Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Wasn't Fagtree repeatedly claiming he only cooks his own meals at this point while bragging about how easy it is for him?

I swear I remember him talking about a backup plan where if it didn't work out he was going to be... A baker.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wasn't Fagtree repeatedly claiming he only cooks his own meals at this point while bragging about how easy it is for him?

While eating stuff he's receiving from his simps of course. Yes, he has some kind of link to a website where people can order food from restaurants to be delivered to him. I think he complained about being ordered too much pho and sandwich at some point. He also receives imported foods from europe like licorice from his simps.

 

[Atlas Stone]

Someone should analyze Mald's streams to see how often he uses the bathroom

Come on, mald obviously doesnt wear a diaper.
He's got the gnome to keep it all in.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

so conclusion from this is that that p[iroach is a retard that sued for the wrong thing

As time goes by, I keep noticing Mald is becoming more and more like Onision.
>both involved with underage girls
>Greasy and overall gross
>lies about everything
>condescending and suffering from Dunning-Kruger
>sued the wrong guy/sued someone for the wrong thing
>poons out his girlfriend
>kid fell tbrough the window under his care/serial ferret murderer

It's only gonna get worse.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Maldy must use a shitty voice changer if his voice sounds completely different when he laughs

It's how a guildmate from WoW got caught pretending to be a woman so he can get free gold and loot

 

[Kheapathic]

Wasn't Fagtree repeatedly claiming he only cooks his own meals at this point while bragging about how easy it is for him?

Not sure if he's done it recently, but his whole burrito index is/was allegedly based on him buy two of the same burritos every day. Now I'm not saying time travel doesn't exist, nor do I think I'm mentally ill; but I have a hard time reconciling him buying Taco Bell every single day to keep his gay burrito index up to date, while also only cooking for himself.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

As someone with a deep voice, who has always been told "you should be on radio" or "I literally can't hear you cause of the tone" type shit, it ain't fun. It ain't hot. Women want a deep voice? Yeah, somewhat, as opposed to a squeaky faggot. To actively pursue and modify your own voice for this type of thing is such an immediate red flag of immense immaturity. What would a teenage boy think is manly? Going bald, being tall, big dick and deep voice? How many of those things are desired past the age of teenhood?

I once again call back to Syykuno: "Brooo his voice changed! It's not forced!", 5 years later he stops the act and nobody gives a shit.

 

[Annealing Crater]

I think its less Dr K being a hack (although he still is) and more of a certain type being the kind of individuals who would gladly stream a supposed psych visit

The kind of clout-chasing attention whore who would try to further their career as an e-celebrity by broadcasting a therapy session is exactly the same type of person as a psychiatrist who would run such a session. Plus he's Indian.

Internet Psychiatrist is to Psychiatrist as Internet Law Pope is to Lawyer, as is Twitch Streamer Secret Agent Government Hacker to Hacker.

 

[hand holding faggot]

Seems like Jason purged the entire viewerbase of another streamer (no idea who this guy is) to prevent roach and managem spammers from joining his wonderful community

Here Jason kind of admits his twitch clip policy does nothing to prevent people from clipping

 

[All Smiles]

Someone animated the dire maul roach out

(Not sure if already posted. Will delete if so)

 

[hand holding faggot]

While eating stuff he's receiving from his simps of course. Yes, he has some kind of link to a website where people can order food from restaurants to be delivered to him. I think he complained about being ordered too much pho and sandwich at some point. He also receives imported foods from europe like licorice from his simps.

You can imagine Jason as God Emperor, sitting in his chair 24/7, being fed and serving as a beacon of wisdom to the Imperium of Men with no father figure

 

[GeldKampf]

Someone animated the dire maul roach out

(Not sure if already posted. Will delete if so)

ghost archive | catbox webm | catbox mp4

 

[el gordo]

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'we banned 30,000 peopel in 20 days'
'i want to cut this off so its not a problem in the future'

again, he used to stream to 20,000 + viewers
if you stream as a way to make money for your game this is not how you do it
jason dismisses everything as 'its all from redit' 'its peekaboo chat hoppers'
no, it was you genuine fans who were sincerely worried about you, jason has gutted more then half of his audiance in order to look correct

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

'i want to cut this off so its not a problem in the future'

Ah yes, instead of (potentially) increasing his audience he decides to cut it in half. Classic Jason.
Social engineer and "director of strategy" BTW.

 

[potato sack]

Ah yes, instead of (potentially) increasing his audience he decides to cut it in half. Classic Jason.
Social engineer and "director of strategy" BTW.

did u know he's a 10+ years former blizzard employee

 

[SYN-ACK-ACK-ACK]

again, he used to stream to 20,000 + viewers
if you stream as a way to make money for your game this is not how you do it
jason dismisses everything as 'its all from redit' 'its peekaboo chat hoppers'
no, it was you genuine fans who were sincerely worried about you, jason has gutted more then half of his audiance in order to look correct

Insane behavior.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

I swear I remember him talking about a backup plan where if it didn't work out he was going to be... A baker

The only things this faggot has ever successfully baked are his own pet ferrets.

 

[hand holding faggot]

I can't tell if he's joking or he's really presenting this as his own point of view. Why would you even read a message and say anything if you don't have anything to say about it?

Also his streams are getting more and more boring as they were before all that.

again, he used to stream to 20,000 + viewers

Not really, but his viewrship did drop, Though a huge of the viewers during the drama and they would have left anyway since spamming managem is not fun in the long run

no, it was you genuine fans who were sincerely worried about you, jason has gutted more then half of his audiance in order to look correct

I'm pretty sure most of his fans were glazing him then and are glazing him now despite everything. He cut a chunk of his casual viewers I would not consider fans though.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

I swear I remember him talking about a backup plan where if it didn't work out he was going to be... A baker.

He mentions it at the end of the cooking video I sperged out about toward the start of the thread:

It's really hard but he could handle it because he bakes bread every day and has hundreds of recipes he's made.

Full video on YouTube

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The lawyer representing the guy who made the roach game is going to be on a live stream.

Edit: Also, I was the first to call it that Maldy was more like Billy Mitchel than any other cow.

What channel was it on?