Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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The Shining

The Kiwing:
Nicholas Rekieta, a lawyer from rural Minnesota, is hired to be the caretaker of the Hedonism hotel during the winter season and travels to Jamaica with his family. The hotel has a dark history as it was the sight of a gruesome murder-suicide of the previous caretaker, a husband who first went to Hedonism to spice up his sex life and realised his wife was just getting plowed by Jamaican strippers. Upon arriving, Rekieta loves Hedonism and its open, free lifestyle absent of any Karens and prudes.
But when President Trump issues travel bans to Jamaica for legalising weed, he and his family are stuck at the OverHedonismLook Hotel. He sits at the bar and imagines a bartender who looks like a Hispanic man from LA that enjoys being pegged, who offers him a drink and a line of coke. But his 17 year old son has a special gift, the Kiwing, that allows him to post on an Internet forum under the name MNPublicRecords to call for help before he and his mother are killed. Starring April Imholte as the naked woman in the bathtub (after kissing her, she turns into tramp stamp tattoo April) and Aaron Imholte as the man in the bear suit giving a blowjob (he swallowed cum btw).

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

he's like the sheltered kid who goes wild in their freshman year at college and ends up flunking out bc he is an idiot with unwarranted confidence and no self-control. What a NERD.

that also happened to nick its why he switched colleges.

There's a very famous essay by the sociologist Howard Becker titled 'Becoming a Marijuana User' from the 1950's in which Becker argues that people have to learn to enjoy the effects of drugs. It's such an alien experience that people don't get it right away and they have to persist before they come to appreciate the qualities that the drugs are known for.

well thats not fucking true. think about it, when you're at the hospital or the dentist getting drug do you have to "get used" to enjoying it? maybe with weed its different but i heavily doubt it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now, I have heard some people claim Bolivia is a "socialist hellhole."

It can't be any worse than Kandy Yoshi county, Minnesota, where dosing children with cocaine is fine.

I've never gotten the sense that he and they are close at all. I know he's mentioned "my parents" when he said he left the kids with them on the way to Jamaica, but their interaction seems largely them cleaning up (literally and financially) the messes of their utterly inept son. I've never heard him talk about "my mom" or "my dad" fondly at all. There's a very distant vibe there. Don't blame them, but I agree - something about them seems just as indifferent and unable to "get it" about the hell he's wrought as he is.

if only they allowed him to watch them have sex and provided education on various sex paraphernalia.

 

[Clem Fandango]

He sits at the bar and imagines a bartender who looks like a Hispanic man from LA that enjoys being pegged, who offers him a drink and a line of coke.

"Did you know that your son is trying to bring an outside influence into the hotel?"

"No"

"He is, Mr Rekieta"

"Who?"

"A nigger"

"A nigger!"

"A nigger comic book artist"

 

[Flora Fox]

I agree that Rekieta has been acting very gay in the last 1+ years

I think it's bc he knows he'll be in jail eventually and wants to go to a women's prison.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Edit to Add: Speaking of parsing...

He really can’t admit to being wrong about anything, can he? It’s been like, what, seven months? And he is still just as delusional and recalcitrant as he was on day 1 with the coke stream. I’ve never seen someone lie so much to keep up appearances, and this guy shares a sektur with Ethan Ralph.

Imagine, sharing physical space with Ethan Ralph and being able to compete with him in “fucked up-edness”. Absolutely astounding.

And the best part is that there’s no way it’s over yet. Stories like this don’t end this easily. Something messy is going to happen and it’s going to be very public and very embarassing. All we have to do is watch and wait.

 

[Vibralldo]

Bonus:

Nick says that "it isn't hard, just boring" to be sober, and that he "just has to do what the government says" as if those will be easy, but if Nick's shown that if he hates anything, it's boredom and being told what to do.

He sabotaged his stable life because it was "boring", he ended friendships because they tried "telling him what to do" (warn him he's ruining his life).

He won't last a day sober in Vegas (because he'll arrive fucked up on Galaxy Gas) and I thank the judge for letting him go so he can get fucked up (if Nick isn't lying)

 

[AnOminous]

I've never heard him talk about "my mom" or "my dad" fondly at all. There's a very distant vibe there. Don't blame them, but I agree - something about them seems just as indifferent and unable to "get it" about the hell he's wrought as he is.

