DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Brother Wind]

I hope an actual chess tuber does a TIHYDP.

Sadly, there just isn't much they could say. He literally just moved pieces randomly. Which isn't a surprise when you have little concept of how they move and no idea which piece is the King.

But it might be the biggest gap between the any lie he has told and the truth. I refuse to believe he has ever beaten any sapient creature in chess. Maybe not even sentient....

 

[Comma]

ive never seen a single other streamer that talks about money even 1/100th of the time this stupid nigger does
do his dents really like hearing about "support" and "contributions" the entire time?

DSP explained how and why this works on yesterday's early stream:

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The retard rant was something else, arguing in circles just to avoid saying "it's fine when I do it". Whether or not you think it's ok to use, I can't see how anyone can do so not thinking it's offensive. By his logic it's not offensive to call a gay person a faggot, because it just describes what they are, and that word has alternate meanings anyway.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I still can't believe he does this daily wrap shit. Streamers that stream longer, with more varied schedules and big audiences don't do this stuff. this dude really just loves recording himself talk lmao

He doesn't have anyone else to talk to. It is......therapeutic to him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I still can't believe he does this daily wrap shit. Streamers that stream longer, with more varied schedules and big audiences don't do this stuff. this dude really just loves recording himself talk lmao

It's even worse when you consider the Daily Crap's purpose and what his streams usually look like. Its purpose is to recap what was said and done on the two schtreems. However, he already recaps and repeats the same shit multiple times a day. At the beginning of the copecast he recaps what happened yesterday, at the end of the copecast he recaps the copecast and sometimes even recaps what happened yesterday. When the day stream ends, he recaps the copecast and the day stream. When the night stream begins, he recaps the copecast and the day stream, then at the end of the night stream, he recaps his entire streaming day, then he does it again on the daily crap. If there is some sort of overarching goal he has in mind (and currently DSP has finally completely adopted the gacha model of there ALWAYS being special events that you need to SPEND SPEND SPEND for) then it's recapped and once again explained at every recap point: the beginning and the end of the copecast, the beginning and the end of the day stream, the beginning and the end of the night stream and on the daily crap.

18th century Prussian line infantrymen weren't drilled in marching, maneuvering, adopting defensive formations, aiming, firing, reloading the musket or bayonet charging as extensively and as frequently as DSP drills the dents in how to give him money and what the rewards are and how many times they have to give him enough money to hit the goals.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Yeah, in the past 2 or so months he has spiraled fast. A few years back you could map out his spaz attacks but this time it's just constant. Phil is expecting $2600+ from 3 people which is about the average monthly salary and the longer detractors will have insight but I think I am correct. There are only 2 older whales left and historically they used to pay a lot more. I still think the Kino collab was a whale run that had no real success because he spent it all. I had an older Tevin video and the increase in the begging to the pubg videos is wild.

I think Phil is gouting too close to the sun though. He is emulating Dale a lot lately which honestly makes me think he masturbates to him, we know he has been caught watching interracial porn and we know he has watched gay interracial porn. Dale for some reason created such a narcissistic injury that there is more to it than Phil is racist. I think personally the racist jabs are a cover up for his insecurity at not only having a small penis but his desire for being fucked by black men. Mind bleach aside Dale catches strays from TOS constantly and Phil is entering a zone where he could lose his Youtube streaming privileges which would end him now. He is also securing enemies on Kick because I think the Steve interview is a rous cruise, he took the bait and is going to get rinsed. KC seem to be prepping to leave him too as they call him out constantly now and they both seem tired even listening to him.

I do have a feeling though the extra hard begging is because of taxes and he has realized how fucked he is in that area.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If someone has an Amazon wishlist, and receives an item off of the list from a retard, AND if the recipient returns it for any reason who get's the Amazon credit? Amazon returns are fairly easy IF it is an item Amazon itself has in inventory.

i.e.- can a dirty moob ridden agoraphobic chronic masturbator venture into the land of returns.

No. The gift sender would get the funds back, they may then spend them as they wish.

Do I think anything juicy will come out of it?

Same reservations were expressed about the Sidescrollers and that is still generating salt and gold dust to this day. Maybe it's time for a sequel?

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Phil's rant yesterday where he claimed going to the doctor is for "sissies". Yeah phil getting treatment and medication for health issues is for pussies, real mature adults just sit around crying about how much their neck and back hurts all the time without doing anything about it.

This guy needs some real adversity in his life at some point to give him a wakeup call. He's in his 40s and still has the worldview of a child. There's so much shitty stuff that can happen to you when it comes to health, going to the doctor, even as a precautionary thing, is something you just have to do when something isn't right with your body.

If someone spends 30 minutes telling you about how much their neck hurts and how they have nerve pain in their arms and hands, telling them they should see a doctor is probably the most reasonable response. I'm not sure why phil would lash out about that advice.

