Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His "amish moment" looks like 8 year old me doing late homework 30 minutes before class

8 year old you was a billion times smarter than fatty

 

[AnOminous]

I mean I'm not into sportsball but I would think a real fan would be into the game and the food is only there as an extra. All this goes to show is Fatty is using this as an excuse to gorge himself on meat and grease.

I know people who really go all out on the Super Bowl party food to the point people who don't even like sportsball show up. Scalfani is someone whose food you'd use to get people out of your house, though.

What's wrong with MSG?

Absolutely nothing, any more than there is with salt. In its place. If you like umami/savory, it's concentrated (albeit a bit one-note) umami. Salt and savory are absolute necessities in almost all meat dishes. In fact, the GUD MEET Jagoff loves so much comes with its own.

Most of these recipes have ingredients that have MSG in them anyway, MSG is just a way to concentrate that and a nice shortcut. I usually prefer to use the natural ingredients with MSG in them, but there's nothing wrong with shaking a bit of Accent (basically MSG) into something if it's late in the cooking and just lacking that last bit of savory you want.

Emphasis: a bit.

MSG is a cheap hack that makes everything palatable. Any cook that relies on MSG is a shit cook. Plus it makes everything taste like cheap Chinese takeout.

This got more negrates than it deserves, but it's sort of like cornstarch. I don't care how good a cook you are, I mean unless you're some 3 star Michelin chef or some shit (sort of like how everyone online never bangs anything but perfect 10s), but sometimes, you get to the end of cooking something and it's just less than perfect.

And if it's not a complete trainwreck, it can be saved with a simple cheap hack. If it is, do it.

Are you saying anyone who uses fish sauce is a shit cook? Because it's packed with MSG. How about cheese for a dressing? Cheese has loads of MSG too, the more the longer it's fermented. Do you like steak? It has plenty of MSG. Mushrooms? Part of why they're good in savory dishes is, you guessed it, MSG.

And compare the Kewpie mayonnaise with MSG to the American version. It just isn't as good. Sometimes, artificially added MSG is a good thing.

MSG is just a little cheat code to add umami flavor to a dish. There's nothing wrong with it, but people tend to overuse it thanks to cooktubers like that obnoxious Uncle Roger

That's why you're better off using it by using other ingredients that already contain it, and if you have to resort to Accent, TINY amounts. Sort of like using cornstarch to thicken up gravy when you realize the gravy you need in two minutes to finish the meal is too thin but you need it in two minutes.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I know people who really go all out on the Super Bowl party food to the point people who don't even like sportsball show up. Scalfani is someone whose food you'd use to get people out of your house, though.

Although if they ate his food, they'd probably end up comatose and have to leave the house in an ambulance

 

[AnOminous]

I hope he eats them soon and dies as a result

Pretty sure he used them in the hexclad video where, conveniently, suddenly he had to cook eggs five different ways.

 

[souschef]

Pretty sure he used them in the hexclad video where, conveniently, suddenly he had to cook eggs five different ways.

That's actually very sneaky and intelligent for Jack's standards

 

[AnOminous]

I'm only slightly surprised since Jack does sometimes pull down videos whenever they completely prove to be lethal due to him fucking up that hard. He did that with his botched canning video for example, and he did redo pickling at one point since he was so dumb that he forgot to put vinegar into the pickling liquid.

It takes massive humiliation. He wasn't always this bad about it, though. As an example, he did do a redo of Yorkshire pudding where he still fucked it up (of course), but not as pathetically as the first time.

My guess is he'll still probably either still use lime juice on eggs he managed to get his hands on, or he's just going to do costco eggs again like a moron, lie about it by not showing the packaging, but actually use the lime rock.

Amish Month is also probably going to be egg month, since my next prediction is this lazy fuck will just then pickle them since that avoids cooking too. Then probably some shitty product review of an item from that country store as well.

The Amish don't deserve this. I'm just glad almost none of them are going to see it or they might renounce pacifism.

