Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StarkRavingMad]

So Becky says that Amber was bedbound for at least an entire year.

Yeah, uh ... 700 pounds is completely within the realm of possibility here.

We'll never fully know though. I agree with @StrawberryDouche : Amber hasn't had an accurate weigh-in for several years now, and I also believe Becky when she says that she just lies about numbers because she's that delusional and doesn't want to face reality. If she doesn't see the number, then she doesn't weigh that much.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

You know Twinkie was licking all over that bloody mattress.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Well, I'll be, @fukuyama thanks for breaking it down.

went to bingo, recognized by random older guy, said their young girl with him was a fan (yeah right LMFAOOOO) "she was super sweet and then when i went to go sit down and they went to go sit down i heard her tell him, 'wow she smelt really good'" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KINGAMBERJFS delusions

You know every single "I met a fan" story is fake as fuck because they keep getting more and more unbelievable. If these are to be believed, our gorl should look like she's in high school, hanging out with supermodels,and smelling nice, instead of being decrepit aging loser. There's two in this vlog even, one from the denny's, the other at bingo.

Also she decidedly loves the word "remembrance" too much. Actually, her using it so much is perfect proof of what an immature retard she is because she's not even using it correctly. She seems to think it can be used interchangably with memory, when it can't. I mean, unless she's constantly talking about dead people, but that was No Neck Beck's thing.

The 10 days thing, with shit like weighing daily, food journaleen and shit was all stuff we've seen before. And the cycle of the Hamplanet keeps turning and turning and turning and-

Jesus fucking Christ who the fuck needs that much mayonaisse? FAT FAT FAT.​

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

God knows how none of the three stooges she was living with lost their patience and gave her both barrels for being a disgusting unwashed mess, but I suppose a stinking bloody mattress in the middle of your living room is worth it if the bleeder is paying most of your rent.

Ricky came the closest. You could tell he barely tolerated her. I remember when they went to Lexington for Gay Pride, Amber barged into Ricky and Eric's hotel room and Ricky just silently turned toward the wall. He seemed like the type who put up with a lot without outwardly losing his temper. After all, he was married to that succubus Eric (whom I frequently wanted to reach through the computer screen to slap).

 

[KittiestKitty]

Straighteneeeng her hair, which I have never seen her do on camera, cause Becky said her hair was matted once upon a time. We see you, gorl.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Somebody explain free bleeding, please, because I don't get it.

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

This free bleeding is some serious Old Testament shit. I mean, what in the Genesis 31:35 was going on? And why? Does this happen a lot on M6HPL? I knew there was a reason I don't watch reality TV.

 

[pippeyyy]

Somebody explain free bleeding, please, because I don't get it.

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

This free bleeding is some serious Old Testament shit. I mean, what in the Genesis 31:35 was going on? And why? Does this happen a lot on M6HPL? I knew there was a reason I don't watch reality TV.

She was so fat and lazy that she couldn't use regular Walmart pads and she couldn't really change full size diaper like pads, so she would just bleed and shove a towel down there and call it good. She out fatted period hygiene. She bled 24/7 for years also and just gave up giving a fuck.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She is going to catch so much shit for dancing along to the Trump campaign song. It's gonna be great!

-Amber would ride the mobility scooters around WalMart until the battery died, and would make Becky bring her a new one. (lmao)

Def in my top three Fat Amber molments. It was a Target and they had just gorged at a place called BJ's. She was stranded and a worker came by to ask her if she was okay. She was not okay. She was spiraleen from embarrassment and called Becky to fetch her a new steed.

Delighted to hear it was not an isolated incident.

Amber is so broke now. I always think she pay all her exes to the hell shut to fuck up

I don't know why so many people think this. Once you have BDP nightmare out of your life, you're more likely to pay them to stfu and never come back.

Amber’s not going to fuck you, mate

She's all yours, mate.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Lmao her videos are going to be extra performative because she thinks she can convince her audience that she really truly broke up with her gentle wuv and is liek so sad u guyzssss for real!!!

Also not be be gross but to make the picture more realistic; even normal women know that even just a little blood and sweat at the start of a period can smell very off and metallic. Now imagine that just x100 and with older smells from past bleeds. It was probably so horrific and in the Kentucky heat

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Holy shit I thought her stories couldn't get any more fake and gay after FBI Frank but the old geezer in Denny's is the best yet fucking hell

 

[dfranki723]

she's not even using it correctly. She seems to think it can be used interchangably with memory, when it can't.

She knows.
That's why she repeats it. She did the same thing with ''kimono'', ''buffet'' and is it doing it recently with ''consultation''.

