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someone has been documenting this freaks crimes for months. 100s of pgs of weirdo behavior.

the more i get into it, the sadder it becomes. all he does is rage at everyone in his life that he scared off.

Caleb Ditchfield (“kryptoklob” or “klob”) is a serial harasser who is unstable and mentally ill, plausibly downstream of years of regular substance abuse. He was recently involuntarily committed, is frequently full-blown textbook manic, is deeply delusional and narcissistic, displays wildly ungrounded grandiosity, regularly perseverates, is paranoid and routinely catastrophizes and imagines shadowy conspiracies against him—

he's a schizocow but not even an interesting one imo. aside from livestreaming crashing his car, he's just a fuckin irl loser who probably needs medical attention.
 
I know it's bad form to double comment, but I can't amend my previous post. He now likely wears an ankle monitor (he had court today and it was stated on twitter he'd be arrested if he showed up un-clasped) and is likely to eventually see jail time for his bad behavior. Based on court records, and largely his own posts, I've cobbled this together.



Caleb Ditchfield, aka klob, aka kryptoklob, aka gtklob, aka xklob, aka caliklob, aka banned from linkedin, aka trust_klob, aka secstateklob (he's running for office dont you know) now wears a court ordered ankle monitor by the Superior Court of California (Santa Clara) (B2403446 - THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA vs. Ditchfield, Caleb). Caleb scored this ankle monitor (and felony charges) for bringing an illegal knife to Stanford University.

Caleb is banned from Stanford's campus - which has banned him with a stay away order. While he wasn't using the knife in any direct way, it was uncovered during his arrest when he ripped his shirt off and threw dorm furniture around. He was doing this because his 10-years-younger 20 year old "girlfriend" told him she wanted to stop seeing him, after he proposed to her. Caleb also appears to have been 5150'd during this (he calls it an illegal kidnapping), which would likely preclude him from owning a gun.

Caleb has 6 (likely more) restraining orders he has scored since then, at least 5 of from women who want him to leave them alone. He's also posted nudes of his exes (by screenshotting photo libraries they were in) and posted them to x/Twitter. According to posters on there, this has scored him a felony charge in the state of Georgia. Caleb has also started smear campaigns against multiple people, including reporting them to the FBI and creating numerous websites and twitter accounts in which he tries to boost his message - something he openly admits to doing.

Due to his numerous legal problems, he apparently is seeking to be placed into witness protection. He's also started a "law firm" lol.

Caleb has also posted self-admittance in the form of journal entries on Twitter, in which he admits to doing heroic amounts of nitrous oxide (whippits, galaxy gas) over a very long period of time, LSD, and continually exceeding his legal prescription of Adderall (including inadvertently bragging doing up to 80+ mg a day in one case, and over 110mg in another - federally illegal amounts). Actually, the list of drugs he's done seems to be quite extensive, and he made references to MDMA and others - but there's no positive admission of doing it that I could find.

All of this is factual to the best of my abilities, and easily verified - all by court documents and his own words/posts.

In my opinion, Caleb Ditchfield is not a safe person to be around, especially for women. If you are a woman (or really anyone), especially someone who lives close to Oakland, CA (where Caleb lives), you should watch out for him. IMO, his aggressive behavior is due to his habitual Adderall abuse combined with some sort of personality or (manic) mood disorder, that is being greatly aggravated by years of excessive drug use. If you engage with Caleb in any negative way, he will likely add you his $10 million dollar libel lawsuit (and probably jack the price up).



I think he's just a really funny "burning man style tech bro" who flew too close to the sun (did too many drugs). It's generally easy to find this information that I've referenced, but it often includes the names of stalking victims who have restraining orders against him. He is unsafe to interact with, due to his apparent attempts to smear and harass anyone who gives him even the smallest amount of negative feedback.
 
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BIG UPDATE. He was arrested on Friday.

He went to San Francisco for a court case of some sort. Interestingly, someone recorded it (maybe related to the court case)? I'm trying to piece it together but it sounds like he went to SF to fight a restraining order and it turns out that the person he was fighting had managed to get charges racked up (but it might be related to something else - it's hard to tell). Someone on Twitter posted a video of a man that is definitely him being led away in cuffs.