That's still enabling. Nick's behavior is that of someone who has never been told no, and who has lived with a safety net where he never experienced any consequences from fucking up because his parents just bailed him out every time. Them also being emotionally distant isn't incompatible with that.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The Kiwing:
Nicholas Rekieta, a lawyer from rural Minnesota, is hired to be the caretaker of the Hedonism hotel during the winter season and travels to Jamaica with his family. The hotel has a dark history as it was the sight of a gruesome murder-suicide of the previous caretaker, a husband who first went to Hedonism to spice up his sex life and realised his wife was just getting plowed by Jamaican strippers. Upon arriving, Rekieta loves Hedonism and its open, free lifestyle absent of any Karens and prudes.
But when President Trump issues travel bans to Jamaica for legalising weed, he and his family are stuck at the OverHedonismLook Hotel. He sits at the bar and imagines a bartender who looks like a Hispanic man from LA that enjoys being pegged, who offers him a drink and a line of coke. But his 17 year old son has a special gift, the Kiwing, that allows him to post on an Internet forum under the name MNPublicRecords to call for help before he and his mother are killed. Starring April Imholte as the naked woman in the bathtub (after kissing her, she turns into tramp stamp tattoo April) and Aaron Imholte as the man in the bear suit giving a blowjob (he swallowed cum btw).

"Did you know that your son is trying to bring an outside influence into the hotel?"

"No"

"He is, Mr Rekieta"

"Who?"

"A nigger"

"A nigger!"

"A nigger comic book artist"

Delbert Grady: Did you know, Mr. Rekieta, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?
Nick Rekieta: Who?
Delbert Grady: A nigger.

Nick Rekieta: A nigger?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

and Aaron Imholte as the man in the bear suit giving a blowjob (he swallowed cum btw).

The only way I can see this realistically ending is Nick stealing Aaron's face out of homosexual jealousy and going on another coke-fuelled gay bender to own the Toe.

 

[AnOminous]

Some of us always knew he was not what he claimed to be, not even close. (Full disclosure I became aware of him only shortly before he started going off the rails. At that time the thread was fan central, so I muted my criticisms of him - I think I only started commenting itt more regularly to comment on the apoplectic disbelief from his defenders at his increasing "I'm a cool degenerate" shtick.

There was a sort of "frog in water heating up to boiling" thing where people who had been around for a while and fell for his facade would let things slide that in retrospect were giveaways. If you came in any time after he started talking about Balldos and shit like that all the time you'd probably have instantly recognized it.

And there are even earlier instances where he showed his true face but it slid. I think one pretty obvious one was one where he got way drunker than usual and went off on Marc Randazza's law partner and called him a faggot, where he was seriously out of hand over a pretty minor disagreement. He actually did apologize for that one later, back when he was still semi-capable of picking up on social cues.

Then there's the raccoon and skunk stories. Those were seriously fucked up. I don't even remember them being discussed here and the first I recall even noticing he'd claimed to do anything that fucked up was years later when people were reevaluating his earlier career. I'm not saying it wasn't, I just don't remember it from the time so if it was, it didn't really even catch my attention.

Another thing that appears a lot more sinister now is how he repeatedly had on that "Dollhouse Phil" guy, a guy who makes sex dolls that look like children. At the time, it seemed like wack pack style sideshow gawking. Now that Nick only associates with open pedophiles who publicly lust after children, it looks a lot worse.

Nick dropped his kids off with the grandparents at Disney while he went to Hedonism 2! And he did it two years straight! His kids think he's the best dad in the world because he takes them to Disney! What a swell guy! If you were a cool person who understood social cues, you'd know that being a good father is transactional, nerd!

And Nick learned behavior like this somewhere. His parents.

 

[There She Glows]

So Galaxy Gas brain realizes he’s just admitting to the whole stripper and escort thing right? For no reason? I’ll admit I’m a prude and never enjoy the company of a stripper but seems like announcing you do drugs with strippers is one of those things you should keep on the downlow

He's the guy who believes the strippers are talking to him because they think he's interesting and like his personality.

