Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Dill]

Next he needs to finally fess up about the Mysterious Brown Substance. It's what a cool LA-style individual who gives no fucks would do.

 

[Captain Manning]

Next he needs to finally fess up about the Mysterious Brown Substance. It's what a cool LA-style individual who gives no fucks would do.

No need. I already know.

Prove me wrong.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's exactly right. He thinks that everyone but him is stupid and easily manipulated. It may be true for his fans, but the rest of us saw that he denied the cokestream was fueled by cocaine, he denied the cocaine being his for months, he lied about the polycule, lied about the way metabolites work, that he is a lying liar that lies, and when he does lie the truth is always far worse than what you thought and CPS being useless pushovers who have a history of putting kids back into dangerous situations won't change that.

He would have a better chance at a successful comeback if he pretended to show even a little bit of remorse for what happened. But that's not going to happen. Frankly his lies on these topics are so obviously ridiculous that it's not even entertaining to examine them beyond being stunned at how delusional he is. There's little tidbits like when it comes out that his main source is a quack on Quora but other than that it's fairly thin gruel.

I think it’s as simple as: Aaron came out and confirmed the coke and the wife swapping etc was true, and since he was literally there and took part, Nick couldn’t realistically gaslight and deny it, as he had been doing for months when kiwifarners had accurately surmised that was all going on.

I think it's just the polycule thing he's mad about. The drug use was already basically confirmed by the fact that he had drugs in his house and he'd have to admit it anyway. I think most people on here already knew that the Rekietas and Imholtes were swinging but he could deny it like he did Hedonism II if Aaron said nothing.

 

[Vibralldo]

He would have a better chance at a successful comeback if he pretended to show even a little bit of remorse for what happened. But that's not going to happen. Frankly his lies on these topics are so obviously ridiculous that it's not even entertaining to examine them beyond being stunned at how delusional he is. There's little tidbits like when it comes out that his main source is a quack on Quora but other than that it's fairly thin gruel.

That would require him admitting he was wrong instead of just acting like it was all a good idea and it just so happened to not work for him because of random chance

 

[not william stenchever]

Is this lying faggot claiming the kids were on Mars or something while his disgusting hoarder heap of a trap house was full of drugs and guns lying around?

"Your honor, my oldest son is capable of maintaining CO2 scrubbers, closed cycle greenhouses, radio-thermal generators, and water reclamation systems, all while making sure I don't snort any nose candy from light-minutes away. So naturally, there was no child abuse or neglect going on, he was on top of everything."

 

[Oxyjen]

"Your honor, my oldest son is capable of maintaining CO2 scrubbers, closed cycle greenhouses, radio-thermal generators, and water reclamation systems, all while making sure I don't snort any nose candy from light-minutes away. "

Is he conversant in the binary language of moisture vaporators though?

 

[Captain Manning]

Is he conversant in the binary language of moisture vaporators though?

Nick is conversant in being BIsexual. Is that close enough?

 

[ChromaQuack]

President of shithole third-world country, where many politicians are in the back pocket of one or more violent cartels, says cocaine isn't really that bad and banning it is racist or some shit. Nick wholeheartedly agrees.

How nice of Nicky to parrot around the opinions of a proven cartel-affiliated murderer and "progressive" socialist.

No wonder he doesn't do Trump and Guns anymore, he'd sooner go full breadtube and side with pieces of shit like this just to get any kind of perceived W.

Columbian

Say it after me.

Col-O-mbia. with an O both times. Columbia is a sportswear brand. Or a Canadian soon to be American province state.

 

[Captain Manning]

How nice of Nicky to parrot around the opinions of a proven cartel-affiliated murderer and "progressive" socialist.

No wonder he doesn't do Trump and Guns anymore, he'd sooner go full breadtube and side with pieces of shit like this just to get any kind of perceived W.

He's actually not leftist. He's worse. He's lolbertarian.

I sympathize with your confusion though, because when it comes to many social issues nowadays, it's extremely hard to tell the difference anymore. They both push degenerate bullshit. The lolbertarians might actually be worse in some respects. Fortunately, there's less of them.

Say it after me.

Col-O-mbia. with an O both times. Columbia is a sportswear brand. Or a Canadian soon to be American province state.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Wait. No I'm not. Fuck ColOmbia. I'll just get my coffee elsewhere if needed. Brazil is actually the world's largest producer of coffee beans anyways. By a significant margin.

