Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

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I disagree. I'm not a historian nor a weapon buff so this is just my own opinion that might be horrifically wrong. Swords were probably the most important weapon, albeit as a sidearm. Not everyone-especially poor infantry-wore plate armor, and even then it's still very possible to slip swords and other sharp weapons into gaps and other exposed parts. Plus they were quite cheap compared to other weapons, even if they could be expensive if well made. As a bonus I'd say spears and other long reach weapons that required simple movement were kings of the battlefield, probably. Swords weren't the ultimate weapon of course, but absolute worst is just wrong...again, imo.
Also wait a second, I swear you could masterstrike with other weapons? I haven't played KCD1 in a while but I swear you could with all but polearms. Did...they restrict it in the second game?
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Right? What the hell? That Cuman shit should still be an incredibly fresh wound, like @30+GameOvers said this is just a massive humiliation ritual meant to, like @Deus Exica said, demoralize people until they learn to bend over and take whatever comes their way, even better if they bend over backwards to defend it.
Swords were way more expensive and time consuming to make than maces and axes back then since the entire weapon is a relatively light, finely made metal implement that has to be sharp to actually do any damage (just imagine how hard it would be to forge a double edged arming sword compared to a simple axeblade or a metal ring/ball to put on a stick).
A lot of people handed their swords down througn the generations because they couldn't afford buying new ones. An arming sword in the middle ages was really more of a status symbol a man at arms or retainer would carry around to show he's hot shit.
The abundance of swords in KCD is stupid imo, most peasants and bandits should carry clubs and axes because they're much easier to make. Any relatively well off person having a sword on their belt was more of a renaissance thing (especially in a backwater like Bohemia).
On top of that maces are also way easier to use than swords because you don't need to learn to align your edges properly when striking, you can just mindlessly whack your opponent until he's dead.
Axes are admittedly kind of hard to use in combat because you can easily miss with the blade and hit your enemy with only the handle, plus they're less nimble than swords so you have to be more deliberate with your strikes and you have to still align the blade properly so the axe doesn't just glance off, but at least you can use most of them as tools.
 
It’s janky euro slop just like the first game. I don’t give a fuck if it’s a “hardcore RPG that doesn’t hold your hand.”

It’s not fun.

Making me have to use an item to save the game isn’t fun. Stupid frustrating mechanics aren’t fun. Making a game retarded and slapping the label “hardcore” on it isn’t fun.
New Vegas, for ALL the shit I give it, is at least somewhat fun to play.
It’s super rare that Eurojank is tolerable. This is the regular kind of eurojank that isn’t tolerable and it never ever will be.

There’s a reason why the first game is mostly forgotten to the sands of time and why so many tards are looking up “Do I need to play KCD 1 to play KCD 2?”
Just like the first shit bomb, this turd fest is coming out in February of the same year as an industry defining super game.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go watch Peak again.
 
It’s janky euro slop just like the first game. I don’t give a fuck if it’s a “hardcore RPG that doesn’t hold your hand.”

It’s not fun.
Funny that a bethesdoid would say this, since it's literally just a better and more polished Oblivion. Hell, the second game even has invincible NPCs around every corner like Bethesda's games! The combat is much easier now, you should try it. You're the intended audience for the game now, after all. What's that, you still won't because it isn't Skyrim? Well, I rest my case, this whole "dumbing down" thing was a pretty silly idea for a niche RPG!
 
Vavra is literally trying to defend pedophilia now
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Reminder, this guy wore a #BASED shirt at one point and was a darling among the gaming community. Now, his game bombed so hard he's busy trying to argue why 12 year old girls being fucked and married off in the 1400s somehow justifies portraying a 15 year old in a gay sexual relationship. You can bet this is the next thing they will try sneaking in the potential third game btw.
please post and link and try to https://ghostarchive.org/ that thread.
 