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Mitch Benn, a former BBC employee and TDS and CDS (Corbyn Derangement Syndrome) haver. I think one of his songs was mentioned here, it was about how he felt bad for making geek girls uncomfortable or something, but he essentially ranted about how Corbyn was bad for not opposing Brexit and is something of a tranny chaser and twitter addict. He made videos defending Doctor Who because "it was anti-gamergate" and then said "The Sandman was always woke", which sort of backfired
 
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This guy JUST popped up on my YT feed and holy fucking shit I haven't seen genes this bad since cyraxx. Less than 4K subs on his channel and probably addicted to energy drinks as all he does is review them and on reddit he's active on online dating subs including one for dating japanese girls and a few for AI, probably chat AI and again, energy drinks. I'll say he's a prime candidate for a potential famous lolcow judging by looks alone but let the man cook and we'll see if he's as much of a disgusting degenerate as he presents himself in his videos soon enough i'm sure. (Edit) he's made at least one comment on r/teenagers on reddit. OH BOY we're already heading in the right direction.

Here's their socials which they provided themselves for some reason.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MJCline

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mjcline1234?_t=8k6P6P3OZDT&_r=1

Twitter: https://x.com/mchotwheel?t=bEsK_357gquePVKaThJpNA&s=09

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/mchotwh..._name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1/
 

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This guy JUST popped up on my YT feed and holy fucking shit I haven't seen genes this bad since cyraxx. Less than 4K subs on his channel and probably addicted to energy drinks as all he does is review them and on reddit he's active on online dating subs including one for dating japanese girls and a few for AI, probably chat AI and again, energy drinks. I'll say he's a prime candidate for a potential famous lolcow judging by looks alone but let the man cook and we'll see if he's as much of a disgusting degenerate as he presents himself in his videos soon enough i'm sure. (Edit) he's made at least one comment on r/teenagers on reddit. OH BOY we're already heading in the right direction.

Here's their socials which they provided themselves for some reason.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MJCline

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mjcline1234?_t=8k6P6P3OZDT&_r=1

Twitter: https://x.com/mchotwheel?t=bEsK_357gquePVKaThJpNA&s=09

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/mchotwh..._name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1/
That's a real jack-o-lantern mouth, christ.
 
This guy JUST popped up on my YT feed and holy fucking shit I haven't seen genes this bad since cyraxx. Less than 4K subs on his channel and probably addicted to energy drinks as all he does is review them and on reddit he's active on online dating subs including one for dating japanese girls and a few for AI, probably chat AI and again, energy drinks. I'll say he's a prime candidate for a potential famous lolcow judging by looks alone but let the man cook and we'll see if he's as much of a disgusting degenerate as he presents himself in his videos soon enough i'm sure. (Edit) he's made at least one comment on r/teenagers on reddit. OH BOY we're already heading in the right direction.

Here's their socials which they provided themselves for some reason.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MJCline

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mjcline1234?_t=8k6P6P3OZDT&_r=1

Twitter: https://x.com/mchotwheel?t=bEsK_357gquePVKaThJpNA&s=09

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/mchotwh..._name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1/
the fuck, right after i read this post he popped up in my recommended, i feel like a schizo
 
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I got this guy on my feed too, why the push?
If you look up autistic shit consistently the algorithm just randomly tosses spergs at you from time to time. It's how you find the rising stars of cringe.

Here have another. The Earth Is A Trapezoid is a YT channel with under 4500 subs that's run by an obese terminally online unemployed troon that's so white their webcam light makes them look like anthropomorphic milk, they schizo post random stupid shit and pretended to have a feud with Boogie for a while (it's a cow shit talking cows situation). They also made a tiktok about how eating shit is their favorite way to transmit diseases. Yeeeeah.... Also they seem to have used their real name as their profile link so it's possibly Samantha Pond.
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Here's the channel. https://www.youtube.com/@samanthapond5782
 
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Meet Cris Teddy, A fat fake christian mexican who is (probably) a pedophile and loves to argue with his comment section, he doesn't really much of a presence outside of Instagram, his youtube got nuked.
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ever stumble into something so overwhelmingly autistic that it feels beyond human comprehension?
well i just found an extremelly obscure and very close knit group of super-spergs that are making an incredibly detailed and crowdsourced map of a fictional world.
how detailed i am talking about? Well, see the circled island below?

