Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

What I want to know is, is that the Destiny Era choker? It is, isn't it.

It's more grime than choker at this point. Like a body at Pompeii, the choker decayed and left a crunchy outer shell.

Someone hold my hair.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Usually, cheap necklace staines are either green or the color of the paint. middle school taught me this. That is not and never was a necklace stain.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

i like fred lmao

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You like some faggot spending thousands of dollars on some other faggot? I really wanna know who this Fred Mecure is since he's so intent on inserting himself in Jordy's chat multiple times a stream. I'm tired of the 'mic drop' comments.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

You like some faggot spending thousands of dollars on some other faggot? I really wanna know who this Fred Mecure is since he's so intent on inserting himself in Jordy's chat multiple times a stream. I'm tired of the 'mic drop' comments.

Hey, its gonna be okay.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

I know that Amber has a history of cellulitis. But somewhere in the last year or so she casually admitted that she gets cellulitis at least monthly (I think she said x times in 3 month period or some dumb stat) and kind of hammered home what a ticking time bag she is

 

[American Psycho]

WLS and GLP inhibitors will never work long term for people like this who don't deal with their mentals. They eat due to boredom or emotions, to self soothe, not because they're hungry...they can't remember what it's like to truly be hungry.

She's out eating her Ozempic like a true champ... never seen someone eat as much as her on an appetite suppressant. SHE'S THE CHOSEN ONE!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What I want to know is, is that the Destiny Era choker? It is, isn't it.

It's more grime than choker at this point. Like a body at Pompeii, the choker decayed and left a crunchy outer shell.

Someone hold my hair.

It's giveeeeen ️crusty sonichu medallion️, love that for her

 

[Holy T_Rex]

It's giveeeeen ️crusty sonichu medallion️, love that for her

Let's hope nobody convinces her to stick it up her ass on camera

I'm starting to think that she's so dumb because the choker is literally cutting her blood from going up into that microbrain of hers

 

[Insulin reid]

Hey, its gonna be okay.

Thats so raw you guise, fawk.

I know that Amber has a history of cellulitis. But somewhere in the last year or so she casually admitted that she gets cellulitis at least monthly (I think she said x times in 3 month period or some dumb stat) and kind of hammered home what a ticking time bag she is

Time bag in a hurry.

The breakup is over shes not really crashing out and theres nothing new. We should be getting a medical emergency here soon, or an "organize with me" vlog. Its one of the like 6 things we see on her channel for content. If her audience sees another dice game mobile ad mentioned or a 50 questions game again people will start to want different content and she cant do different. With no money and mommalynn unable to just willy nilly drive her to the hospital without asking questions shes just making shit up as she goes more than usual.

 

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Weigh in: 504.6

Thank you very much. Alr I got the IRLs coming coming over in a few hours so I'll make quick work of this one.
I see cryeeen in the thumbnail, so I expect she's fishing for sympathy.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Food and W(h)ine

Opening shot of hambo in the kitchen, it is Jan 20th and we'll be getting a vlog of mixed categories. She is feeling SHO SICK you guys from her third semaglutide shot. Once more reaffirms she has diarrhea. Maybe if you stopped eating like a pig you wouldn't feel so sick. Responds to the Twinkie tumor and says it's just a fatty tumor but says it doesn't hurt her and not cancerous according to the vets. Says she will go to mope until it's time to feast.

Which is our next shot, fatty opening up the leftovers of her sloppy shit looking gravy + potatoes, with Dr Pepper Cherry Zero of course. Next meal is Bagel, deli rotisserie chicken meat, bacon, scallion and cream cheese, with a side of doritos. "Sho good" - Fatty when eating literally anything. Says she is not losing appetite due to smeglatude and called her doctor to increase her dose (lol fat, gluttony triumphs all).

Next shot is another ceiling shot of her doing a weigh in. 504.6 lbs. Lol, imagine plateauing when you're a globe. Is sad that she is maintaining. Profattyfessor tries to give us a lesson on daily weight fluctuations and shit but lbr, if you need advice from fatty you're just lost. Is upset that someone says she's 571. Arrogant clip of fatty responding to that comment with her shitty devil horn filter with a reading of around 507. Drinks a Fanta Zero Sugar.

It is the next day, January 21st. Fatty says that the lighting in the room she's in always makes her look really gray and weird, and says it's because she did a lot of cryeen last night and her face is swollen. I'd say it's more like because she is rapidly approaching corpse status but whatever. Says she didn't finish today's video and informs us she had a hot pocket, diet soda and string cheese.

Oh dear god she gives us her mentulz spiel. Says she just wants to rot in bed rn, "Things are dark over here right now", is glad that she has a lot of prerecorded content (read: so that she doesn't have to put effort in like many of us who might be struggling would have to). Says she wore her maxi dress to sleep last night and whines about being cold at night. Must be a bitch to not be able to cover yourself in blankets, eh fattie? Says she will work on her mentulz and "allow herself to be unproductive" (so just like usual?), which gives her anxiedee, her mentulz is soo bad. Wanted to stay in bed but had heart palpitations. Had a panic attack last night. Says she loves doing cleaning. Needs to do her taxes. Confuses moomoos for maxi dresses. Ends the blog but promises to be productive.

