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You’d think feds of all people would know not to overly share and rant online. Especially on their work computers, I assume.
Just to remind everyone when someone leaked the emails from Ashley Madison database, a website for cheat hookups:
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There are people who registered accounts under their work email on a website for married men and women to find other married men and women to fuck. I'm not saying this is your average federal worker level, but at least 1400 of them decided to use a .gov email address for that.
We had this fine specime on the sideshows thread:
 
There are people who registered accounts under their work email on a website for married men and women to find other married men and women to fuck. I'm not saying this is your average federal worker level, but at least 1400 of them decided to use a .gov email address for that.
One very interesting thing is that because the President has access to all email sent by .gov emails, and because Musk and DOGE are staffed by competent tech people, they can simply compile a list of websites each email has ever subscribed to or communicated with. This can be done in hours at most given the logs. And the feds love their logs.

Then just fire every single employee who used it for any sort of personal use for cause.
 
Contracting is even more bloated than the Feds. The idea that you can just take a quick 4 year vacation to thumbing your ass at Lockmart Grumman is even more insane than Feds thinking they do anything of value whatsoever.
Depends on the contact, tbh. There's really good programs that are worth the cash value, especially when you get in to ELINT and R&D. L3 alone has probably broken every single encryption method imaginable before they even get used. Lockmart and NG have programs that are getting man made objects at relativistic speeds that are probably closer to mach30 than math had me thinking were possible and It all loops in to why Boeing was going to shit, because all the guys who are super good at this shit were never going to touch an airliner, and instead are building a single part of a single system that is going to be able to travel at .999 light within the end of the century.

But that said, yeah 90 percent of it is absolute trash and a huge waste of resources for idiot spouses and veterans to make 6 figures doing fuck all
 
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You know, watching these people seethe and mald makes me feel poetic. I often feel like Songs are great at capturing moments in time, and I think no better patriotic song captures this moment as a literal revolution drops on Washingon DC's heads and all these swamp creatures are completely powerless to stop it despite their desperate grasping efforts, then "Battle Cry of Freedom".


It was a short list contender for the US National Anthem, but in the end was rejected (along with the Battle Hymn) because it wasn't "unifying" in the way the Star Spangled Banner was. Its a song about there explicitly being domestic enemies to the American nation that needed to be fought by the American People. That the American people, when the Union is pushed to the brink by traitors, must rally around the flag and lift up the Stars.
My preferred version, better banjo. They also do Dixie really well.
 
HUH. (archive)
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Cool it with the antisemitism, i wasn't expecting a LITERAL NAZI DOGWHISTLE in all this.

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i dont even have a snarky comment for this one.
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this one's not that ironic or funny, but it is a little infuriating. There's this conspiracy theory making the rounds that the reason elon hates USAID is that they're investigating starlink for once refusing a request from the Ukrainian military to provide service to their drone fleets. Apparently these people think civilian organizations should just let foreign countries conscript them into bullshit proxy wars. And god forbid the Ukrainians work this out in advance instead of discovering on the eve of their big drone attack that they don't have an internet connection...
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This predates the shutdown by several months but it still made me laugh. I'm imaging rows and rows of wagies sitting in cubicles with Fox News on full volume 24/7 in some sort of Orwellian hell-office. Every time you get up to fetch a cup of water or take a piss you find yourself insincerely muttering "let's go brandon" at a random coworker for fear that they'll sniff you out as the one closeted liberal in the office.
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this is just downright disturbing to hear from a government employee. These are the same people who are proudly repeating the mantra about defending America from all enemies both foreign and domestic. (archive)

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The irony of watching the "deep state" manifest itself before our very eyes has me at a loss for words.

Here is a group of federal employees complaining about how "the way things are" is changing, how these people who were DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED are illegitimate, and that the status quo needs to be protected from their political opponents. With the cherry on top being that the same people who claimed the government could do no wrong and that any notion to the contrary was a dangerous conspiracy theory meant to undermine our democracy and institutions, are now claiming that since they're not solely in control nothing can be trusted. In-fucking-sane.
 
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> DOGE can now access SENSITIVE INFORMATION including deleting and altering records!!
> DOGE contractors could potentially smuggle SENSITIVE INFORMATION through personal online accounts!!

This is no different than the level of access granted for routine security audits that have been happening every year for the lifetime of the program, or even the level of access many mouth-breathing fed niggers probably hold year-round without a legitimate need to know outside of their superficial job title. Do fed niggers really want auditors to pull their logs to see how many times they e-mailed classified documents to themselves over G-Mail because they're too incompetent to follow their own protocols?
 
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