People hated Bethesda for doing it for FO4 and suddenly when KCD comes out it's amazing that i can't have RP in my G.
All the same faggots praising the first game, AKA Razorfist and his Comstockist ilk, are the same morons who constantly shit on Fallout 4 for being the exact same thing as KCD except not horribly janky to the point of not even being remotely fun to play AKA an action adventure game with slight RPG elements.
At least in Fallout 4 you can pick your gender and make the character look the way you want. In these trash heaps, you get the forced backstory, voiced protagonist, AND zero character customization.
Funny that a bethesdoid would say this, since it's literally just a better and more polished Oblivion. Hell, the second game even has invincible NPCs around every corner like Bethesda's games! The combat is much easier now, you should try it. You're the intended audience for the game now, after all. What's that, you still won't because it isn't Skyrim? Well, I rest my case, this whole "dumbing down" thing was a pretty silly idea for a niche RPG!

Loooooooooooooooove is a long, long road.
Yeah loooooooooooooooove is a long, long road.
 
It’s janky euro slop just like the first game. I don’t give a fuck if it’s a “hardcore RPG that doesn’t hold your hand.”

It’s not fun.

Making me have to use an item to save the game isn’t fun. Stupid frustrating mechanics aren’t fun. Making a game retarded and slapping the label “hardcore” on it isn’t fun.
New Vegas, for ALL the shit I give it, is at least somewhat fun to play.
It’s super rare that Eurojank is tolerable. This is the regular kind of eurojank that isn’t tolerable and it never ever will be.

There’s a reason why the first game is mostly forgotten to the sands of time and why so many tards are looking up “Do I need to play KCD 1 to play KCD 2?”
Just like the first shit bomb, this turd fest is coming out in February of the same year as an industry defining super game.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go watch Peak again.
The funniest thing about the savior schnaps is that regular quicksaving is already in the game with no mods required. You can enable it in the dev console by typing wh_sys_NoSavePotion = 1 The devs are so retarded they put regular saves in the game and then just decided to hide the option for no reason.
 
I was trying to archive, but it didn't work
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When I inputted this exact link, I just got shown a timeout timer. When I changed it to an x.com link, I got just a single tweet
I'm not a twigger so I don't know how this works, but the tweets and replies are genuine.
Kingdom Cummies are literally trying to argue that sex with 13 year olds is okay to put in a video game because it is "historically accurate"(the fanfic imaginary negro isn't historically accurate but we won't talk about that because that would be racist)
Are we sure they doesn't deserve a community watch thread?
 

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Vavra is literally trying to defend pedophilia now
On the element of historical accuracy, it IS correct that back then ages were lower for MALE AND FEMALE pairing, since life expectancy was also quite low, but this is all the more reason faggotry wasn't permitted, as it wastes mens time and energy, and also has awful health implications for men (anal sex especially in that time was NOT healthy, its not much better now, but then, even more so. Mixing shit in the blood stream is never good) which could ALSO spread to the wives , or at least the husbands health suffering from it would directly threaten their lively-hood without a man at full strength. It was VILIFIED for a reason, especially then.

So the age of sex was typically TIED with marriage, and very explicitly for the goal of family / procreation / dynasty building by and large, arranged marriages were HUGE then since love was secondary, it was "you better make fucking babies so we don't starve in 15 years dammit". And since faggotry has no function in that, it was vilified, since it ENTIRELY defeats the purpose of sex in that time, wastes the energy of men, and spreads awful diseases.

I really do fucking hate when idiots bring up this kinda shit, and prop it up as an excuse for molesting boys when the reasons even for the time aren't even fucking comparable, faggot Henry would of been beaten to death in the town square. the attitude then wasn't "finding love" it was "securing family" being the big reason people married at the time, and so because of that, homosexual "love" was truly inconceivable outside the ABSOLUTE fringes
 
Avowed comes out 2 weeks after this POS LMAO.
All the wokesters will FLOCK over to that game as it will be much gayer and this trash will be forgotten even sooner.

What’s even more fucked is that Avowed might actually be halfway decent to play despite being troonified, a lot more than can be said of either Kingdom Cum: Flatulence games.

Million copies in a day in February means dogshit. Try that in the fall like Peak will.
 
