Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
no

$14,000. My God. Think about what you could do with that money. You could travel the globe. You could learn to fly a plane. You could become a wine connoisseur. It could fund any number of hobbies or it could get you a very spruce wardrobe. Hell, in a small community that'd be enough cash to run a political campaign. But, no. Russell would prefer to pass all that up in order to spend his time commuting to a shed in the middle of the desert to have sex with women he doesn't know or like.
I could buy a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater with that kind of money! There would not be that much left over, though. I would rather eat a bucket of overpriced popcorn than worn out hooker punani, anyway.
 
I'll give you a little insider advice but don't tell anyone I told you because this course normally costs about $600 bucks and 12 weeks:

Russell doesn't know that bragging about fucking an escort that has had so much plastic surgery and 'enhancements' done to her that she's just a living artifact is not a flex, but it's the closest he can come to being one of the boys. You know those movies from the 90s where the frathouse is thumpin and the boys are talking about what broad did what to whose cock? He's never experienced male comradery like that, but he really, really, really wants to. So he fucks whores and brags about it in public to...nobody. The wind carries his words away and nobody ever responds. He wants a participation trophy, and here's where the insider knowledge comes into play: participation trophies are mostly given to placate the weak and retarded, getting one is not a flex, getting a trophy for coming in last place is not normally a bragging right (unless you're at a professional level of something), he begs to be seen and accepted as one of the boys, but also as better than the boys because he can treat you right. He aspires to being noticed for coming in dead last.

Participation trophies were invented so that the regular people who understand that losing is sometimes part of competition don't have to hear the whining and bawling of the freaks, weirdos, losers, and mongoloids who believe it's unfair that only the winners get a prize and don't understand what competition is about. It's kind of like affirmative action for retards and pathetic losers like Russhole.

no

$14,000. My God. Think about what you could do with that money. You could travel the globe. You could learn to fly a plane. You could become a wine connoisseur. It could fund any number of hobbies or it could get you a very spruce wardrobe. Hell, in a small community that'd be enough cash to run a political campaign. But, no. Russell would prefer to pass all that up in order to spend his time commuting to a shed in the middle of the desert to have sex with women he doesn't know or like.

Fourteen grand can do a lot of stuff. In some parts of the country it could be a down payment on a house. It could be a decent start to a helluva nice gun collection. It would be enough for me to buy a couple of my dream guns. It could be the start of a really nice O Gauge model train layout, or a complete and highly detailed layout in a smaller gauge like HO Scale. It could buy a top of the line custom gaming PC, complete with hardline water cooling for the processors and memory. It could buy a decent used car. It's could buy a really nice jukebox, either restored or in exceptional original condition (always wanted a Seeburg 222, the first jukebox with stereo sound). It could fund a phenomenal family vacation to somewhere like Universal Studios Florida, including a stay in a nice hotel, car rental, and airfare. Or you could just put it into a savings account and leave it alone to grow interest.

But Shit-Lips? He wasted it all on hookers so he could play make believe, pretending that women are willing to take interest in him and find him sexually attractive. He blew it all on fantasy and delusion, and in at least one occasion he didn't even get laid because he wasted all his time playing boyfriend on a fake date.
 
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Shouldn't "It's my job to fuck ugly people" be GOOD news for Russ? Was the quote supposed to be "It's NOT my job to fuck ugly people" and he left out the "not" (a common typo)?

I'm thinking in context, the full quote is "It's my job to fuck ugly people, not falling in love with them!" hence why she "randomly cut ties with" him, because he always wants to have an inappropriate relationship with his hookers.
 
Mr. Hardin came to the case much after that was already granted. You're confusing Greer with Stebbins.

He did.
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Fun fact, these whores are not counted in his 5k a year figure.
"These undue burdens have forced Greer to engage in prostitution with prostitutes in SLC illegally"
Nigger what?
Your 'undue burdens' FORCED you to fuck hookers?

There is no one (not even a judge) stupid enough to believe that you HAVE to fuck a hooker.
 
Nigger what?
Your 'undue burdens' FORCED you to fuck hookers?
Russ logic is a type of magical thinking where he is never personally responsible for his actions or the consequences of them.

You can't expect Russ not to solicit prostitution because he is undesirable to his core and refuses to compensate for his appearance by being a decent and likeable person. Therefore, not furnishing him with legal whorehouses on his doorstep is effectively compelling him to seek out whores in contravention of state law.

