Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mrsneksnekson]

-pay me (some ridiculous amount), I will not budge on this and calculated it all in my head. No I will not explain how I arrived at this amount
-Admit that your procedures are faulty and work to fix them
-Pursuant to the above, LEAVE. AND NEVER RETURN! Unless I give a safeword because I'm a special boy
-Turn over all information I know you have to the FBI and go after those dang dirty trolls

You forgot his most requested term:
- Ignore the pepperoni clouds over the Hovel home i share with my questionably smelling wife, who does not smell of melanated gentlemens bowels and regret

 

[Vernon Dozier]

What are the odds that the trial gets live-streamed? I don’t know the relevant Wisconsin law.

it’s in federal court so no chance.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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I have nothing to add but he's so fucking fat, lmao.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

What are the odds that the trial gets live-streamed? I don’t know the relevant Wisconsin law.

0%

It's in Federal Court

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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Rick's face was edited in this photo, right?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

"Plead guilty child, like I did. Major W." - Some Minnesota Lawyer

 

[SCV]

just banking on Fatrick being an absolute tool in court.

This is the correct take. If this goes to a jury trial and pat has to testify the only thing the defense needs to do is keep him talking for like 20 minutes. After that his superpower will have taken effect and the jury will be asking for the death penalty for the plaintiff.

I cannot express how much I want this to happen and want it to be broadcast. The audio from the Nadalski thing still cracks me up.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is the correct take. If this goes to a jury trial and pat has to testify the only thing the defense needs to do is keep him talking for like 20 minutes. After that his superpower will have taken effect and the jury will be asking for the death penalty for the plaintiff.

I cannot express how much I want this to happen and want it to be broadcast. The audio from the Nadalski thing still cracks me up.

How likely is it that he'll ask for a guard to escort him out because he fears the black cop?

 

[femoralcanal]

Rick's face was edited in this photo, right?

 

[Hitlerswag420]

NO DAUGHTER, NO CAREER, DYKE WIFE, POOR, FAT AND YOUR LIZARD IS DEAD. HAPPY 4000 PAGES!

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I can't believe it's already been 5 years since Patrick raped his own lizard to death.

 

[femoralcanal]

I can't believe it's already been 5 years since Patrick raped his own lizard to death.

Toothless didn't die from the rape.

He managed to claw his way out of the hovel and got to the streets, all covered in blood. He was found by a homeless man who pimped him out to other druggies. A couple weeks later he used the little strength he had, shanked the homeless guy and ran to a hospital.

Toothless was in the ICU for almost 6 months, and physically recovered. He thankfully got out, got a nice paying job as a programmer for Google and soon bought a big house, as far away from a Section 8 as lizardly possible.

But the thought of Patrick's violent rapes didn't leave... it made him abuse alcohol, and he even used fent for a few months. Luckily his boss in Google was a pious man, and upon seeing his soul wasn't healed like his body, the man took a weeping Toothless to his church.

There, he found God and finally managed to shed his past behind him. A couple of years later, Toothless met a nice female lizard who was part of his congregation and eventually they got 3 beautiful kids. Toothless' story really was a once in a lifetime tale of redemption.

Then Pat saw him on the streets and raped him to death.

 

[Meriasek]

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lol

"Hey Patrick, my friend, everyone's talking about that generative AI, but what IS it?? Can you give me a pithy, retarded non-answer?"

As usual, most 1.2 take from the pig. Wrong, overly political and biased, and utterly useless to his "curious friend". Fattypats styles himself to be an intellectual with lots of knowledge in science and technology, as well as the arts. Since he's a science fiction author. He gives talks on rocket tech at cons. His friends, who are likely even more retarded than him (which is why they're still friends with him) ask him, because they think he actually understands this kind of stuff, and look to him for explanations of hot topics.
And yet he simply gives them the most milquetoast "butthurt DeviantArt faggot" take that explains nothing and just contains his political opinion, which is informed mostly by what others say, because he doesn't have any actual understanding of any of these topics.
Chubby's behaviour is, as usual, utterly disgraceful, and the only good news here is that the entire exchange was most likely made up, because a) he doesn't actually have friends and b) nobody is actually more retarded than him and they stopped asking the Milwaukee Pepperoni Bandit about anything, years ago.

Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, a faggot, and has bitch tits.

 

[IDontLikeLiberals]

This is the correct take. If this goes to a jury trial and pat has to testify the only thing the defense needs to do is keep him talking for like 20 minutes. After that his superpower will have taken effect and the jury will be asking for the death penalty for the plaintiff.

