Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

Something that's always bothered me is how he still hasn't figured out that it would be infinitely more engaging if he clearly read aloud the question that was asked in chat.

We’ve barely scraped the surface of how fucking retarded he is. The reality is so much worse than we can see.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack should eat a lot more salt. Like he should be mainlining maruchan.
Junior should say the nigger word to every black person he meets as a tolerance test.

Slavic Patronym I don't like the cut of your jib.
(One of the highlights of the livestream used to be people burning out asking Jack to tell a ghost story. He'd make a face like he shit his pants as he banned them.)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack should eat a lot more salt. Like he should be mainlining maruchan.
Junior should say the nigger word to every black person he meets as a tolerance test.

Slavic Patronym I don't like the cut of your jib.
(One of the highlights of the livestream used to be people burning out asking Jack to tell a ghost story. He'd make a face like he shit his pants as he banned them.)

I was hoping that fatty would eat one of those lime water eggs in a month

 

[ZipDisk]

That's fair. Some people were talking about Rob doing the video right, but they forget black Christmas Rob. Specifically, Rob sent a chocolate Advent calendar to a diabetic.

Shit, now I have to go listen to black celebration by depeche mode.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpKv1Rm0E this one

I haven't canned stuff before, what was done wrong here? She seemed pretty knowledgeable, at least?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was hoping that fatty would eat one of those lime water eggs in a month

That would have been funny to see him say how good and fresh and not at all spoiled it tasted.

But knowing him there would be a cut between the time he got the egg and cracked it into the pan as he just got another Costco egg and used that instead,

 

[Super Hans v2]

(One of the highlights of the livestream used to be people burning out asking Jack to tell a ghost story. He'd make a face like he shit his pants as he banned them.)

Is there a story behind that, or was it just Jack getting offended at innocuous things like usual?

 

[Adamska]

Jack will be the patient zero for Diabetes 2

He's been diabetic since like 2008 dude; it was one of his first blog posts back when he ran one for Cooking With Fat. He just doesn't mention it because then he'd have to explain all the coffee creamers and sugar rubs he keeps buying.

Also it's fucking comical that he thought Storm ever was white. Especially since I'd not be shocked that he at least watched the movies from the 2000s, if not read or watched the cartoons.

 

[Sneedmiser]

He's been diabetic since like 2008 dude; it was one of his first blog posts back when he ran one for Cooking With Fat. He just doesn't mention it because then he'd have to explain all the coffee creamers and sugar rubs he keeps buying.

Gee I wonder if horking down sugar and mainlining salt can catastrophically exacerbate vascular problems like diabetes and cause heart and brain health issues? No, probably not, it was the sugar-free energy drinks.

 

[Tiresome]

That's fair. Some people were talking about Rob doing the video right, but they forget black Christmas Rob. Specifically, Rob sent a chocolate Advent calendar to a diabetic.

Shit, now I have to go listen to black celebration by depeche mode.

He sent a coffee Advent calendar. Rob doesn't want Jack dead, Rob can be simultaneously a good person and a troll contemptuous of Jack, both are possible.

 

[LifeAlert]

From Jack's twatter:

https://archive.ph/DwbB5

1:02 PM · Feb 11, 2025
So today Jack jr is 25. All grown up. He’s even now teaching me a new hung or two. So proud of him and his accomplishments. Happy Birthday son. It’s been a pleasure to have you in our lives. You are a blessing. Enjoy your 25th. Now call your auto insurance company . Love you.

https://archive.ph/nzxnk

10:24 PM · Feb 11, 2025
Remember when the Government put money in your pocket? Oh, that’s right. It was their pockets.

 

[AnOminous]

Storm the comic book character turns 50 years old this May, has been black since the first issue, in-universe is (I'm pretty sure) descended from African royalty, and has ONLY ever been portrayed by black actresses. Does everyone know who Storm from X-Men is? No. But the Venn diagram of people who DO know who she is and who DON'T know she's a hot black weather witch has basically got to be two separate circles.