Jack's stammering absence of grammar or coherent thought led me to transcribe the educational summary for anyone sharing my curiosity or frustration:

You know, if I wanted to use Artificial Stupidity to get completely bogus nonsense about a subject, I could just use it. I don't need it to be filtered through a stroked out mental retard first.

 

[abobe]

Unexpected F as in Frank stream tonight, so I'm having to watch the VOD.

• Jack gets upset that X-Men has made Storm a black character, instead of her usual white character. Jimmy corrects him but Jack smugly asks AI and is humbled.
• Jack says as a matter of fact that Kendrick Lamar is a mumble rapper.
• Garrett gets along with Hispanics and Jack Jr gets along with blacks. Jack thinks that it is okay that Jr says the "n word" only to his black friends and he only says it out of respect to them.

I gave up halfway through.

edit: I turned it back on, Jack is getting into his conspiretard self. Jack asks "If the mooning landing is real, how come you can't see the American flag with a telescope? nowhere".

 

[souschef]

Jack gets upset that X-Men has made Storm a black character, instead of her usual white character.

Jack is like 60 years old and still cares about capeshit. It's cringe already seeing a 30 years old something doing that..

 

[Tiresome]

I love telling friends and family about the latest thing Jack has done because they manifestly refuse to believe he's not doing some sort of op, that it's not a bit. They literally cannot accept that a living breathing human person can be that stupid in that many ways.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack gets upset that X-Men has made Storm a black character, instead of her usual white character. Jimmy corrects him but Jack smugly asks AI and is humbled.

It's really telling that he would see any black superhero and automatically think "DEI replacement" is very telling.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Yep, that was literally part of his plan. Get a ton of famous people there. Most of the famous people who went there had nothing to do with the diddling, but he brought them there because then so many famous people where there and it muddies the water as to who did the diddling and who didn't. He also was a big fan of being influential and was a fan of science so he brought a ton of scientists there to discuss there interests and would fund them if he thought they were neat projects.

That's why the whole "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST" is retarded. Most people who were there had no idea what was going on.

Plus you notice that fatty never brings up that his lord and savior Donald Trump was on Epstein's plane and island a whole bunch and that there's an actual accusation from of the victims there against him

It’s more like a Mossad party than a Lolita party. Epstein said it best himself. He collected people, not money or objects.


That was Epstein’s Job. And like anyone else with a job, he had a boss….and it all points back to Mega Group connections. So this is beyond diddlers. This goes deep into Into international influence and intelligence peddling. In other words, espionage.


He May had liked science. But like economics professionals and scientists, people in those fields have acknowledged that Jeffrey didn’t know his egg from his dick.


Also, Stephen Hawking had been well known to be a monger/hobbyist since the 1990’s. Who would had known that fucking escorts could actually be enjoyable!?
?


“BBBBBUT BBBBBUT BLUMPH WAS THERE TOO!“ No shit. Don’t care

Unexpected F as in Frank stream tonight, so I'm having to watch the VOD.

• Jack gets upset that X-Men has made Storm a black character, instead of her usual white character. Jimmy corrects him but Jack smugly asks AI and is humbled.
• Jack says as a matter of fact that Kendrick Lamar is a mumble rapper.
• Garrett gets along with Hispanics and Jack Jr gets along with blacks. Jack thinks that it is okay that Jr says the "n word" only to his black friends and he only says it out of respect to them.

I gave up halfway through.

edit: I turned it back on, Jack is getting into his conspiretard self. Jack asks "If the mooning landing, how come you can't see the American flag with a telescope? nowhere".

Respec nooga (dabs internally)

 

[Marc]

I love telling friends and family about the latest thing Jack has done because they manifestly refuse to believe he's not doing some sort of op, that it's not a bit. They literally cannot accept that a living breathing human person can be that stupid in that many ways.

The only person I regularly discuss Jack with IRL rightfully hates my guts for it. I myself regularly feel an overwhelming impulse to punch Jack’s colostomy bag when I hear his lies going sour before they can even leave the working half of his mouth.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack privated the lime water egg video. He also posted this on Facebook:

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Guess we're getting a redo. Odds of him actually owning his fuck-up?

