Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
Saying your dead ferrets are in Valhalla is cringy as fuck. Did they die in battle? Because that’s how you get into Valhalla.
The rainbow road shit is the cringiest shit imaginable.
These are animals that are really neglected and dying terrible deaths for his financial gain. No matter what he says, he's pocketing some of that for himself. Its not a 501c or ANY kind of actual registered charity. We have his word at best. Well, we know what his word is worth.

The sampled quotes are fucked. Imagine asking for advice from a guy who has made 1 game maker game that he outsourced and another that hasn't had any updates in 13-14 months.
Here's my advice from someone who has never made a video game before. Unity.
Why? you can youtube tutorials and unity and find shit everywhere.

Although honestly, if you're like me and don't know shit about programming. You probably shouldn't try making games.
 
The sampled quotes are fucked. Imagine asking for advice from a guy who has made 1 game maker game that he outsourced and another that hasn't had any updates in 13-14 months.
Here's my advice from someone who has never made a video game before. Unity.
Why? you can youtube tutorials and unity and find shit everywhere.

Although honestly, if you're like me and don't know shit about programming. You probably shouldn't try making games.
The most simple advice is: use whatever. It doesn't really matter. You can even TRY THINGS YOURSELF instead of relying on someone else's opinion. All the popular choises such as unity, gamemaker, godot and even less popular ones like monogame and sdl are solid
 
Completely agree with Null on this guy. Him and Hasan are clearly both guys who have never been punched in their lives and are long overdue for it.
Both of those fucks stream 12 hours a day, so they barely go out in public besides maybe a convention once or twice a year

And even then they are followed by at least a dozen of their die-hard fans who are willing to fly half of the US just so they can come and see them

So they're practically living in an echo chamber 24/7. They'll never get a reality check from anyone besides maybe their local crackhead from the 7/11 parking lot because they glanced at him for half a second
 
he will fuck up again,
SKG, the Ashes guild drama, lying about puzzle games happened befor it was ok to make fun of him
now its guaranteed views
if hes playing it safe sure but eventually he will forget why hes playing it safe, an ego of that size does not go away
give it time, there will be milk for years
Yeah there's no chance he won't have another sperg fit soon. He's too egotistical to keep his head down for any length of time.
 
Here's a list:
There's an eighth unnamed dead ferret that isn't listed on the wiki, talked about in this post. He was 8 years old and arrived at the rescue already on death's door, and he didn't last long enough to get a name or be integrated with the rest of the ferrets. I wouldn't necessarily call it Mald and Shaye's fault because of the circumstance, but it's still another ferret that died under their care.
There are 56 ferrets in the rescue 🄰, with their most recent arrival Kitty 🄰 now being fully documented.
 
The rainbow road shit is the cringiest shit imaginable.
These are animals that are really neglected and dying terrible deaths for his financial gain. No matter what he says, he's pocketing some of that for himself. Its not a 501c or ANY kind of actual registered charity. We have his word at best. Well, we know what his word is worth.

The sampled quotes are fucked. Imagine asking for advice from a guy who has made 1 game maker game that he outsourced and another that hasn't had any updates in 13-14 months.
Here's my advice from someone who has never made a video game before. Unity.
Why? you can youtube tutorials and unity and find shit everywhere.

Although honestly, if you're like me and don't know shit about programming. You probably shouldn't try making games.
Champions of Breakfast was outsourced? Now I'm very curious about that, got a link you can toss my lazy ass?
 
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Yes, thank you.
Although I don't think him calling Ross a slacktivist is here. Or it is, but my speech to text didn't find anything. I did look for it myself a bit but I can't bear to listen to this guy for too long.
For posterity, "Kony", "greasy", "used car salesman" etc is on Warframe stream around 2:29:30, though he brings up the used cars salesman again an hour later.

Dude delete these VODs so he could lie about SKG later in his youtube video. "I want to actively work against it" (2:17:37) indeed.
 
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Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.
Youre tanking your career by posting on the chud nazi site. I respect you a lot for coming here and your stance on freeze peach, but all it takes is one influential tranny to catch a whiff of this and you'll be unpersoned at the speed of light.
 
Although I don't think him calling Ross a slacktivist is here. Or it is, but my speech to text didn't find anything.
You can find the transcript of that VOD here. i have attached a txt file with the transcript cleaned up. Archives of the transcript: 1 2 3

