Horrorcow Bryan Johnson / Don't Die movement - How far would you go to live forever?

Preacher ✝ said:
The only other thing I did was remove the line that said bite a vampire and suck out its blood because that seemed silly.
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Agreed. It's not a good fit for the thread given the traditional side effect of doing that is immortality.

Get the rope Macaulay! said:
IIRC he had some website where others could upload their tests and everyone can track how good they're doing, turns out women that just took a storebrand multivitamin were kicking his ass in like every metric.
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I really want to see this or know what happened to it if it's down. Not just for seeing his deviations from the norm, but out of curiousity if he'd pull an Elon and start pulling down anything that disagrees with what he's doing.
 
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He's unraveling. He's doing cry-b8 kahntent with his father now.​

The whole dressing like a teenager thing and the uncanny, caked on twink make up really clicked in place for me here:
He's just trying to make up for lost time with his dad or something sad like that.
Considering the weird homoerotic, inter-generational glamshot and understanding that he's mormon, I'm 100% that he's a repressed fag btw.
But I don't think he's aware of that. I don't think he's b8ing or trolling even, he's doesn't see it, but this is how his inner gay rears it's head.
And then think how his whole look and the treatment stuff seems so much like troonery lite.
I mean, micro-dosing estrogen...yea...
Many people say that boys turn gay by being abandoned by their dad's - it's a chicken and egg sort of deal, obv. - but I'm more inclined to think that men who just have that little extra spiciness inbuild, tend to react in these fucked up ways to this abandonment.
I'm really curious on other kiwi-thunk on that.
But maaan, is this an intriguing nut case.

Just look at how he dresses in this:
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Also note the elon musk level bloat-bod.
 
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three_little_rats said:
I've just watched the Netflix documentary. He mentioned he made a pact with Satan, as he didn't want to have "consciousness" anymore. Make of this what you like.

Also to a person asking about his rectum, he said now its 18 year old. It was not explained how the age was actually measured. :stress:
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Yeah, that’s a pretty gay thing to brag about.
*slides over to you in a bar*
- Hey. My anus is only 18 years old. :tomgirl:
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
Yeah, that’s a pretty gay thing to brag about.
*slides over to you in a bar*
- Hey. My anus is only 18 years old. :tomgirl:
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I think at some point he also said his penis is 18 year old. It's interesting he choose 18 as the bottom line - i guess he thought its legal if its 18.

I dont want to make it haram, but i guess if he could he would go lower age, but just was smart enough not to.
 
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Well that was a trip. Total loon wanting to live forever and doing everything he can to do so.

But I'm surprised that nobody mentioned the King of this whole immortality thing namely Alex Chiu the inventor of the Immortality Rings.

This is how he looked when he was in his 20's:

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And this video was posted only 7 days ago right before he turned 54.


Totally looks like a guy in his 50's. All his talk about realigning his chi and taking medicines to help him become super healthy and he's still losing his hair and needs glasses.

There is nothing you can do to stop the aging process. Your best bet is to eat right, exercise, get a good amount of sleep and see your doctor for a checkup.
 
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The entire time i had a feeling he wants to become his son. The way he looked at him had me thinking of a vampire looking at a virgin.

It's almost like he wants to life long enough so he can swap himself with a younger version of himself and keeps going on (something similar to "Fat Farm" by Orson Scott Card). The fact he has absolutely no problem of draining his son blood to rejuvenate himself at a cost of son's health tells you a lot about him.

The way he cried because Talmage was going to college and leaving him was uncanny to watch. It was almost malicious. Idk how to explain this.

But maybe its just my tism talking.
 
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Stalingrad said:
I just want to see what he does when he gets his hands on CRISPR. Hoping he comes up with "black skin is healthier because it reflects harmful UV rays" and edits his genes to become a Dolezal.
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Several companies are currently competing in the courts over who gets to make money off CRISPR first. At the current trajectory, Bryan will be dead before the dust settles. What's more likely is some bugman will steal the technology, deliver it to the communist Chinese, and they'll start insane experiments that will turn people into Cronenberg monsters.
 
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three_little_rats said:
The entire time i had a feeling he wants to become his son. The way he looked at him had me thinking of a vampire looking at a virgin.

It's almost like he wants to life long enough so he can swap himself with a younger version of himself and keeps going on (something similar to "Fat Farm" by Orson Scott Card). The fact he has absolutely no problem of draining his son blood to rejuvenate himself at a cost of son's health tells you a lot about him.

The way he cried because Talmage was going to college and leaving him was uncanny to watch. It was almost malicious. Idk how to explain this.

But maybe its just my tism talking.
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You pretty much nailed it lol
 
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
I am glad that such people exist and document their work to the public
They do it with their own money, their own risks, and don't withhold the information
Surely someone who's more pragmatic can take useful knowledge out of this
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Your most German post yet!
grand larsony said:
To me he feels a bit like a horrorcow.
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He's a careercow. Everyone else on the planet is just a possible resource for his personal projects.
 
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I can definitely appreciate the desire to not want to die, especially when you reach middle age...But i cant help but feel that this guy isn't really living a good and healthy life. all he does is throw various fake science experiments at his body, and then obsess over the results, day after day..no going to concerts or seeing shows, hanging out with friends, no actual interests. sounds like a mind crushingly boring existence. the sad thing is that he honestly doesnt really look younger at all, he looks exactly like he should for his age.
i hope he can find peace for whatever inner turmoil is plaguing him.
 
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