Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
Sabine said in this vlog that Schenee Murray from MSHPL is about the same height as Amber - unfortunately I can't confirm (I don't watch the show - Is she actually very tall?).... BUT if that's true, I can see why people would suspect that Amber is currently WAY OVER "504lbs".
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Rate me whatever but I 100% believe this mysterious family friend of Becky saying she was 705. And I still maintain that she's only weighing herself with one foot on the scale.
 
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Not only were the buttons hanging on for dear life her pockets were chilling in her armpits. Do you think she wears extra small stuff to show off how big she is to feeders? Ugh she's nasty. Take a high school psychology class and you'll learn about people who say I'm not gonna lie, usually mean I'm about to lie while also telling you the majority of time I am lying. She's so retarded genuinely I think she's a retard.

Edited to add. I saw this AD for the new Paddington movie notice what that little girl has around her neck. Mhmm childish.
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General Woundwort said:
She comes off as creepy even when talking about her brother. It's like she's trying to fake the emotion that she thinks is there is in other people. She's taking "I loved my brother when we were kids, we got along really well." and turning it into "He was my everything, my everything, I loved him so much, he was the other half of my heart!" normal people don't say that shit Amber, especially not about siblings. Twins maybe, but no one in your situation. Ya fucking weirdo.
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Reminds me of ol' Chauncy Wilkins talking about his fake girlfriend and his fake child.
 
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Not only were the buttons hanging on for dear life her pockets were chilling in her armpits. Do you think she wears extra small stuff to show off how big she is to feeders? Ugh she's nasty. Take a high school psychology class and you'll learn about people who say I'm not gonna lie, usually mean I'm about to lie while also telling you the majority of time I am lying. She's so retarded genuinely I think she's a retard.View attachment 6933567
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She’s admitted in her delulu mind that she sees herself as being smaller than she actually is. And she never buys the bigger sizes horrid offers because she wants them to be skin tight. She thinks it compliments her figure lol
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Schenee is very short. as seen here she is the height of the SUV next to her
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And you all know, that I already know, that SUV is an earlier 2004/05 Lexus RX330
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And that height of that vehicle all the way up to the tippy top of that roof-rack is 66.1 inches, or 5 foot 6 inches.

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I'd put the base of her poop bun at about 5 foot 3 inches. Almost spot on with Hambo
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
If you watch the show, Schenee is 5'1" (stated directly by Dr. Now on her initial consultation). Her BMI was 123 at 665 lbs upon her initial weigh-in.
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Watching the show? WATCHING THE SHOW?!?!

Well where the hell am I supposed to get my jollies by just WATCHING the show for information?

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No ma'am. This is kiwifarms. I will dox 3 vehicles in a parking lot based of trim and headlight corners, cross reference that with sales literature and owners manuals, and make a collage of my findings in MSPaint thank you very much!
 
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QUEEN OF DENIAL said:
When has Amberlynn ever mentioned her grandma or younger brother being so important to her?
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Only when shes talking about her past with rose tinted glasses. Shes only mentioned grandma a few times but only after people mentioned the lack of other characters in her stories or when her moms charges were brought up again because mommalynn beat the shit out of her mom and her service dog.
 
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this fat fucking pig so so stupid, sometimes it's hard to comprehend. 'junk' journaling or scrapbooking has been a recent trend, sometimes called 'trash journals. typically they include small mementos of the day that would typically be thrown away. IE: A trip to disneyland, you might save a paper wristband, ticket, receipt for a sentimental gift and then past them and write something to remember the day, ect. Is it still stupid? perhaps. but hamber is literally saving the trash from her shit food that she eats alone in her hovel all day and pretending it's something theraputic. the absolute low. she needs to get off tiktok and quit trying to emulate real humans and go beg to get her feeder/asswiper emily franz back. imagine being nearly 600+lbs and still chasing off a fucking death feeder. i'll take my top hats.
 
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That photo album made me angry irl, and I hate when that happens. All those children. Little children surrounded by generations of trash condemning them to ruination. I feel so badly for those kids in that time and place. How very painful and confusing that must have been for them. Very sad.

I don't care that her mother found Jesus. I don't care that she's "reformed." She is absolute garbage and so is Amber's dad. I just cannot fathom having an adult relationship with that. I'd wager that if she didn't have a car, Amber would not be so forgiveen of her in the present day.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
That photo album made me angry irl, and I hate when that happens. All those children. Little children surrounded by generations of trash condemning them to ruination. I feel so badly for those kids in that time and place. How very painful and confusing that must have been for them. Very sad.

I don't care that her mother found Jesus. I don't care that she's "reformed." She is absolute garbage and so is Amber's dad. I just cannot fathom having an adult relationship with that. I'd wager that if she didn't have a car, Amber would not be so forgiveen of her in the present day.
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I agree with you. Whatever AL's personality defects or "mental health," being 13 or whatever and having your little brothers just given away bc your mom is a lunatic criminal - and it sounded like soon after that visit, one or both of the boys were just...gone. Like Dad (or Mom, I guess) letting her and the other brother say good-bye, know when, etc. I'm sure recollections aren't necessarily perfectly accurate at this point, but I did feel for Jonathan, Tony, and AL a lot. ...and now I gotta go see if the OP has any info on what became of them bc I didn't even know she had sibs.
 
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Amber's upper arms offend my very soul. They are her worst feature, and yeah I am aware of her other parts. Those arms give me nightmares.

Showing herself moving stuff around in the storage is just for feeders, they love to see their marks struggle while doing stuff.

Speaking of doing stuff for feeders, I wonder if Amber showing the pictures of herself as a kid are to get the attention of someone who would be into age play, Amber could be thinking "See? I'm just an aged up child!" and heaven help us all there are folks out there who would be into that.
 
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The 702 allegations were not on my 2025 bingo card. gonna archive the screenshot
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Also went on Reddit(boooo booo, i know, i know) One of the redditor pointed out this clip

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Usually I don't feed into speculations, such as these ones, just because clout chasers, and 700 pounds sounds SO riduculos. Like actually. 700 pounds is a crazy feat, even for amber, but the clip kind of sealed the deal. Someone in the post said amber is "aggresively stupid" and constantly "tells on herself" and I think that holds true
 
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