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lets zoom into it:
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hey, i wonder what Port Fedrerick looks like, hmm lets see
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holy , fucking , shit
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all i am saying is that if Sonichu is Moby Dick this is a fucking Thomas Pynchon novel
link: https://opengeofiction.net/
 
Mitch Benn, a former BBC employee and TDS and CDS (Corbyn Derangement Syndrome) haver. I think one of his songs was mentioned here, it was about how he felt bad for making geek girls uncomfortable or something, but he essentially ranted about how Corbyn was bad for not opposing Brexit and is something of a tranny chaser and twitter addict. He made videos defending Doctor Who because "it was anti-gamergate" and then said "The Sandman was always woke", which sort of backfired
You forgot he is fat and scouse
 
Meet Janique/Bonnie Jackson, a 17 year old "digital goddess" who's been online since she was 8 years old.
In her time online she's faked being Japanese, accused everyone she interacts with of grooming her, groomed a 10 year old girl, faked using a cane, talked about her rape fantasies, and more.

She currently orbits Tiffany Johnston/Zoey. Previous Farms posts about her 1, 2 and an Imgur from 2020 containing screenshots of her actions at 12
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Stumbled across this bizarre little video and couldn't find a good thread to post it in. Christian vtuber responds to a TikTok lady claiming all anime is demonic. Both of them are batshit crazy.

The Christian vtuber literally believes that God speaks to him through anime.
 
For me personally the "felon turned life coach" JD Delay is kinda of lolcow. He doesn't really do much like traditional lolcows but his LOUD=FUNNY and talking extensively about dudes getting raped, dudes selling their holes, hiding contraband up his asshole, dudes selling their assholes for others to hide contraband.
He's basically the face off "LET'S SEE YOUR PAPERWORK HOMIE"
Also look at them fuckin nips. I get he's an in shape dude but if my nipples looked like little clits on my chest I'd always wear a shirt.
HWABAG
 
Meet Tanner Bobbeen of Imaginari Studios. He's a 24 year old man with autism who makes merchandise of his OC for children. Sounds innocent, right? Until you find out he's linked his DeviantArt Page to his official website. With the very same characters he markets to kids... in fetish scenarios. Check it out at your own risk.
Remember: this page is from the official website.
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Did his family or anyone in his life tell him that this shit wasn't appropriate?

Here's how he acts online:

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Remember, he is 24.

Here's the man himself:

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Welp, all i can say is at least he's trying to make something of himself, unlike other people. I hope he gets a better idea of what is and isn't age appropriate and tries to separate his internet presence from his professional life.
 

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There are a lot of bad game devs. Hell, im one of them.
But today i found the one. the only one to make me so godamn livid that I yelled a slur at my computor for the first time ever.

I would like to personally introduce; Howard Blast.
Howard is a fucking trogladite who i actually want to strangle.
here is but one of his many videos.
 
Don't know if this is the right thread, but on mecha themed subreddits on Reddit I had found this guy called S7okid who is obsessed with the fact that his favorite shows are niche. He hates new Evangelion and Gundam fans and claims that he "had a melty on nge and Gundam sub". This is probably the melty he had

Here is a thread where he asks if GaoGaiGar was niche enough for him.

Also. All these new age NGE and Gundam fans.
I LIKED THIS STUFF BEFORE YOU DID and far more obscure series.
He also hates when people with the worldview that is the opposite of his watch anime
I hate all these right wingers and Christians shitting up their anime fanbase.
Craziest ahit I saw lately was people saying opening gay people weren't in anime.
Like what bitch you're 30 and you didn't see that sam cham episode with the gay Dutch guy
Huh? I want LESS people watching anime.
This post on MAL was probably made by him.
 
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