Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Death_to_Kiwifarms said:
Honestly, Zoe and Anita should make Kiwi blush for their IRL trolling of Lolcows. They both cause the UTMOST butthurt and destruction to many internet communities while making dat bank. We are not worthy of Lolcowing them.
Well... until their own fraudulence impacted their ability to even find work.
I guess the gold was pyrrhic after all. Bit like Lolcowing in general.
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Death_to_Kiwifarms said:
Yeah and she fucked the internet raw and gave it AIDS, just as her likely lobbyists and promoters intended. Things like Hollywood and corporations that benefit from the internet dying hard.
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Death_to_Kiwifarms said:
I cannot believe this is still there kek.
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Death_to_Kiwifarms said:
Honestly, Zoe and Anita should make Kiwi blush for their IRL trolling of Lolcows. They both cause the UTMOST butthurt and destruction to many internet communities while making dat bank. We are not worthy of Lolcowing them.
Well... until their own fraudulence impacted their ability to even find work.
I guess the gold was pyrrhic after all. Bit like Lolcowing in general.


Yeah and she fucked the internet raw and gave it AIDS, just as her likely lobbyists and promoters intended. Things like Hollywood and corporations that benefit from the internet dying hard.


I cannot believe this is still there kek.
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Hmmm, can we get a thread on this guy?
 
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Haramburger said:
and it NOT be here in this thread by default
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Shows you how even as a cow she's completely irrelevant now. The only one who made off like a bandit from the whole Goober Grape fiasco is Anita. And only because she saw it as a lucrative scam right from the beginning like the armenian snake that she is. Zoe's practically dead, Leigh Alexander is probably on a liver transplant list by now and i can't even remember any other woman by name anymore who was involved in GG (John doesn't count obviously :smug:).
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https://rumble.com/v4uaxii-mad-at-the-internet-may-10th-2024.html
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Zoe Quinn is listed as one of Tall Poppy's advisors, as seen on their About Us page. I assume this is a paid position, but I could be wrong.

Tall Poppy is basically an online reputation management company, with Liz Fong-Jones being one of their board members and a major investor. Tall Poppy has also received glowing endorsements (featured on Tall Poppy's homepage) from people-of-interest such as Anita Sarkeesian, Ellen Pao, and Katherine Maher.
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For more info on Tall Poppy, check Liz's thread: [1] [2]
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Died at the "John Moon, my father" bit :story:
CYBER_SOY said:
No one gives a shit anymore outside of middle aged faggots in this forum.
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Nigger, who are you calling "middle aged"? :story:
TheMonkeyMan said:
Alec's sister wrote a follow-up for the fifth anniversary of his suicide, and it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

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Man, no wonder he necked. I echo the "what a cunt" sentiment.
 
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John Flory said:
Yeah, yeah, nah. I could buy this karmic justice argument if it wasn't for one simple thing:

The Kickstarter

This happened about a decade ago and I'm still MATI like it was yesterday. Chelsea Van Valkenburg performed the most blatant act of robbery in the history of the internet and walked away scot-free. She cozied up to that autistic writer, she opened a Kickstarter, she pitched a game, she collected 85k, she cashed in... and she moved on. She just stopped replying, she spent the money on an luxury trip to Japan, and continued with her life. I'm still in awe.

The internet is rife with scams, but this has been the most in-your-face theft there has ever been. She made no attempt to cover up the incident, the Kickstarter page is still there, some simps even comment on it as of this date (!). No mainstream journo ever talked about that; if anyone brought that out you were a neo nazi gamergater rapist apologist; as of this day if you try to add it to her wikipedia or associated pages it gets deleted in seconds. She just... took the money and left. Kickstarter takes projects down for the flimsiest of reasons (which was the reason of their downfall for Patreon et.al) but in this case they just let it happen because... women?