Such a thin skinned little bitch.

And you look up farmers in your area that sell you farm fresh eggs with the bloom still on them. You know, like the ones he claimed to have gotten and stressed were needed? I literally just Googled and a dozen places came up near Nashville.

But no. He's not going to admit he fucked up., That ship sailed long ago.

I know people who really go all out on the Super Bowl party food to the point people who don't even like sportsball show up. Scalfani is someone whose food you'd use to get people out of your house, though.

But that I can understand. You're there with your buddies, there's good food, beer and you're hanging out more than anything else while sportsball plays and you have the added bonus of seeing the latest Super Bowl commercials which often times can be very interesting and almost entertaining.

Fatty Scalfatty is just using it as an excuse to eat mass quantities of meat and lust after the football players and wishing he could be at the bottom of that big man pile when a tackle happens.

Jack gets upset that X-Men has made Storm a black character, instead of her usual white character.

The fuck? Okay maybe he's never read the comics but in every single X-men movie and cartoon Storm has ALWAYS been black.

Jack asks "If the mooning landing, how come you can't see the American flag with a telescope? nowhere".

Of course this faggot thinks you'd be able to see a flag from an Earth based telescope. I seriously wonder if he thinks science is the same as magic?

 

[Hamstirer]

He did that with his botched canning video

How did he fuck up canning? I must have missed that one, got a link?

 

[souschef]

The only person I regularly discuss Jack with IRL rightfully hates my guts for it. I myself regularly feel an overwhelming impulse to punch Jack’s colostomy bag when I hear his lies going sour before they can even leave the working half of his mouth.

I enjoy casually throwing Jacks videos on my colleagues group and everyone just laugh their ass off watching it. We even try to guess what dumb shit he'll do next while watching, and usually Jack's stupidity exceeds our expectations. We even have a recurring joke in the kitchen consisting of someone randomly saying "what would jack do?" and everyone has a laugh.

Be proud Jack, you're bringing joy to people from other continents

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Unexpected F as in Frank stream tonight, so I'm having to watch the VOD.

• Jack gets upset that X-Men has made Storm a black character, instead of her usual white character. Jimmy corrects him but Jack smugly asks AI and is humbled.
• Jack says as a matter of fact that Kendrick Lamar is a mumble rapper.
• Garrett gets along with Hispanics and Jack Jr gets along with blacks. Jack thinks that it is okay that Jr says the "n word" only to his black friends and he only says it out of respect to them.

I gave up halfway through.

edit: I turned it back on, Jack is getting into his conspiretard self. Jack asks "If the mooning landing is real, how come you can't see the American flag with a telescope? nowhere".

Is Kenrick Lamar not a mumble rapper?

 

[Delayed Breathing]

How did he fuck up canning? I must have missed that one, got a link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpKv1Rm0E this one

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Fatty is such an idiot. He immediately believes anything that matches his bias and you're stupid if you don't immediately follow along.


He'd just say it's fake news.


This is all Fatty's research, "Hey Siri... (*asks question*)" or he asks his pastor or his brother,


How retarded do you have to be to equate the fruit with limestone? Water glassing eggs is an old way of keeping eggs for a long time. And it's usually 12-18 months with two years considered the max. Not 15 years. The acid from the limes will probably dissolve the calcium in the shells leaving him with oddly rubbery eggs.

Every time I don't think he can get stupider he proves me wrong.

How about making home made pickles while unironically omitting vinegar……
(And blanching the cukes)

 

[mawrieposter]

I wish Jack had been discovered before a-logging was invented, it would be so unbelievably easy to trick him into trooning out or becoming a Muslim

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I wish Jack had been discovered before a-logging was invented, it would be so unbelievably easy to trick him into trooning out or becoming a Muslim

Well his kids are on the cusp of those accomplishments, so give him some credit here