Jagoff is like an even more ignorant version of the worst type of goobergrabbler who starts screeching autistically if they see a black person in a game, even if there's nothing remotely woke about it.

How did he fuck up canning? I must have missed that one, got a link?

He fucked it up so badly it was basically guaranteed botulism. Not his usual chicken roulette where so far he's lucked out and the ball has never landed in the salmonella slot.

People in the comments sections were basically screaming DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON and YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE YOU IDIOT and even Jack deleted it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpKv1Rm0E this one

This isn't the one. The canning video that was guaranteed death was years ago and he deleted it.

 

[Super Hans v2]

From Jack's twatter:

https://archive.ph/nzxnk

Yes, Jack, governments function by taking TamHam's your and others' money and paying for what they do. Expecting Feds to give you money for nothing is nigger behavior.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yes, Jack, governments function by taking TamHam's your and others' money and paying for what they do. Expecting Feds to give you money for nothing is nigger behavior.

Jack is fine with handouts when he gets them. Just like all MAGA trash

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

From Jack's twatter:

https://archive.ph/DwbB5

https://archive.ph/nzxnk

25 years old and his biggest accomplishment is being a nigger out of high school.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

25 years old and his biggest accomplishment is being a nigger out of high school.

And getting married to his beard. Never forget that.

 

[abobe]

From Jack's twatter:

https://archive.ph/DwbB5

https://archive.ph/nzxnk

"a new hung" I don't even think it was a typo for Jack, because he didn't misspell anything else. He always has cock on his mind.

"It’s been a pleasure to have you in our lives" is such a weird thing to say? It has been a pleasure? That is something you say to a friend or co-worker. "Blessing" fits in there perfectly when talking about your family member, but Jack fumbles the birthday message and made a whole new sentence using blessing.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I think there's been one or two comic storylines where Storm is the victim of a body swap plotline between her and Emma Frost, of all fucking people, but I'm electing to ignore that because that's retarded. I guess let's put it this way, there's never been an incarnation of the X-Men where she wasn't black to start with, which sounds weird when I say it like that but eh.

I doubt Jack ever read any of the comics I'm referring to either.

 

[myhairisonfire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpKv1Rm0E this one

Thanks for sharing this even if its not the toxic canning video. I had always assumed Jack's "studio" at the new house was just kitchen cabinets, etc built into the back wall of a garage. This video shows the rest of the room, which looks fucking small. It's an L shaped room with three doors, one of which looks like it goes outside. Practically a hallway. Maybe it was originally designed to be a laundry room? That door across from the fridge is a closet/pantry/gadget hoard. Anyway, this lead me down the path of sketching it up in MS Autodesk:



It explains why he always has the stupidest camera angles, there aren't any good ones. It's poorly laid out for filming and he had it built custom for CWJ. The whole thing is just odd, I dont know what else to say.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Thanks for sharing this even if its not the toxic canning video. I had always assumed Jack's "studio" at the new house was just kitchen cabinets, etc built into the back wall of a garage. This video shows the rest of the room, which looks fucking small. It's an L shaped room with three doors, one of which looks like it goes outside. Practically a hallway. Maybe it was originally designed to be a laundry room? That door across from the fridge is a closet/pantry/gadget hoard. Anyway, this lead me down the path of sketching it up in MS Autodesk:

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It explains why he always has the stupidest camera angles, there aren't any good ones. It's poorly laid out for filming and he had it built custom for CWJ. The whole thing is just odd, I dont know what else to say.

There's a lot of peeking behind the curtain in that video. There's several extended shots of Jack's horde on set, because he demanded a portion of the garage to be his shooting space. And it just shows his general incompetence.


He has the studio light shining directly into the camera. He's doing a project that needs a lot of counter space, but he doesn't move his spongebob piggybank, or his stupid log cutting board, which because of it's irregular shape, also renders some of counter space unusable.