If you are Chelsea's devil advocate, you can argue that all of her heinous acts are open to debate depending on your values. I can easily doublethink Alec Holowka's death not being her fault (Sure Chel, he dragged you over his apartment with the fingers up your puss). But up to this day I have no idea how the troon/SJW/Globohomo squad could defend the Kickstarter heist on its heyday. It was pure medieval-era hysteria of "our side cant be wrong" when it happened and now its a collective taboo that cant be mentioned out of shame.

Seriously, how the fuck did she got away with it?
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As the whole Hawk Tuah meme coin scam demonstrated, there are so, so many dumb people out there willing to open their wallets and drain their bank accounts for mid women who openly brag about "spiitting on dat thang".
 
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Is this Bsky? Or a different social media? Also, Stella Sacco (or Sack-o) is a tranny.
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I'm a wannabe writer myself and let me tell you what you already know.

Ain't no one but the lowest of the low gonna celebrate their writing credits on a fucking mobile game. You wouldn't catch me doing it, you wouldn't even catch the fanfic writers on AO3 doing it. To celebrate this shit means that you are acknowledging the most your writing could ever be is "that one annoying ad where the grandma has a weird threesome with her grand daughter and the mail man".
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Is this Bsky? Or a different social media? Also, Stella Sacco (or Sack-o) is a tranny.
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It looks like Linkedin, which I'm not sure why anyone didn't think to check. Someone screenshot and archive her page before it goes private.

Currently she's credited as a narrative writer for Survious, a studio that makes licensed shovelware VR games, namely the Alien one which just released.


It's about 3 hours long and got middling reviews. It was also subject to fan backlash because on launch day the company suddenly modified the store descriptions to say that it's actually PART ONE of a two-part story. Because it ends on a cliffhanger. I'm going to throw a dart and guess the twist- the spooky scientific facility you explore was actually experimenting on aliens AND humans. How could the evil space corportation do such a thing?

Anyway, she's apparently worked for 3 video game companies since vanishing from social media. Not bad tbh. Maybe she's burned bridges each time and is exaggerating the time employed. Maybe they have her locked down on NDAs. Or maybe she finally got her BPD in check and is on mood stabilizers.
 
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Now that girl I would want 100% let her suck dick for a good view she's actually attractive but Zoe Quinn Nah .



If you're wondering it's a lame ass puzzle game
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The ads are certainly something else. Apparently instead of a gardening match-3 game it's about masturbating on washing machines?


Thank goodness the writer transitoned, otherwise he'd be railed for being gross and having a poor understanding of how women operate
 
H3LLH4MM3R666 said:
Anyway, apparently she's worked for 3 video game companies since vanishing from social media. Not bad tbh. Maybe she's burned bridges each time and is exaggerating the time employed. Maybe they have her locked down on NDAs. Or maybe she finally got her BPD in check and is on mood stabilizers.
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And what about the Chuck Tingle game she promised to make?
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
And what about the Chuck Tingle game she promised to make?
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She ghosted that kickstarter, remember? The page is still up and simps are asking why they were abandoned.

Zoe found some actual employment and doesn't need to con people on public social media accounts. Now she just needs to gussy up to people in the industry as she job hops. We can probably find her lovebombing the devs at Heart Machine studio on twitter before being hired there.

The company page credits her as the senior narrative designer on Solar Ash, which was the dissapointing follow-up to Hyper Light Drifter. It got middling reviews and judging from the fact that it had 1/5th the user reviews on Metacritic, didn't sell well.


The Gamespot review was one of the more positive ones, but criticized the writing style. I haven't played it.

The studio announced layoffs 3 years after Zoe listed her final year there.
 
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I had hoped for LA fire copeposts since she *used* to live there after cashing in on Gamergate but left after a few years to live in Portland near landwhale Randi Harper. She was there long enough to be able to get away with sympathy fishing in ways like "oh, I used to love BLANK neighborhood, BLANK mexican restaurant was so authentic, please donate to my friend who will be helping rebuild it!"
 
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