StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Rick Nekieta said:
This is one of my favorite Tarlisms. He gives you permission to do something he never had the power to restrict you from doing. I suppose you could be generous and read between the lines and interpret this as "You may now (whatever) but I won't respond or care" but that only applies to people who don't play stupid power games. He's positioning himself as boss and his weakness as mercy. Ironically, unless I missed something, these particular insults weren't used in any subsequent posts. It's as if we deliberately seek out the criticisms that don't have the consent of our subject.
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He's (occult) royalty, remember. We plebs must obey royalty. Chaos magic royalty, no less!
 
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Can we change the OP? Styx doesn’t make interesting content anymore IMG_1455.jpeg
 
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Itspinklava said:
This explains a lot about Tarl. Who enjoys running over roadkill to watch intestines spurt out of assholes?
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When I asked the question "nigga or nigger?" a few pages back, I was going to give him credit for seemingly having a genuine affection for his cats and thus animals, but I held back. Now I know why. People of his theological bent often do horrible things to animals and now I am glad I didn't give him credit for lack of animal cruelty. If anything, he's lucky I didn't give him a half a nig point because he embraces a practice that often performs acts of animal cruelty, not unlike a dogfight.
 
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Laylithe said:
Hell hath no fury like women scorned.
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Laylithe said:
I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.
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Laylithe said:
Things were hysterical.
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Get a job, nigger

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.
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Have you considered using your chaos magic to stop being such a faggot?
 
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Laylithe said:
I'm gonna miss what could've been a really nice time that had to get ruined by gay ops and shenanigans, i miss having fun with you styx. You make me big sad.
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You just spent the last few days calling him a pig, filthy, dirty, doesn't bathe, sucks other girls pussies, doesn't brush his teeth, tongued your ass and used that tongue on other chicks, said he wasn't sweet or sugary but all daddy (which I assuming he had a large schlong?), threatens to send the father of your children into a dirt nap, doesn't flush the toilet, is potentially creepy around children, forced you to get an abortion you didn't want, you did artwork and art styles for him but he didn't give you credit and sold them for profit and you didn't get your due, jerked your chain when you had kids in tow, lied, cheated, was fucking other women but he lied and told you you were the one, the mother cut your electricity off, dented your car, played mind games, cheated on you, fucked around on with other women, would fall asleep jerking off and doing phone sex with other women while you were in the house, did something that needs to be hashed out in a lawsuit, drunkenly grabbed your tits in a live show and is a general drunkard and fuse-blown drug addled goofball and now you have the feels or is it the tingles? Even if his dick was larger than Jonah Falcon is it really, really that good? The guy looks like fag, is obsessed with a gay owl, smells, cant dress, is uncoordinated and generally unmanly and fairly poor and you're missing getting railed by him bad enough you are big sad?

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mickrussom said:
You just spent the last few days calling him a pig, filthy, dirty, doesn't bathe, sucks other girls pussies, doesn't brush his teeth, tongued your ass and used that tongue on other chicks, said he wasn't sweet or sugary but all daddy (which I assuming he had a large schlong?), threatens to send the father of your children into a dirt nap, doesn't flush the toilet, is potentially creepy around children, forced you to get an abortion you didn't want, you did artwork and art styles for him but he didn't give you credit and sold them for profit and you didn't get your due, jerked your chain when you had kids in tow, lied, cheated, was fucking other women but he lied and told you you were the one, the mother cut your electricity off, dented your car, played mind games, cheated on you, fucked around on with other women, would fall asleep jerking off and doing phone sex with other women while you were in the house, did something that needs to be hashed out in a lawsuit, drunkenly grabbed your tits in a live show and is a general drunkard and fuse-blown drug addled goofball and now you have the feels or is it the tingles? Even if his dick was larger than Jonah Falcon is it really, really that good? The guy looks like fag, is obsessed with a gay owl, smells, cant dress, is uncoordinated and generally unmanly and fairly poor and you're missing getting railed by him bad enough you are big sad?

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You say this as if you're surprised or upset?
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I will make one final post here, for the benefit of people that feast on gossip. I fully expect someone will include this little screed in a vlog or something similarly pathetic.

Obvious party is a good mother, a good cook, extremely good with crafts of all kinds, and all around a very good woman. One I did not deserve. She is also beautiful and charming. There are few people in the world that I actually love, and she deserves love. I wish for nothing but the best in her life because she deserves it. I am not going to get into some retarded e-drama war with her or anyone else. I hope she finds prince charming and lives a long happy life. I have been through Hell over and over as a result of our connection. I regret nothing, it was worth every moment.

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.
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Look at this dramatic retard acting like he's Jesus being put on a cross by the Jewish Farms for the heinous act of loving just a little too much.

Buddy you're not just a cuck and a simp, you're an agoraphobic alcoholic woman-beating deadbeat dad who's too much of a coward to divorce his wife. Your milquetoast political takes stopped being entertaining 8 years ago. People can get those same takes from Fox News. People only watch you because you're a FREAK and they want to see the FREAK in his natural habitat being a FREAK. Despite all your rage you're still just a FREAK in a cage, and you look like a RAT. Maybe you get a few BPD schizos women who latch onto you and make you feel like a man because they'll suck your pp but they're also FREAKS who aren't worth the trouble.

Sam, Styx didn't ruin your life, you've always had a choice. You chose to stay with him after he brewed his abortion Kool-Aid and all the other shit that followed. You cheated on your husband, who gave you the kids you wanted, with Styx, who you knew was still married and he thought so little of you he played with your titties on stream. You've always had a choice, Styx didn't put a gun to your head, yet. Something's broken in you but you're expecting too much from man-baby Styx; the guy who can't leave his parents house without having a panic attack. You can't, shouldn't, and won't fix him. You don't have to continue the cycle of acting like a victim without a choice. Until Styx turns you into baby momma #2, you can always get off the FREAK ride.

Please for the love of Stolas you retards have to get back together. We need a Sektur-adjacent Lolcow of the Year contender for 2025. Rekieta's almost tapped and Ralph might not make it. I believe you both have what it takes to at least make it a 3-year Reign of Stolas. It'll be really funny.
 
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"Please for the love of Stolas you retards have to get back together. We need a Sektur-adjacent Lolcow of the Year contender for 2025. Rekieta's almost tapped and Ralph might not make it. I believe you both have what it takes to at least make it a 3-year Reign of Stolas. It'll be really funny.”

Yes, your raison d'tre will be simply to exist for other folks schadenfreude fodder. Makes me thankful I'm not in the public eye.
 
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