Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[gorgon]

Look again. He did get the 'victim' to refute the allegations. The victim seems to, yet AGAIN, be a pooner.

oh, I'm aware. It's clear has no qualms about summoning her to defend him from critics. A narcissist's relationships are transactional, valuing others only for what they can gain (and discarding them when no longer useful).

 

[Aidan]

I think he just has multiple accounts on github.com that he logs in through a privkey(s) hosted on his home server. No self hosting mention that I could work out. The "tooling" he "built up" on those would be projects he starred, if I had to guess.

When he said he is always learning about malware, he mentioned testing on his home lab. If he's being consistent, then I think he's saying he keeps some code on his home lab. Which, again, doesn't make sense.

It's honestly not worth much thought because it's tryhard nonsense.

Spoiler: thoughts anyway

I have to remember it's important to explain why what he says is retarded. So he has his epic home lab, which can mean anything but with malware analysis this often means air gapped devices so there's no chance of contamination and it's an easier environment to control.

If this is the same homelab he hosts code on or writes code on, then at least one of the following is true

• he's bridging the air gap at some point in the dev process
  • diminishes the point of the air gap and likely not done properly
• his malware homelab isn't air gapped
  • his code may as well be developed on any other device so it's not worth mentioning, he can still use Github
• he has multiple home labs (reasonable) and develops on one with internet access
  • unremarkable and not worth mentioning when asked about his Github

Obviously he was deflecting to avoid answering a simple question from a genuinely curious viewer. Insane behavior.

 

[Delusion Enjoyer]

It'd be cool if we could get someone into this thread who has experience taking care of ferrets &/or working at an animal rescue, that way we can get an expert opinion on Mald's ferret rescue that isn't either A-Logging or armchair expertise. Anyone here know anybody who could help?

Made an account to chime in here.

I run a 501c3 animal rescue. Not exotics. But, I have a little over 100 animals under my care. Bought my ranch for that purpose, and have about 40 acres for the purpose. 20 of which are devoted to cows, horses, emus and chickens. The other 20 is for dogs, cats, birds, and various rodent adjacent rescues.

I don't really know a whole lot about mald's ferret rescue, but from what I've seen, keeping them in commieblock cages isn't much better than a public shelter.

And just from my own experience and gut feeling, this feels like a front. If you've been doing this long enough, you don't get attached to these animals you rescue to devote a "valhalla" section to. Rescues are just that - rescues. They often come in in extremely poor health, and deaths are common enough that they become background noise. When I take in a litter of 12 pups, and 4 of them have parvo and the other 8 are so riddled with parasites and mange that they are bloated to twice their size, I've already written them off as dead. If they pull through, great. If not, they don't get a seat at Odin's table.

If you are a legitimate rescue, you don't want to get attached to every animal you take in, because a lot of them won't make it. What Mald is doing here, strikes me as more as someone who wants a lot of pets but wants to frame it in an altruistic light of a rescue. I don't really have expertise in ferrets. But I've never had one come to my doorstep. Which tells me these are not really animals that people breed and dump like dogs or cats that need rescuing.

And that leads me to the conclusion that he seeks out these ferrets from stores or breeders and subsequently neglects them.

Just my .02

 

[Space Pope]

I know you were probably memeing, but this is honestly how many perps operate. They get some strange high off of situations exactly like you describe, and for some it's also a bit like a "partial confession" to alleviate the cognitive dissonance.

Not saying I think mald is a perp, just not putting it past him.

I am not serious about him storing zoo porn and cp with whatever nonsense method he was spewing about git repos.

I'll be curious to see if as he continues to burn old bridges, if he will have to answer why he was hanging out with certain people in the early to mid 2010's. All these furry faggots have blackmail on one another but who has the most to lose and who has angered the most people?

Nickolas "Tane" Spahn is one of the Zoosadists furries with the longest messaging history (14 pages of messages.html) compared to everyone else in the chat leaks. He is also a confused sexual deviant, apologetic zoosadist, pedophile, and blackmail enthusiast.

