Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[MerriedxReldnahc]

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My first thought on reading Kelly trying to (poorly) manage anger and violent thoughts is that excersize is fucking fantastic for that. You don't even need to be running marathons and bench pressing oxen. Just going for a walk and being out of the house is so rejuvinating. Who cares about troon shit when you can look at neat rocks?!

My painting teacher in college was very firm in the belief that everyone needs an outlet for their anger, negativity, etc. and if you can't find one that works for you, you better get a big-ass punching bag. Hell, you might need a punching bag regardless. Kelly could cut down on her daily McDonald's to save up for one to throttle on fatly in her moments of anger.

But at the end of the day Kelly is the type of person who wants to be a human slug and activly hates the concept of self-improvement and as much as she wallows in self-loathing she takes offense to the idea that any of it could POSSIBLY be her own problem and fixable by her.

Tldr: Kelly is fat

 

[Berserker Armor]

Middle schoolers are the meanest people on Earth. I only wish Trump was doing something about THEM.

Forget about the trannies, trump is gonna round up the middle schoolers for their crimes (being at the asshole stage of human development)!! Kids named Hayden, Jaylen and Greyson you are days are numbered!

She'd be constantly switching between tmi and lecturing people on their privilege. It's Sunday afternoon, a neighbour politely greets her and attempts to make small talk, and next thing the neighbour knows they're getting an in depth lecture on Gaza and white, thin privilege. Unbearable.

oh 100%. it’s also totally possible that there have been negative interactions with the girls and neighborhood kids. Which I’m sure Kelly handled poorly.

Anyway neighbor guy is def covering for those boys because he hates Kelly. Based lol

 

[Ass Dan]

Oh wow, snotnosed brats ringing your doorbell and calling you fat. Harrowing. Your neighbors aren't helping you because this isn't a real problem. Get a Ring camera and post the footage on Nextdoor like all the other fragile morons in your community.

 

[Clotso Coof]

We need to hear detailed stories about why the neighbors hate her. Even through her self pity filter, it will be hilarious.

We also need more stories about which particular members of her family hate her, and why. Wasn't she told by several to shut up with the kill whitey shit at Thanksgiving a couple years ago?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Is anyone surprised the neighbors and their kids don’t like her? I doubt there’s such a thing as a casual, neighborly chat with her. I guarantee she immediately turns any such thing into an attempt to talk about Big Issues and of course, entertaining no views but her own.

And good Lord, does she have to view ANY talk of food or diets as sort of attack on her? Rhetorical question… of course she does.

I’m trying to think how a middle schooler would view her and it’s not hard. An enormous, lumpen monster with a bizarre affect and inability to socialize with any age group normally.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I like how the neighbours don't like her either

One post I recall reading on her Tumblr was a lengthy airing of her grievances against the former owners of hers and Jerry's house for not leaving behind detailed instructions on how to identify and care for the plants in the beautifully landscaped yard, full of various shrubs and flowers.

The previous owners were to blame, Kelly insisted, for the fact that the Lenzas' yard started looking like shit, with some things overgrown and others dying, earning them negative comnents from the neighbors. She didn't mention it, but if there's a homeowners' association, it would have demanded they clean up their yard and maintain it properly, and issued them fines for not doing so.

If you live in a nice suburban neighborhood, you're going to earn your neighbors' dislike by shitting it up with an unkempt yard, and other messes (junk left on the porch; deferred maintenance; visible signs of sloppy habits that can be seen in the windows, such as bedsheets used as curtains or trash on the windowsills). Suburbanites like things tidy; they think about things like property values, and anybody who brings down the "tone" of the neighborhood is in for a rough time.

If you can't handle keeping up appearances, don't move to a nice suburb. Kelly, being a fat slob who is raising obese, semi-feral kids with severe emotional and behavioral issues due to their upbringing, and who is no doubt an insufferably sanctimonious Woketard IRL, and who can't watch gardening videos on YouTube to figure out how to maintain her once-nice yard? Fuck yeah, her neighbors are going to have nothing but contempt for her, and their kids are going to know that there's something really fucked up about the Lenza family. And Kelly, being the gross fat lady nobody likes, is going to be the easiest target for middle-schoolers in the neighborhood to pick on.

