
 
misandristRus said:
i need to know the tea on this
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Ken picked Mary instead of the now Queen of Denial... Ken started dating Mary when he was 27 and she was 19. But they were/might have been talking before then etc etc.

Yuck zone math:
R = YUCK where

OP ÷ 2 + 7 > YP

OP: Older Partner
YP: Younger Partner
R: Relationship

27/2+7= 20.5 ... 20.5 > 19 They were IN the "Yuck" zone

(but if he was hollerin at her before she was 18...then thats a whole other Pedolynn situation type dealy pop_)


Hmm. He doesnt have an OP or any posts in the Gorlworld thread. Maybe i'll make that happen.
 
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Emily N Franz: Death Eater Feeder
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Did you touch up her eyebrows or were they that bad in the original pic?


spergsperg55 said:
Isn't the whole point of scrapbooking to put photos and random paper memorabilia into an album and decorate it? What is the point of buying stickers just to transfer it to a different piece of paper?
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I assume what she is doing is a trend called “trash journaling”. The stickers thing doesn’t make sense to me tbh.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
Ken picked Mary instead of the now Queen of Denial... Ken started dating Mary when he was 27 and she was 19. But they were/might have been talking before then etc etc.

Yuck zone math:
R = YUCK where

OP ÷ 2 + 7 > YP

OP: Older Partner
YP: Younger Partner
R: Relationship

27/2+7= 20.5 ... 20.5 > 19 They were IN the "Yuck" zone

(but if he was hollerin at her before she was 18...then thats a whole other Pedolynn situation type dealy pop_)
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He also paid for her breast implants she wanted for her costhot career, which she then denied having (embarrassing because it was extremely obvious) so people dug up her "nude photography" to show her boobs didn't look like that before, which she then also lied about having done saying the hundreds of naked pictures of her were actually all deepfakes that a photographer made of her when she was underaged (literally trying to smear this man as creating fake CP of her because she was embarrassed that she did naked modeling as soon as she turned of age). She was a proper lolcow who tried to have her own channel for sexy swimsuit cosplay try-ons before she started LARPing as a tradwife and had a bunch of kids with this fat retard coomer Ken. Tbh I am surprised they are still together, she always struck me as a starfucker who only went for Ken because of his ties to Pewdiepie.
 
Update: Emily Franz of Oshkosh, WI privated her instagram account. Below is a post she made 5h ago. Am I too retarded to understand or did Fed Bundy just comfirm Big Cherry turned poor sweet angel Rarity into a tube of toothpaste? Someone explain for the mentally handicapped please.
 

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dfranki723 said:
She just sticks already made things in a book with no personal input from herself
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This is the most BPD thing ever. I really want professors to teach classes with lolcows as exemplars. We can have ALR for BPD, Anna for HPD, and Lucas Werner for…everything.
 
Oh my fucking God, if that is true, that poor fucking cat. Why would Emily give any time to those screenshots or post them like that, if it isn't true and that isn't her, then private her page? Something stinks, as usual. I can see this happening with Amber and her big ass, childish self throwing her shelf ass everywhere when she's pissed off.
 
F in the Chat said:
Update: Emily Franz of Oshkosh, WI privated her instagram account. Below is a post she made 5h ago. Am I too retarded to understand or did Fed Bundy just comfirm Big Cherry turned poor sweet angel Rarity into a tube of toothpaste? Someone explain for the mentally handicapped please.
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I think the attempted coverup would have been bigger if that was what happened. I'm being optimistic on purpose.
 
F in the Chat said:
Update: Emily Franz of Oshkosh, WI privated her instagram account. Below is a post she made 5h ago. Am I too retarded to understand or did Fed Bundy just comfirm Big Cherry turned poor sweet angel Rarity into a tube of toothpaste? Someone explain for the mentally handicapped please.
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I really think they didn't break up, Amber's behavior and Emily here trolling people. I highly doubt Amber threw herself anywhere.
 
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