*CalZoo - Originally a sort of zoo meetup hub from the 90s that organized house parties and eventually moved to convention spaces. Many former members are still active in the zoo and furry communities to this day. Had many ties to other notorious bestiality groups, such as the Dolphin Ring.

 

[potato sack]

Content Nuke has been dropped on Jason.

content nuke being more parasitic youtube ticks on the same fucking drama udder

it's like another re-run of the same rehashed past shit talked over thousands of times. at least we get the still fresh maldy responds to trolling again in the most pathetic way

the difference here i suppose was maldy's now trooned furry allegedly actually coming out of the woodwork to vouch for him, i say allegedly cos their twitter says he/him, when we know its a she, and theres no mention of trooning in the lore so far

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If you've been doing this long enough, you don't get attached to these animals you rescue to devote a "valhalla" section to. Rescues are just that - rescues. They often come in in extremely poor health, and deaths are common enough that they become background noise.

He's been compared to Urban Rescue Ranch a lot but you bring up a good point that I thought deserved another comparison. Uncle Ben doesn't talk about it often but he does occasionally mention there's a lot of animals who don't get to be in the videos he makes because a lot of them have to be euthanized. The ones who come in in bad health and get put down don't get named or taped or anything like that, they just get quietly put down and in some cases fed to the other animals. It's really weird to have a memorial to your dying ferrets if you're running a rescue where you're gonna have a lot of deaths anyway.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

content nuke being more parasitic youtube ticks on the same fucking drama udder

it's like another re-run of the same rehashed past shit talked over thousands of times. at least we get the still fresh maldy responds to trolling again in the most pathetic way

the difference here i suppose was maldy's now trooned furry allegedly actually coming out of the woodwork to vouch for him, i say allegedly cos their twitter says he/him, when we know its a she, and theres no mention of trooning in the lore so far

What is it with Jason and every woman he interacts with turning into a pooner.
Is he so repulsive to interact with in person that the concept of womanhood wilts and dies around him?
The fuckin Pooninator is here.

 

[hand holding faggot]

The girl that got fired by Mald is also doing damage control under that video
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Mald also commented separately
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It seems they are right in this instance, since I can't find any proof his company has made any blatantly sexual avatars. Unfortunately, Jason can now disprove this one single claim and say the whole video is just crazy rambling, but most of it was old news anyway.

 

[potato sack]

Unfortunately, Jason can now disprove this one single claim and say the whole video is just crazy rambling, but most of it was old news anyway.

i wonder if people will pick up on the fact he is in no way shape or form disputing that hes running away with peopels moneys from heartbound, which is the second half of the video

 

[Aidan]

What is it with Jason and every woman he interacts with turning into a pooner.
Is he so repulsive to interact with in person that the concept of womanhood wilts and dies around him?
The fuckin Pooninator is here.

I think it's a mix of seeking out emotionally weaker women and being an emotional predator himself. We've seen him devote a significant chunk of his own stream to bullying Shaye with a smile, for example. He delights in being an asshole to emotionally vulnerable people, especially women.

That's my take, anyway.

 

[The News Crews]

Something I’ve been thinking about, is that Mald reminds me a lot of those fake polygots.

Both will learn extremely basic skills and act like they are complete experts on those skills (while knowing they are frauds)
Vid related is a perfect example, where they learn how to introduce themselves and act like that’s being fluent.

 

[hand holding faggot]

i wonder if people will pick up

In case of Jason's fanbase, no, they won't

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

It will always be funny how the only thing this guy never lied about or rejects is him being a nepobaby.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Something I’ve been thinking about, is that Mald reminds me a lot of those fake polygots.

Both will learn extremely basic skills and act like they are complete experts on those skills (while knowing they are frauds)
Vid related is a perfect example, where they learn how to introduce themselves and act like that’s being fluent.

"I want to hear the argentinian accent"
"Vale vale ole ole coño"

Mald levels of fucking up, it's 3 words nobody here will ever use unless they are imitating how spaniards speak. I guess they have 20 years of experience translating games at blizzard.