 

[Maraschino]

Nick the Narc only attended church because it gave him admiration supply. Wasn't he a Sunday school teacher at some point? A narcissist loves to feel important, and are always control freaks in churches.

He was at one point a Sunday school teacher. Aaron mentioned in the KC interview that Nick had been removed as a teacher, so you can presume around the time he started to just outright admit his heretical beliefs which probably contributed to his removal in the first place (I.e. "Jesus was just a guy") and shit on the church ("Scandinavian prudes") as an institution was in retaliation for being removed.

Funny and weird how his inner shitheel comes out and he reveals what he actually thinks about something or someone when he is told no.

I didn't say Jesus was just some guy.
And if I did, it was hypothetical.
And if it wasn't, then yes I meant it. <--- We are here.

Fucking exhausting to go multiple steps just to end up exactly where we started when we have literal video evidence of every heretical belief he has claimed on fucking video with his stupid fucking face.

I understand why Kayla is effectively catatonic on prescription drugs. Imagine being in a house with that for almost 20 years. I'm more surprised she didn't shoot him in the fucking head with a shotgun.


Yet.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick and Kayla's marriage was in deep trouble long before April came on the scene and there's been no indication that Nick is interested in attempting to repair it. He describes his life as having been "in crisis" for years (which would include the period when he was making bank streaming) and I find that believable.

Today he again trots out that old theme:

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What the FUCK is this annoying vagueposting supposed to get across about whatever inescapable downward spiral he was already in before the drugs? Was it the enduring mystery of the "worst day ever" that never got any answers from him, or something else? Were the people who caught all those trash can stickers just for pondering the possibility that maybe Kayla cheated first (or at least was the first to insist on swinging like Faran claimed) on to something? It's hard to imagine what else he could be referring to, with the implication juuuust vague enough that he can always tell her "I never said that!"

What on earth did Kayla do to this poor man to make him this way?

(Bring on the

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[ChromaQuack]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Wait. No I'm not. Fuck ColOmbia. I'll just get my coffee elsewhere if needed. Brazil is actually the world's largest producer of coffee beans anyways. By a significant margin.

Names are important, otherwise when the bombs start flying you amerimutts will blow millions bombing Canadians (a pointless endeavor as it is known all it takes to conquer them in 2025 is a firmly worded letter) when these fun packages should rightfully be landing on Petro's head instead.

We need to call things by their proper names as otherwise language loses all meaning. That's when lawyers who don't complete their ongoing legal education still claim to be practicing, metabolites can metabolize outside the body, your sidehoe slampiece is just a family friend and men are women.

 

[Vibralldo]

Today he again trots out that old theme:

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What the FUCK is this annoying vagueposting supposed to get across about whatever inescapable downward spiral he was already in before the drugs? Was it the enduring mystery of the "worst day ever" that never got any answers from him, or something else? Were the people who caught all those trash can stickers just for pondering the possibility that maybe Kayla cheated first (or at least was the first to insist on swinging like Faran claimed) on to something? It's hard to imagine what else he could be referring to, with the implication juuuust vague enough that he can always tell her "I never said that!"

What on earth did Kayla do to this poor man to make him this way?

(Bring on the View attachment 6955683's, this one deserves it)

He's bringing it up to farm for sympathy and deny responsibility for his actions

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick the Narc only attended church because it gave him admiration supply. Wasn't he a Sunday school teacher at some point? A narcissist loves to feel important, and are always control freaks in churches. Kayla might get Mama JF'd at some point in the future when she becomes the toy that not only is no longer is fun to play with, but brings on his narcissist rage. She's only an object to adore him not a human. Calling it now.

He claimed he stopped teaching the Sunday School of his own volition when his show became more controversial.

He also said separately that he had to 'de-program' his children and what they learned at church before going into a mocking rant about more literal Biblical interpretations.

I cannot find a source but I seem to recall Nick saying the LLC was only formed so if the kickvic and Ron Toye sued him he would remove it to Texas.

Could be. Difficult to recall details that far back, but if you're running any sort of business you want to at least incorporate for liability purposes. Even if you don't anticipate being sued, you never know.

And he couldn't even keep that up properly.

I cannot recall it being created for that express purpose (to wit, an anti-Toye shield), but I DO recall him saying that if Ron sued him he could and would use the SLAPP against him.