 

[Desktop User2]

Forget moving in with Ralph in Mexico. He needs to move to Bolivia!

I´d bet this is in regard to coca leaves, which they chew it over there. There is also coca tea which I find is a pretty good substitute for coffee but not very common in my country.

 

[Captain Manning]

The reason this thread predicted the swinging (probably before he engaged in it) is that he was running roughshod over normalized sexual boundaries in his nightly content. He was yelling about his wife's ruined body, stripping with Coomalot, telling roofie stories, and obsessing about sex toys and anal with Black men - all while being a drooling drunk on a nightly basis.

That's true for most people here, yes. Beginning in late 2022, and the reveal he attended a swinger's resort, a definite picture began to form.

I still like how @All becomes gunt proposed there was infidelity on the part of Kayla back on page 278, in 2021. He was threatened with a threadban. Then he doubled down and was threadbanned.

I dunno whether he was shitposting, or whether he's goddamned Nostradamus, but that's pretty impressive with what we know now. Bravo.

On that page, and surrounding ones, there's also a discussion on how much Nick hates anti-SLAPP laws. Lol.

Bonus:

"Staying sober isn't hard. It's just boring."

Oh good! Despite this county being in the midst of an opioid crisis, I guess that means Elon Musk, via DOGE, can gut the substance abuse programs within SAMHSA next. Sobriety is easy, everybody. If you have a drinking or drug issue, just stop. It's that easy. No help needed. Nick will show the world how.

And pigs will fly.

I dunno why I'd expect anything else from Nick. The same egotistical maniac who goes to court-mandated group therapy and then loudly proclaims to the Internet that everybody there was fucked up but him, and how he didn't need to be there.

What do you wanna bet he looked down his nose at the poor meth addicts while smugly relishing he's a powdered cocaine user, and how that's a rich person drug? I wonder if he wished them a million dollars. Probably not.

Is he now humbled by the fact he has to resort to Galaxy Gas, that can be ordered on the cheap from the Walmart website by the unwashed masses? One can only hope.

He's such an asshole.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's "inkaws" are being demonized now.

Yeah, actually, fuck off with that nonsense, Rekieta. I've been tracking every Woltjer, Sletta, Wright, and neighbor (Hatfield) I can find... plus your former church on occasion. No one reads as insane even remotely.

Correction, one does. YOU.


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Edit to Add: As for who this particular in-law is... Dan Sletta (Kayla's stepdad) is the leading contender based on Occam's Razor and this:

Is the reporting sister-in-law in the mix? Sure. But it's Dan Sletta who is close to Pastor Melin.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Nick's "inkaws" are being demonized now.

Yeah, actually, fuck off with that nonsense, Rekieta. I've been tracking every Woltjer, Sletta, Wright, and neighbor (Hatfield) I can find... plus your former church on occasion. No one reads as insane even remotely.

Correction, one does. YOU.

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So it wasn't a small community that you saw maybe once a week that thought you were clearly on drugs and losing your mind, it was your family.

Oh, well, that's better.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I´d bet this is in regard to coca leaves, which they chew it over there. There is also coca tea which I find is a pretty good substitute for coffee but not very common in my country.

Coca leaf is also pretty nutritious too, it's a win-win combination of stimulant and edible food. Like a lot of psychoactive substances the problems only start to emerge when you extract and make it more concentrated or alter it chemically to be even more psychoactive.

E.g. lethal cases of alcohol withdrawal like DTs were basically nonexistent until distilled liquor became widely available and cheap. Same with opium until it began to be refined into opioids and new synthetic ones with much more effective action became available. Or synthetic cannabinoids, and so on.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Correction, one does. YOU.

Insane person's literal delusions? Rekieta are you saying that you're innocent of the charges that you plead guilty to, before sentencing? Is that a smart thing to do?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick's "inkaws" are being demonized now.

I have a feeling that "[my] retarded in-law that had a psychotic break from reality" is a very common descriptor for Nick by the Slettas and Woltjers.

PROJECTION, your honor.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I dunno whether he was shitposting, or whether he's goddamned Nostradamus, but that's pretty impressive with what we know now. Bravo.

This man's wisdom is underrated

Reminder that he made this video chronologically right after he met Kayla and Nick irl.