I cannot express how much I want this to happen and want it to be broadcast. The audio from the Nadalski thing still cracks me up.

"Never paid the city a dime, stalker" says Fatrick from his box in the alley.

 

[Probably An Autist]

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he looks exceptionally white and fat in this picture

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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lol

"Hey Patrick, my friend, everyone's talking about that generative AI, but what IS it?? Can you give me a pithy, retarded non-answer?"

As usual, most 1.2 take from the pig. Wrong, overly political and biased, and utterly useless to his "curious friend". Fattypats styles himself to be an intellectual with lots of knowledge in science and technology, as well as the arts. Since he's a science fiction author. He gives talks on rocket tech at cons. His friends, who are likely even more retarded than him (which is why they're still friends with him) ask him, because they think he actually understands this kind of stuff, and look to him for explanations of hot topics.
And yet he simply gives them the most milquetoast "butthurt DeviantArt faggot" take that explains nothing and just contains his political opinion, which is informed mostly by what others say, because he doesn't have any actual understanding of any of these topics.
Chubby's behaviour is, as usual, utterly disgraceful, and the only good news here is that the entire exchange was most likely made up, because a) he doesn't actually have friends and b) nobody is actually more retarded than him and they stopped asking the Milwaukee Pepperoni Bandit about anything, years ago.

Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, a faggot, and has bitch tits.

I think the best part is that he yet again didn't even answer the request (and now is bragging to social media about it) and instead ranted about things tangentially related to the subject. He didn't say anything about generative AI at all, he addressed unspoken follow up questions like "how well does it work?" and "what are potential consequences of it?"

We all know Rick has no clue what he's ever talking about but this is a common tell for someone bullshitting you. Can't describe the actual thing to you or how it works but knows the proper opinion to hold and emotions to express so as not to expose not actually knowing anything about the topic. Frauds who think they're smart (so lots of lolcows beyond Jennifer) do this constantly because they think of knowledge as an end, not a means. (The inverse of how they treat humans if we're getting all Hume up in here.)

 

[Divine right to rule]

he looks exceptionally white and fat in this picture

They both look like racist stereotypes.
Patrick just needs a McDonald's hat and the african warrior some chicken and a gang bandana.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

So it wouldn't be televised whatsoever because it's Federal. My understanding is federal courts have a higher bar for closing the courtroom than lower courts (I am retarded and can easily be wrong) and it's not like Fatrick's case is some super important national security concern, nor is he a child in a sex abuse case. So it's still possible that the gallery would be open

 

[IsaacShraeder]

As usual, most 1.2 take from the pig. Wrong, overly political and biased, and utterly useless to his "curious friend". Fattypats styles himself to be an intellectual with lots of knowledge in science and technology, as well as the arts. Since he's a science fiction author. He gives talks on rocket tech at cons. His friends, who are likely even more retarded than him (which is why they're still friends with him) ask him, because they think he actually understands this kind of stuff, and look to him for explanations of hot topics.
And yet he simply gives them the most milquetoast "butthurt DeviantArt faggot" take that explains nothing and just contains his political opinion, which is informed mostly by what others say, because he doesn't have any actual understanding of any of these topics.
Chubby's behaviour is, as usual, utterly disgraceful, and the only good news here is that the entire exchange was most likely made up, because a) he doesn't actually have friends and b) nobody is actually more retarded than him and they stopped asking the Milwaukee Pepperoni Bandit about anything, years ago.

Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, a faggot, and has bitch tits.

There was no curious friend. Pat came up with (or more likely, heard from some other source) this EPIC takedown alone, and framed it in a way that portrayed him as the wise expert his pals seek out for advice.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I hope Pat’s case ends with the judge so appalled by Patrick that even though it’s civil case, he immediately sentences Patrick to prison.
“Enjoy prison, child.” *gavel bangs*
Nikki can finally stop selling her vagina for black men to fart in to support their lifestyle and meet the roller derby dyke of her dreams.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Call it Adipose Narrativium. Every apparent W he has ever been handed has turned out to be a bum deal for him.

This is the recognized lolcow phenomenon known as Gunts Law.
Any W by the cow is shortly followed by an L of equal or greater magnitude.

Cows are cows because they have huge egos and equal degree of incompetency and poor decision making. W's make them gloat and get cocky, and a confident cow is always only a few steps from the next rake.
The Universe holds the cow in the same bemused contempt we do, so works to right the balance whenever they get the W.