Avowed comes out 2 weeks after this POS LMAO.
For once I agree with you, I want Avowed to clean this game out just because it will be the funniest outcome. I have no doubt the game will be woke, but it is a fantasy game so they can do whatever the hell they want. Really, if someone mods out the pronouns, it will probably be a pirate for me.
Just imagine the meltdown if a woke leftie game BTFO the "based" right wing game like KCD2.
 
For once I agree with you, I want Avowed to clean this game out just because it will be the funniest outcome. I have no doubt the game will be woke, but it is a fantasy game so they can do whatever the hell they want. Really, if someone mods out the pronouns, it will probably be a pirate for me.
Just imagine the meltdown if a woke leftie game BTFO the "based" right wing game like KCD2.
Biggest decider will be the gameplay as Avowed looks like a skyrim style RPG where you win by pressing 2 buttons, while KCD2, even with all its simplifications and dumbing down, is still too much for the average normie peasant "gamer"
 
Biggest decider will be the gameplay as Avowed looks like a skyrim style RPG where you win by pressing 2 buttons, while KCD2, even with all its simplifications and dumbing down, is still too much for the average normie peasant "gamer"
Gameplay is literally Outer Worlds with swords and magic. This is exactly why I am likely to pirate it, I know exactly what it's going to be. I have my doubts that it will be successful or even good, but as we're seeing here, KCD2 isn't exactly setting the world on fire either, so we might have an actual competition. Shame Veilguard just kind of shit itself and ran away screaming about micro aggressions the moment anyone made fun of it, then we would have a three way competition.
 
I can’t fucking believe I’m rooting for an Obsidian game of all things. The faggotry in KCD2 isn’t the main reason I want it to fade into obscurity, it’s that people are praising it as this marvel of a game when it’s really fucking not. It’s a eurojank shit pile sequel to a eurojank shitpile game, now with THE MESSAGE.

For all we know, Avowed might not even be that woke just because the art director sperged out. I will laugh extremely hard if that’s the case.

For once I agree with you
I don’t really care if you agree with me or not. Your spergout a minute ago was funny, gave me a chuckle. But yes, seeing how the charts look in the next couple weeks will be fun.

Avowed looks like a Skyrim style RPG where it might be actually fun to play, while KCD2 is more eurojank trash.
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On the element of historical accuracy, it IS correct that back then ages were lower for MALE AND FEMALE pairing, since life expectancy was also quite low, but this is all the more reason faggotry wasn't permitted, as it wastes mens time and energy, and also has awful health implications for men (anal sex especially in that time was NOT healthy, its not much better now, but then, even more so. Mixing shit in the blood stream is never good) which could ALSO spread to the wives , or at least the husbands health suffering from it would directly threaten their lively-hood without a man at full strength. It was VILIFIED for a reason, especially then.

So the age of sex was typically TIED with marriage, and very explicitly for the goal of family / procreation / dynasty building by and large, arranged marriages were HUGE then since love was secondary, it was "you better make fucking babies so we don't starve in 15 years dammit". And since faggotry has no function in that, it was vilified, since it ENTIRELY defeats the purpose of sex in that time, wastes the energy of men, and spreads awful diseases.

I really do fucking hate when idiots bring up this kinda shit, and prop it up as an excuse for molesting boys when the reasons even for the time aren't even fucking comparable, faggot Henry would of been beaten to death in the town square. the attitude then wasn't "finding love" it was "securing family" being the big reason people married at the time, and so because of that, homosexual "love" was truly inconceivable outside the ABSOLUTE fringes
This is all true for the nobility, the common people were less sexually strict on average.
The church had a big problem with the public bathhouses in the day, not only were males and females bathing together, bathhouses were also often brothels, gambling halls and taverns at the same time.
In the wake of the Hussite reformation there were also some other weirdo cults that sprung up, like the Adamites who celebrated mass in "paradisic nudity", they were too radical for the Hussites and were wiped out.

Honestly, there are not a lot of sources even mentioning Homosexuality in the middle-ages, it was certainly taboo and criminal though and punishment for sodomites could be rather harsh. And for a noble, potentially the end of his noble family line because there were always other nobles pouncing on weaknesses like that.
 
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