Neither Aaron, nor his involvement in general, nor his words nor his actions since, have done anything to Nick or his "public standing.".
I could have never heard of Aaron and I'd have the same (correct, and highly negative) perception of Nick.

If Nick thinks anything about Aaron (other than his own possibly felonious actions towards Aaron) is relevant to where Nick finds himself today, he's full-on delusional, somehow more than he already is for other reasons.

He is trying to blame his failures on someone...ANYONE... else rather than take accountability. That is all this is. Aaron is only important as a distraction to take away from Nick's earned consequences and ill repute.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Today he again trots out that old theme:

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What the FUCK is this annoying vagueposting supposed to get across about whatever inescapable downward spiral he was already in before the drugs? Was it the enduring mystery of the "worst day ever" that never got any answers from him, or something else? Were the people who caught all those trash can stickers just for pondering the possibility that maybe Kayla cheated first (or at least was the first to insist on swinging like Faran claimed) on to something? It's hard to imagine what else he could be referring to, with the implication juuuust vague enough that he can always tell her "I never said that!"

What on earth did Kayla do to this poor man to make him this way?

(Bring on the View attachment 6955683's, this one deserves it)

I'm just not buying "while I was streaming all day everyday downing whiskey my life was really in shambles and the only thing that could cure it was coke, puss, Aaron, and not taking care of my kids."

 

[Pagan Min]

He is trying to blame his failures on someone...ANYONE... else rather than take accountability. That is all this is.

Of course he is. If he were actually a man, he'd take responsibility for his actions.

But you're NOT a man, are you, Rackets??? No, you're Little Lord Balldo-Boy, prancing around like the faggot you are while living off of your mommy's money! Never had to take responsibility for any of your actions in your life, because you've always been bailed out! Pathetic, worthless excuse of a human being -- not even worth the flesh you're printed on!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

His idea of putting that LLC in Texas was to avail himself of Texas's generous anti-SLAPP law if he ever got sued for defamation. However, he got sued for defamation and they just went straight for Nick. He couldn't fight to move it to Texas partly because he almost certainly didn't correctly set up this LLC to provide him any real protection.

Nick's entire idea behind using the LLC as a legal shield was predicated on any potential plaintiffs being complete retards and not realising that they could just sue Nick as an individual.
The legal profession lost absolutely nothing of value the day the State of Minnesota took away Nick's loicense.

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He thinks everyone is going to completely forget that he was implying Aaron or the cops planted the safe and he didn’t even know it was there.

What a lying sack of putrid, maggot-ridden shit.

"I don't run from my choices, that's why it took me nearly eight months to cop a plea!"
Nick truly is a nigger - he has no concept of continuity or causality. He perpetually lives in the moment, and is baffled why people bring up things that he said and did months (or even years) ago.
"Dat wuzn't me, dat wuz some udda nigguh!"

 

[Kuruminha]

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I'm just not buying "while I was streaming all day everyday downing whiskey my life was really in shambles and the only thing that could cure it was coke, puss, Aaron, and not taking care of my kids."

Correction : "coke, puss, Aaron and giving my kids cocaine"

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder who has greater earned income at this point. I am almost tempted to say Aaron, because while he's not very big, he does stream regularly at least.

I would bet Nick, an absolute retard, who paypigs for a fat, greasy pedophile and whose only acquaintances willing to associate with him at all are also pedophiles, has made more money for Aaron than he has donating money in superchats to the fat, greasy pedophile Melton.

He can talk about Aaron eating his cum all he likes, even though everyone knows he probably ate way more of Aaron's cum. Everyone knows he is so much a nonentity on the Internet now that he has to pay a fat, greasy pedophile, Patrick Melton, hundreds of dollars just to be noticed, to an audience of pedophiles.

This is while his main claim to fame is he is himself a grotesque freak whose 9 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine. Is there any remotely innocent explanation for that?

Nick is now the non-lawyer, unauthorized to practice law, who still uses his "Rekieta Law" logo and pretends to be a lawyer, who looks like this, this is literally what he does:

You would definitely seek legal advice from an unauthorized to practice fake lawyer who does shit like this, right?

I mean if you're suicidal and want the death penalty for a parking ticket.

Just LOOK at this fucking RETARD! This is Nick Rekieta. This is what Nick does.