I wonder if any of her neighbors have googled her, found this thread, and are marveling at what a shitshow the Lenza household really is.

 

[stupid frog]

I wonder if any of her neighbors have googled her, found this thread, and are marveling at what a shitshow the Lenza household really is.

This would be amazing lmao

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

@Berserker Armor

It’s amazing that after reading how underfunded shelters are to the point where no-kill shelters are turning away animals to their demise, Kelly concludes that the righteous thing to do is to not to donate to shelters at all.

I can’t stand people who say HeLp HoOmAnS fIrSt. It’s just away of disparaging animal welfare causes as unimportant, and implying that the people who care about animals don’t care about humans.

Caring about animals takes nothing away from humans. That’s like saying before donating to soup kitchens we should focus on curing cancer first. It’s not either or. One cause is not related to the other.

Animals have next to no rights, are defenceless and are completely at the mercy of humans. Most of their suffering is caused by human interference, somewhere along the line. They need and deserve help.

(The OP Kelly quoted is not incorrect, but her wrath should not be directed at “animal rights activists”. It’s not them demanding no kill shelters, but animal-loving normies who don’t understand logistics).

 

[Berserker Armor]

For this I have no words. I just want to highlight the phrase "I needed to speak up and eventually get me and my kid out."

Spoiler: Your child is being bullied, Kelly but okay

Tonight I took my kid to a kid Valentine's Day party and it devolved into host kid "roasting" the others and it turned into saying fat is ugly and fat is ugly like (my kid's) mom. Let the first one slide but spoke up after the second. Became clear none of the other adults were gonna back me up. So we left.

If the stupid fatphobic ding dong ditcher hadn't hit yesterday today might've been something I could get thru without feeling like I needed to speak up and eventually get me and my kid out.

I think the most exhausting part is just like. Ppl act like I'm fucking crazy and overreacting. You get ppl harassing you in your home - to your face - in other ppl's homes - in public - you probably would be fucking angry and tired of dealing with this too.

But also even tho I feel ashamed and bad I also am just angry and tired. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of sitting thru it.

I'm tired of letting ppl get away with being silent and looking away uncomfortably bcuz they have to witness the shit they teach themselves and their kids. You won't be embarrassed of your kid being shitty to party guests if you don't teach your kid it's ok to comment on ppl's bodies. Go fig

But don’t worry I guess the ding dong ditching wasn’t so bad cuz she kept posting like this

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Like most deathfats, Kelly has a disappointing, if not surprising, lack of ass.

Kelly is openly obsessed with anal, and I have noticed that most shit stabbers have flat or concave behinds. It’s like the stretching of the pelvic floor to accommodate the dick leads the glutes to be unsupported.

Doubters only need to observe faggots - or Lindsay Lohan post Dubai porta-potty - to witness this phenomenon.

 

[Ass Dan]

I think the most exhausting part is just like. Ppl act like I'm fucking crazy and overreacting. You get ppl harassing you in your home - to your face - in other ppl's homes - in public - you probably would be fucking angry and tired of dealing with this too.

But also even tho I feel ashamed and bad I also am just angry and tired. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of sitting thru it.

She's reading her thread again.

Hi, Kelly. Here's the thing. You ARE fat and ugly (on the inside and the outside). If you're tired of this shit - which, yes, I would be as well if I were you - be a better person. Do the work to take care of your mental and physical health, and don't just default to escaping into risky self-destructive sex with people who don't care about you. Be a more attentive parent and spouse. These problems you are having are created and perpetuated by your own behavior. The power to change this is in your hands.

 

[Clotso Coof]

"Staggeringly Horny at Target Pharmacy" sounds like the worst punk band ever.

But unless she's larping, I'll consider the "too horny to go inside the store" comment as confirmation she's buying drugs from her freak hookups. Major meth vibes. Perhaps the hookup app arc is really a drug binge with strangers arc.