She believes mispronouncing every other fucking word will firstly make people comment on her videos and secondly prove how quirky and ditzy she is.
It's all a part of her dogshit bimbo act.
When she starts using a specific (incorrectly used) word, she's doing it with full intention.

She's an idiot but she's not a full retard. Fatty is doing what children do to get attention.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amberlynn saying she overheard the subscriber she met tell her grandfather, "She smelled really good, and she was nice!" is a line right out of a King Cobra video. "The sexy goth bad boy smelled good!" TMDWU

 

[Doublefrag]

ALR’s on rednote too
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looks like the kind of a woman that only Black men would date

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

ALR’s on rednote too
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700 pounds and God made sure none of it went where she wanted.

looks like the kind of a woman that only Black men would date

Built for BBQ

Amberlynn saying she overheard the subscriber she met tell her grandfather, "She smelled really good, and she was nice!" is a line right out of a King Cobra video. "The sexy goth bad boy smelled good!" TMDWU

Wearin' her tactical soap... not a sponsor. Don't need to get laid to know it's working. That's what's up.

Honestly this is right up her alley and she can get it from her favorite place Amazon win win. But we know she won't because she's nothing but a liar that can't face the truth.

Nah she needs to wuddle down to the nearest tractor trailer weigh station. Plus like others said, she doesn't want to see the number. If she doesn't see the number it means she's never weighed that much you guise!

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Somebody explain free bleeding, please, because I don't get it.

I understand that Amber doesn't want to use tampons (how would she reach past her gunt?) because she's anti-penetration, but why not use those extra-large post-childbirth sanitary pads? Or Depends (OK, she'd have to cut them open because I'm pretty sure adult diapers don't come in size 6X) or something? My great-grandmother used old diapers rolled up and pinned into her underpants. Even I'm old enough to remember the sanitary pad + stretchy elastic belt combo ... surely somebody could have MacGyvered the equivalent for Hamburger Helpless. Somebody could've gotten crafty. Michael's exists for a reason. It can't all be scrapbooking supplies.

This free bleeding is some serious Old Testament shit. I mean, what in the Genesis 31:35 was going on? And why? Does this happen a lot on M6HPL? I knew there was a reason I don't watch reality TV.

isn't this around the time where she said she would just bleed and never stop too? like for MONTHS? so she just constantly bled onto their floors...???



edit: honestly i wouldve just packed up and moved and left her ass on that mattress to rot..

 

[powdered toast]

Amberlynn saying she overheard the subscriber she met tell her grandfather, "She smelled really good, and she was nice!" is a line right out of a King Cobra video. "The sexy goth bad boy smelled good!" TMDWU

This sounds exactly like she overheard some kid saying she stank so she spun it into a story of having a fan that said she smelled nice

 

[A Sad Jill Sandwich]

they went to go sit down i heard her tell him, 'wow she smelt really good'" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KINGAMBERJFS delusions

 

[Richie Richard]

Ah yes, old cancerous period blood smell mixed with the classic obesity scent: yeast, Fritos/dog paw, vinegar, feet, feces, sweet diabetes sweat, urine, sebum, earrean backs, b.o., cheesy fish vag and unbrushed teeth tonsil stone stank breath. Oh! Topped with a food-scented Bath and Body Works spray.

I bet Ricky thought the slaughterhouse smelled good in comparison compared to living with ol “onion chunks” Lynn. Twonk & Chubbs probably went after that mattress like a tampon in the trash.

 

[Fee]

Amber is making her own choices and posting what she wants. It's great to be confident, but it's also important to be realistic. She does need a wake-up call to face reality. And it's easy to fake taking accountability, especially online which is all she does talk. To sound old as shit, actions speak louder than words. Prove it bitch. She does have a part of her following that are gullible and absolutely believe her, which I do not understand. Some of them seem intelligent. Yet so stupid when proof is given over and over to show the truth. She says a lot and does nothing. I honestly do not get how anyone believes her or would ever want to fuck her. Gross .

Also Necky if you go meet someone whose house or apartment is covered in cat shit why did you go back? She said that's how it was when she met her, what part of that was so appealing that you become her live in girlfriend? Why didn't you say nice to meet you and never look back? Because she's absolutely just as nasty as Amber and right now she's trying to be a loser using gullible people online to foot the bill on her childish existence just like Amber. Because they are exactly the same. Maybe they should just get back together. Two BIG fat peas in a pod. Scammers like them should end up in prison. Oh God could you imagine Amber in prison . Sorry for rambling.

She's trying to throw in that someone said she smelt good because she knows we know she stinks and just like saying she showered casually or just washed her hair are just manipulating tactics to get us to think otherwise. Not going to work but her smooth brain doesn't get that.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

ALR’s on rednote too
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I can smell her greasy hair, cheese neck, and desperation for a new caretaker.