00:45:28 what is Con 2012 Cony 2012 was this
00:45:31 online phenomenon where everybody banded
00:45:32 together to overthrow Ugandan warlord
00:45:35 who had already been out of power for
00:45:36 four years everybody bought stickers
00:45:38 they posted on Facebook they liked
00:45:40 everyone's tweets they did all of that
00:45:41 kind of [ __ ] and if you didn't do it
00:45:43 they treated you like [ __ ] they told you
00:45:46 to die they said that you should leave
00:45:47 the internet people had fights in
00:45:49 families over it families broke apart
00:45:51 friends sto being friends with each
00:45:52 other the guy had already been out of
00:45:54 power for 4 years none of it mattered
00:45:56 none of it mattered at all it was just
00:45:58 online sensationalist [ __ ] which is
00:46:01 exactly what I'm seeing with this it's
00:46:03 slacktivism [ __ ] it's I signed on to
00:46:06 this to fix the industry because the
00:46:07 title was good and I didn't read any of
00:46:09 it that's what that is I didn't think
00:46:12 about the actual implications of this
00:46:13 becoming law of this going before a
00:46:16 legal council of this potentially
00:46:18 setting precedent in our industry it's
00:46:21 [ __ ] don't do that if you're going
00:46:24 to be putting things forward to
00:46:25 represent the entirety of the indust
00:46:26 industry you got to think about that
00:46:28 [ __ ] and how it can be misused and how
00:46:31 it can damage the industry as it
00:46:32 currently exists slacktivism is not the
00:46:35 way inform don't just push
00:46:40 through would it be a better version of
00:46:42 this to specifically call out the
00:46:44 companies of wrongdoing the ones that
00:46:45 actually have wrongdoing not just slam
00:46:48 the entire industry the idea of putting
00:46:50 forward legislation to change the
00:46:51 business practices of every game company
00:46:53 doesn't make sense here because if you
00:46:55 have examples which they're going to be
00:46:57 very few those ones should be called out
00:47:00 as specific issues for them but Ubisoft
00:47:02 is not a good Target here and the reason
00:47:04 why is because the game The Crew had
00:47:06 been around for 10 years it was a live
00:47:08 service racing game for 10 years that is
00:47:13 a very long time for a live service game
00:47:15 the fact that it shut down 10 years
00:47:17 later is astounding because most of
00:47:19 those don't exist that long so using
00:47:22 that as the target for this entire thing
00:47:24 doesn't make sense choose a better
00:47:26 Target and don't make it a legal
00:47:27 precedent that you have to set for the
00:47:29 whole industry just go after the
00:47:31 specific company that has
00:47:34 wrongdoing yeah it also has a
00:47:38 sequel we're going to
00:47:41 wait who's the guy who started the uh
00:47:43 petition his name is Ross and he is a
00:47:45 cursed farms and I don't like
00:47:49 him does every game of a TOS every live
00:47:52 service game does yes every one of them
00:47:55 has to because you're gaining access to
00:47:56 to a live service
 

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Oh boy, Khronos is getting told about some of the stuff being said about him
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khronos said:
Such a fraud that my FIRST sentence included "not an attorney"
Only when an actual attorney reached out and it was an attempt at Khronos to quickly shy away from someone who won't put up with his bullshit. Khronos and Mald were happy to mislead Pvt Parts and the viewers in their intimidation attempt and there was no mention of Khronos' qualifications or how he can't even speak on US copyright law let alone represent Mald in any way.
At 2:36 in this clip is where Mald threatens legal action.
Mald said:
Hey khronos, we have to file a legal complaint against that dude earlier.
...
There was a dude earlier today that went onto Reddit and uhh said that he was using my voice in a video game, showed a bunch of videos of it, and then put that game up on Steam. A lot of people in the uhhh thread told him not to do that, that that would end up being a legal problem for him. He did it anyway. So I filed a DMCA claim and he has now filed a uhh counter-claim against me. We're gonna take you to court, you're going to lose. You cannot use somebody's likeness in any way inside of your games without their permission. It's a really stupid thing to do, incredibly so.
So I'm going to send this over to khronos now because he is a lawyer in copyright law, that is his job.
  • Address khronos directly
  • Say we have to file a legal complaint
  • Say "We're gonna take you to court"
  • Say khronos' job is being a copyright lawyer
Khronos's first sentence to Mald should have been "not an attorney" to avoid Mald's confusion. Or maybe the overseas copyright lawyer should recommend a US copyright lawyer if Mald wants to go to US court over a US claim. Doing things properly doesn't allow them to try to intimidate shitposting indie devs, though.
 
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Someone on LSF pointed out that Mald's voice changer glitched out during his Animal Well stream (10:05:54). "Blind Playthrough" was removed from the title of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCB3VcJy-c&t=36354s
Clip:
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I contacted the developer of the Maldy Roach game. You can access the demo of the game here:
https://assisted-anarky.itch.io/idle-streaming-bonanza
Just incase Roach tries to DMCA the itch link, I made an archive of it on Mega.
https://mega.nz/file/kmlEVQZI#ISnFDlpkuxYaHulhKIVusaKf043barlHXQlJapidMFk

If both links get roached by Figtree, let me know and I'll reupload it.
Can this man go a week without pissing people off?

This retards never went a fucking day without pissing someone off. It's imperative we all know how clever and smart he is and how great he is at MMOs, objectively the nerdiest and gayest thing to wanna flex with. He worked for blizzard yknow
 
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