The mental health decline has been wild. These meltdowns are getting more frequent and bizarre.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Phil's rant yesterday where he claimed going to the doctor is for "sissies". Yeah phil getting treatment and medication for health issues is for pussies, real mature adults just sit around crying about how much their neck and back hurts all the time without doing anything about it.

This guy needs some real adversity in his life at some point to give him a wakeup call. He's in his 40s and still has the worldview of a child. There's so much shitty stuff that can happen to you when it comes to health, going to the doctor, even as a precautionary thing, is something you just have to do when something isn't right with your body.

If someone spends 30 minutes telling you about how much their neck hurts and how they have nerve pain in their arms and hands, telling them they should see a doctor is probably the most reasonable response. I'm not sure why phil would lash out about that advice.

The mental health decline has been wild. These meltdowns are getting more frequent and bizarre.

He's afraid of going to the doctor so he copes by trying to pass it off as a "manly" and "adult" thing to do. Sadly all of life's problems can't be fixed by something found on amazon or by ignoring the issue till it goes away.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He's afraid of going to the doctor so he copes by trying to pass it off as a "manly" and "adult" thing to do. Sadly all of life's problems can't be fixed by something found on amazon or by ignoring the issue till it goes away.

Is he more afraid of social interaction with the doctors and random people, or the co-pay?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Is he more afraid of social interaction with the doctors and random people, or the co-pay?

Definitely the social interaction. Phil will endlessly complain about the most minor of health issues and is fine with ordering whatever over the counter stuff he thinks will fix it on Amazon. Sometimes not even medicine, he bought those ridiculous headphones cause he thought it would help with his ear infections. Because he has no value of money and just treats it as something he's entitled to every single day, he's absolutely fine spending it. Just so long as its on himself. I mean, heck, he already tried to money his way out of neck pains by buying some overpriced pillow.

But leaving the house and talking to people? Now that's something Phil can't abide.

 

[Nate Dingus]

A visit to the doctractor would also result in a number of Hurtful Truths that Phil could not handle. Like "muscle atrophy doesn't count as weight loss".

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

February always has been his weak month, unlike previous years though his number of whales is significantly down. I don't think there's anything special to it.

However it's clear his mental health is declining. Now we're getting almost dailies unhinged rants.

It's funny how February is a bad month, it's not like his dents have Valentine's to spend money on. I can't wait for Phil to lash out next and bring that up.
"C'mon guys, none of you have girlfriends or a mo-wife like I do so let's get some support. We need to hit 12 more goals so I can buy a $19.99 box of chocolates from Walgreens for the next DSP Tries it."

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

A visit to the doctractor would also result in a number of Hurtful Truths that Phil could not handle. Like "muscle atrophy doesn't count as weight loss".

“Phil, medically speaking, your tits are big as fuck!” - Dr D. Tracktor

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Instead I’ll offer something else to laugh at. I love how a consistent thing about Phillip is how he thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes

He's like a dented Alex Jones. At least Jones has his reporters/insiders feeding him the information he rants with, Phil's flying monkeys just stalk detractors in a "secret" discord server and "leak" it to him (oh, the irony!)

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I did some googling on the european snacks situation and it looks like DSP got a Turkish snacks box, nothing really european about it... But well what can you expect from a retard that can't place half of european countries on a map.

If you're curious here's the link to amazon

And since we're doing petty investigations at the CIA here's a side by side comparison of pigler's box and the turkish box amazon's listing

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I did some googling on the european snacks situation and it looks like DSP got a Turkish snacks box, nothing really european about it... But well what can you expect from a retard that can't place half of european countries on a map.

If you're curious here's the link to amazon

And since we're doing petty investigations at the CIA here's a side by side comparison of pigler's box and the turkish box amazon's listing
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It's all chocolate bars bro what the fuck.

 

[Lady Adjani]

It's all chocolate bars bro what the fuck.

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Gourmet european-style chocolate

Can’t wait for the inevitable dental emergency when his army green teeth finally start causing him pain.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I did some googling on the european snacks situation and it looks like DSP got a Turkish snacks box, nothing really european about it... But well what can you expect from a retard that can't place half of european countries on a map.

If you're curious here's the link to amazon

And since we're doing petty investigations at the CIA here's a side by side comparison of pigler's box and the turkish box amazon's listing
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Eurasia International Snack Box, European Chocolates and Wafers, 25 Count Turkish Chocolate Candy Box, Foreign Chocolates Variety Pack for Adults and Kids, Foreign Candy Gift Box, Foreign Snacks Box from Around the World

Holy keywordese. Since it was Turkish I was hoping he would get Topkek and I'd at least get a chuckle, but it looks like it's just chocolate. Oh well.
>inb4 he bitches about it melting

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

It's all chocolate bars bro what the fuck.

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I bough...was gifted a Turkish snack box and the idiots didn't even put any turkey in it! Khet is literally crying downstairs right now.