DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Benchod said:
He's implied that Kat watches his streams at least occasionally. Probably why he acts this way.
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Wild to think of but I never really thought of the implications of that before. I wonder if she as much of a condescending asshole as Phil. I remember when he spilled water on himself and went full clown mode, he left his door open and you could hear him talk to Khet. He said something along the lines of "du hu hu I got water on myself," and she told him she didn't care. I wonder if she would press him and ask him why he can't get it up for her but can get excited about pixelated characters. I dunno. She just strikes me as being petty and vindictive. Just my take though.
 
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FarageSmile 2.0 said:
Wild to think of but I never really thought of the implications of that before. I wonder if she as much of a condescending asshole as Phil. I remember when he spilled water on himself and went full clown mode, he left his door open and you could hear him talk to Khet. He said something along the lines of "du hu hu I got water on myself," and she told him she didn't care. I wonder if she would press him and ask him why he can't get it up for her but can get excited about pixelated characters. I dunno. She just strikes me as being petty and vindictive. Just my take though.
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Texts with Subaruman were leaked and Kat is indeed annoyingly vindictive. I doubt Phil and Kat talk much, though.
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
wasn't his whole thing for the new system specifically NOT having the pressure of meeting a streak? it's basically the same thing now, having a fucking due date for the goals lmao. nigga can't do anything right.


what an actual sissy.
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The streak may be gone, but DSP's expectations have not changed. He still wants the goals to be hit every stream which requires a streak of support. Its like getting rid of DSP tries it and replacing it feasting with the king. DSP is still going to eat and call it a reward.
 
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Free Jasper said:
This is a bit weird but mostly very, very sad.
He clearly, desperately wants to be part of and respected by the FGC. It’s like he suddenly can see he’s wasted his life and isn’t taken serious by anyone.

“I have expert opinions but nobody takes them seriously because I’m darksyde Phil”

And whose fault is this? Clue: he’s an internet tough guy and that’s why nobody likes him.
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He desperately wants to be viewed as some OG trailblazer of the fgc who’s been there from the beginning grinding away in arcades like an Alex Valle.

When in reality he was never relevant and I use that term loosely until the mid 2000’s. Even then his biggest accomplishment was coming in 4th place in a bootleg version of a 10+ year old game.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
i wish i could be a fly on the wall the day he gains an ounce of self-awareness and realizes that he, YES HE, is the one that ruined his life and that he did in fact do everything wrong and nothing correct
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He will go to his grave, clutching his chest saying "its not my fault". His brain isn't capable of self awareness especially after its been pickled in gin for over 2 decades.
 
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Im legitimately high atm so stupid question but has anyone try visiting Phil in person before. Someone in his area must be aware of the legacy of dsp. I know that Phil talk about his gated community like it fort knox but it probably some lower middle class area. Also Phil isnt boogie so you either have to deal with Mommy wife or phil shitting himself.

Again stupid question but just surprised that no one has try it before.
 
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Pickle Man said:
Im legitimately high atm so stupid question but has anyone try visiting Phil in person before. Someone in his area must be aware of the legacy of dsp. I know that Phil talk about his gated community like it fort knox but it probably some lower middle class area. Also Phil isnt boogie so you either have to deal Mommy wife or phil shitting himself.

Again stupid question but just surprised that no one has try it before.
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Yeah being in the gated community even being in the street could be seen as trespassing. So generally that's a no go. Secondly some people have spotted and interacted with Phil either at the mall or supermarket, or the one pic at the gas station. They either acted like a fan and Phil said they were nice or they shouted something at him and he ignored and kept walking.

Most likely people would just get chris chan style Bigfoot photos since Phil is an antisocial asshole, im sure if someone saw him at the store and was obviously a troll he'd start to Karen out and threaten to call the police and then rant about how he was assaulted in public by his cult like trolls
 
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FarageSmile 2.0 said:
I wonder if she would press him and ask him why he can't get it up for her but can get excited about pixelated characters.
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In case you haven't noticed she has to live in the same house with him and deal with his once a week shower taking ass. There is no way in hell she is asking him why he can't get hard enough to take her to pound town when she has to endure the scent of old sweat and unwashed balls/ass every time he's within a few feet of her.
 
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SupremeVictory said:
The streak may be gone, but DSP's expectations have not changed. He still wants the goals to be hit every stream which requires a streak of support. Its like getting rid of DSP tries it and replacing it feasting with the king. DSP is still going to eat and call it a reward.
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Oh right, and if I recall correctly he renamed it from DSP Tries It to Feasting with the King because Tries it was about fast food and now he's gonna be ordering from local restaurants. What's the next goal going to be, Phil? Oh yeah, Arby's. Truly the food of kings.
 
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