When his car was repossessed, it wasn't because he was extremely delinquent in repayments. It was because his horrible landlord wouldn't help him obstruct bailiffs and conceal the vehicle.

People swarming his online accounts to tell him what a creepy shithead he is was not due to him suing a beloved pop star with the most unhinged fanbase on earth for not taking his "music" seriously and sucking him his penis. It's because people just love to cyberbully the disabled.

Russ is the eternal victim.
 
"Don't smell of smoke." This guy has literally no shame, but THAT'S where he draws the line?
It's because when they see him coming they put out the cigarettes and light up the crack pipe. Little vermin is still hung up on the Word of Wisdom while going whole hog on the "sin next to murder" shit. Jesus may have loved the whores, but this motherfucker can't understand a goddamn thing he was taught. No person "randomly cuts ties" with anyone over saying "it's my job". I would so love to see the "missing" reasons for that.
 
You can get your license in only 40-80 hours. Now, you can't get paid to be a pilot for that, that just entitles you to fly. But you could spend 25k to get there.
FAA regs require 30 hours but many take more. At $150 an hour that’s $4,500 for the plane. Add the instructor and you don’t add much, they get paid shit.

Still, Russ probably couldn’t crash with only 30 hours experience. And I forgot to add the per hour for the whore to take flying.
 
FAA regs require 30 hours but many take more. At $150 an hour that’s $4,500 for the plane. Add the instructor and you don’t add much, they get paid shit.

Still, Russ probably couldn’t crash with only 30 hours experience. And I forgot to add the per hour for the whore to take flying.
35 for part 141. 40 for part 61.
And the instructor might get paid shit, but you're likely paying $50/hr to his pimp.
 
It's because when they see him coming they put out the cigarettes and light up the crack pipe. Little vermin is still hung up on the Word of Wisdom while going whole hog on the "sin next to murder" shit. Jesus may have loved the whores, but this motherfucker can't understand a goddamn thing he was taught. No person "randomly cuts ties" with anyone over saying "it's my job". I would so love to see the "missing" reasons for that.
He doesn’t get that the whole point of paying a hooker is to “cut ties” the moment your time is up. And that goes both ways.

He’s just an obsessional weirdo, the kind hookers dread.
 
I'm thinking in context, the full quote is "It's my job to fuck ugly people, not falling in love with them!" hence why she "randomly cut ties with" him, because he always wants to have an inappropriate relationship with his hookers.

I suspect the full quote would have been "It's my JOB to fuck ugly people, but I still don't have the stomach to have sex with someone who looks like YOU,"

"These undue burdens have forced Greer to engage in prostitution with prostitutes in SLC illegally"

One of the things I thought was interesting was his claim that having sex with illegal prostitutes in SLC was putting him at risk of contracting a veneral disease.

If he's wearing condoms, this really shouldn't be the case. Is Greer trying to tell us that he's paying these street hookers extra for unprotected sex? Female sex workers in the UK are 9 - 60 times more likely to have an STD than the general population. Chances are, Russell has already contracted some silent asymptomatic cock rotting syndrome. He should go and get himself checked out, ASAP.

But he should pay Hardin his money first.
 
Chances are, Russell has already contracted some silent asymptomatic cock rotting syndrome. He should go and get himself checked out, ASAP.
Due to his complete lack of empathy, education and sense of entitlement, Greer is also the type of man to have sex during an active infection, his dick dripping pure, undiluted chlamydia.
 
"These undue burdens have forced Greer to engage in prostitution with prostitutes in SLC illegally"
Nigger what?
Your 'undue burdens' FORCED you to fuck hookers?

There is no one (not even a judge) stupid enough to believe that you HAVE to fuck a hooker.
"You see, your honor, I HAD to drive home drunk from the bar, because how else was I going to get my car home so I could go to work in the morning?"
 
I suspect the full quote would have been "It's my JOB to fuck ugly people, but I still don't have the stomach to have sex with someone who looks like YOU,"
Or maybe he felt insulted because he saw himself as such a stud that she's be jumping at the chance to let him have sex with her. Her whole thing then shattered that image that she'd fuck even uggos because it's her job.

"You see, your honor, I HAD to drive home drunk from the bar, because how else was I going to get my car home so I could go to work in the morning?"
Well yeah, when you put it like that it makes it sound bad.
 
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