That final frame face really says it all.
Also it never occurred to me how ridiculous it is that her frame almost reaches both borders of a landscape mode shot.
Fatty is becoming a yo mama joke.​

The End.

A lot of crying and eating shitty food. Looks like we're going back to mega mentulz spergery. One can only hope it gets more interesting, but this is our gorl so, likely not gonna happen.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

You like some faggot spending thousands of dollars on some other faggot? I really wanna know who this Fred Mecure is since he's so intent on inserting himself in Jordy's chat multiple times a stream. I'm tired of the 'mic drop' comments.

Do yourself a favor and watch Jordy’s Curved Thumb. The channel is an edited version of Jordy’s lives. Jordy makes good points, but I stopped watching him when he switched to livestreams. The superchats and general time-suckiness were too much for me. Two and a half hours? Fuck that.

As for Amber’s junk journal, (let me know if this is a PL I should spoiler) it reminds me of a friend of mine in high school who developed anorexia and became fixated on cooking. Reading cookbooks, planning meals, making soufflées—basically the whole Julie and Julia bit—except she would either eat only a tiny bit of what she cooked, or refuse to eat it at all (“Oh, I tasted so much while I was cooking that I’m not hungry now.”) It’s a similar fixation with food. Not eating, but eating adjacent. Amber probably thinks it’s this cute little creative hobby and doesn’t realize what a tell it is.

 

[2020chan]

As for Amber’s junk journal, (let me know if this is a PL I should spoiler) it reminds me of a friend of mine in high school who developed anorexia and became fixated on cooking. Reading cookbooks, planning meals, making soufflées—basically the whole Julie and Julia bit—except she would either eat only a tiny bit of what she cooked, or refuse to eat it at all (“Oh, I tasted so much while I was cooking that I’m not hungry now.”) It’s a similar fixation with food. Not eating, but eating adjacent. Amber probably thinks it’s this cute little creative hobby and doesn’t realize what a tell it is.

I wouldn't put it past Amber to try picking up anachan quirks that she's either reading about or seeing through tiktok.
Could she just be a food obsessed Snorlax who scrapbooks food wrappers because she's mentally 12? Yes.
Could she be reading about symptoms, traits and signs of girls with anorexia, and trying to pick up the ones she finds cute? Also yes.

If this breakup with Fed Bundy is real, we may see an "anorexiclynn" personality ala Tess Holiday.

 

[monet]

It's more grime than choker at this point. Like a body at Pompeii, the choker decayed and left a crunchy outer shell

I imagine it must look and smell like the back of stretches of people who don’t clean their jewellery.

Spoiler: explanation for the fortunately unaware peeps

For people who were lucky enough to never see it, it gets coated in a layer of dirt/germs/dead skin that looks like a grey/dark beige paste and smells like an actual asshole. Not exaggerating. An. Actual. Asshole. And the smell is hard to get off. Think of the back of a dirty earring but 10x more potent.

That awful paste must be filling every single hole on that thing, it’s 100% a biohazard by now.

 

[formerlyfat]

A supposed friend of Becky's mom says ALR weighed 705 lb. I've often assumed 600s but is 700 even possible or just some Internet troll bullshiting?

 

[Constellationzero]

A supposed friend of Becky's mom says ALR weighed 705 lb. I've often assumed 600s but is 700 even possible or just some Internet troll bullshiting?

YES. It is not only ABSOLUTELY possible, I'd even say it's ABSOLUTELY PROBABLE.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

If this breakup with Fed Bundy is real, we may see an "anorexiclynn" personality ala Tess Holiday.

I can see this being her

 

[inquizadoor]

I wouldn't put it past Amber to try picking up anachan quirks that she's either reading about or seeing through tiktok.
Could she just be a food obsessed Snorlax who scrapbooks food wrappers because she's mentally 12? Yes.
Could she be reading about symptoms, traits and signs of girls with anorexia, and trying to pick up the ones she finds cute? Also yes.

If this breakup with Fed Bundy is real, we may see an "anorexiclynn" personality ala Tess Holiday.

Well funny you should say that bc like most of hambers hobbies and personality traits over the last couple years, the "junk journaling" comes directly from popular vids on tiktok.

It started with people buying huge amounts of stickers to stick in scrapbooks, then people got mad about what "real" junk journaling was and said you were supposed to use your trash and such. And thus the saved wrappers.

 

[pippeyyy]

Who remembers her journaling about Bora-Bora? Which was in the Poconos, according to her. Or her showing that one journal page over and over again for over 2 years? I think it was the Becky era but I can't be sure. I hope some better Amber autist can remember the exact time frame to search because I swear it had a page next to it devoted to food garbage too.

 

[brooky]

Admittedly I’m twice Ambers’s age, but the girls did compulsory Home Economics in the first 2-3 years of high school, so years 7-10.

Everybody Amber's age did home ec, boys and girls.

The robustness and quality of the cooking component of that education? Wherever she lived at the time? Who knows.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I know that Amber has a history of cellulitis. But somewhere in the last year or so she casually admitted that she gets cellulitis at least monthly (I think she said x times in 3 month period or some dumb stat) and kind of hammered home what a ticking time bag she is

this is why i dont believe she didn't completely bathe for a year.. becky gave her bed baths or she wouldnve died of an infection back then. you ever hear of when people get maggots in bed sores?