 

[Angry New Ager]

"Staggeringly Horny at Target Pharmacy" sounds like the worst punk band ever.

But unless she's larping, I'll consider the "too horny to go inside the store" comment as confirmation she's buying drugs from her freak hookups. Major meth vibes. Perhaps the hookup app arc is really a drug binge with strangers arc.

I assume her horniness is because she's on testosterone; it boosts one's sex drive like crazy.

 

[cherrysour]

Tonight I took my kid to a kid Valentine's Day party and it devolved into host kid "roasting" the others and it turned into saying fat is ugly and fat is ugly like (my kid's) mom. Let the first one slide but spoke up after the second. Became clear none of the other adults were gonna back me up. So we left.

I'm going to go ahead and press X on this. A kid said, in Kelly's presence, that not only is fat ugly but that Kelly herself is ugly? Horseshit. Kids are truthtellers, but they aren't that brave.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm going to go ahead and press X on this. A kid said, in Kelly's presence, that not only is fat ugly but that Kelly herself is ugly? Horseshit. Kids are truthtellers, but they aren't that brave.

So you're pretty clearly a woman and don't have sons over 7 yet. Guys will 100% do this at a young age before they mature mentally, but can run away from the victim.

Like legit good guys have done this. I don't care what lies your dad or boyfriend told you.

 

[brooky]

Especially if the kids have overheard the parents say mean things about someone.

"Hey my dad said you're so fat and ugly that your blood is pure maple syrup and your husband won't play with you, is that true???"

 

[LonesomeDud]

Especially if the kids have overheard the parents say mean things about someone.

"Hey my dad said you're so fat and ugly that your blood is pure maple syrup and your husband won't play with you, is that true???"

Oh yeah. That's like a blank check if your parents laugh about them. It probably happened exactly like Kelly said. I'm surprised.

 

[stupid frog]

Kelly deserves to be bullied by children.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm surprised no pearl clutchers minded Kelly being high and posting at a green light.

 

[YouTube Autist]

For this I have no words. I just want to highlight the phrase "I needed to speak up and eventually get me and my kid out."
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Spoiler: Your child is being bullied, Kelly but okay

Tonight I took my kid to a kid Valentine's Day party and it devolved into host kid "roasting" the others and it turned into saying fat is ugly and fat is ugly like (my kid's) mom. Let the first one slide but spoke up after the second. Became clear none of the other adults were gonna back me up. So we left.

If the stupid fatphobic ding dong ditcher hadn't hit yesterday today might've been something I could get thru without feeling like I needed to speak up and eventually get me and my kid out.

I think the most exhausting part is just like. Ppl act like I'm fucking crazy and overreacting. You get ppl harassing you in your home - to your face - in other ppl's homes - in public - you probably would be fucking angry and tired of dealing with this too.

But also even tho I feel ashamed and bad I also am just angry and tired. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of sitting thru it.

I'm tired of letting ppl get away with being silent and looking away uncomfortably bcuz they have to witness the shit they teach themselves and their kids. You won't be embarrassed of your kid being shitty to party guests if you don't teach your kid it's ok to comment on ppl's bodies. Go fig

But don’t worry I guess the ding dong ditching wasn’t so bad cuz she kept posting like this

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I'd love to hear a more objective second perspective on the event Kelly's describing in the first post. Some of the most interesting lolcow moments occur when you have both the delusional lolcow-viewpoint version of an event and an objective record of the event, like with some of Russell Greer's legal antics that were documented by the courts and the news media. Was there rampant bullying and insult-slinging? Or did Kelly simply overhear a kid saying "So-and-so's mom is fat! Ew!" and grow that into a tale of persecution? Either is possible.

Re: the latter posts, I am personally acquainted with a female who is taking testosterone for gender identity reasons, and, like with Kelly, there is something very strange about getting that mindset of "I'm horny I'm horny I'm horny I'M HORNY I'M HORNY I'M HORNY" from an older person. It's a normal way to be if you're a 14-year-old boy; it's not normal if you're in your 30s or 40s.