 

[Bored boring Co]

So the perpetrator and the victim both swear the thing didn't happen..... Well that's nice but without some kind of 3rd party the accused is still accused and the victim may still be a victim and not able speak objectively about the situation...... "No no.... the old dude that was forcing me to make fursona's in second life and then came to my house was for sure not a creep...."

This happens all the time in domestic abuse cases where the abused swears the abuser is really a good person and that it wont ever happen again.....

10 bucks she switches on irate he second there is value in it for her.,.....

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

If you are a legitimate rescue, you don't want to get attached to every animal you take in, because a lot of them won't make it. What Mald is doing here, strikes me as more as someone who wants a lot of pets but wants to frame it in an altruistic light of a rescue. I don't really have expertise in ferrets. But I've never had one come to my doorstep. Which tells me these are not really animals that people breed and dump like dogs or cats that need rescuing.

This post over all is interesting but I wanna pick your brain a little bit here. What are the legalities involved with becoming a legitimate rescue shelter, does it change based on the different animals you cater to? Are they laxxed or strict requirements and what are the punishments involved if things are found out not to be legitimate or a front or just rife with violations?

 

[my penis is on fire]

And that leads me to the conclusion that he seeks out these ferrets from stores or breeders and subsequently neglects them.

Thanks for dropping by! Your intuition was correct, there are at least six ferrets 🄰 who came from pet stores according to the Wiki. Adding to the "wants a lot of pets" theory, some number crunching has shown he has the tendency to take in a lot of ferrets at once shortly after one dies.
The rescue currently has 56 ferrets, and the majority of the care is done by Shaye (who goes by the title Exotic Vet Assistant) and another part-time employee. If you want to look further into it, their stream is here and the Wiki has a bunch of Twitch clips.

The ones who come in in bad health and get put down don't get named or taped or anything like that, they just get quietly put down and in some cases fed to the other animals.

The only animal on URR that's gotten the "Valhalla" treatment is Big Ounce, but only because he's been a mainstay/meme ever since the start of the channel, and because he died of natural causes. Any other time a named animal dies, Ben just stops mentioning them in videos.

 

[Delusion Enjoyer]

This post over all is interesting but I wanna pick your brain a little bit here. What are the legalities involved with becoming a legitimate rescue shelter, does it change based on the different animals you cater to? Are they laxxed or strict requirements and what are the punishments involved if things are found out not to be legitimate or a front or just rife with violations?

It's not too dissimilar to a for profit LLC. Just the specific paperwork changes. I would imagine there are specific laws that vary from state to state that dictate what you can and can't do (read; I don't know diddly dick about Washington's laws. I'm on the other side of the country). But without getting too much into the legal mumbo jumbo, you need to create and submit a mission statement, establish a board of directors (I had to nominate my wife as president. for some reason I couldn't be the president of my own organization). Establish bylaws, get an EIN, et cetera et cetera.

I had to acquire a license as a private shelter, which is treated like a dealer. I know there is a separate license for non-domestic animals (wolves, big cats, etc), but I don't really know what goes into that. I handle domestic animals and livestock. As to your question if Mald's operation is a front, this could be fraud, animal neglect, or operating an unlicensed facility. Depending on how it's viewed.

 

[CaptainGarbage]

Apologies ahead of time to Null for uploading 3GB of 12 hour stream, I promise it's for a good cause! Looks like lots of milk to be had throughout.

Nice job, you happened to gather a bunch of his code. Will be useful to anyone doing a code review. I see tons of people commenting on YT about wanting a code review on his game. I've said my piece on that matter. I can't be bothered to read his code any further, I want to die every time I think about it. I might be Captain Garbage[of Software], but even I have limits. Godspeed and god bless to anyone who does it.

You're making a grave mistake by posting these photos here considering that Jason is a vindictive prick and you're giving him the personal information necessary to unmask you. I implore you to delete this post while you have the chance and make a thread on Talk to Staff so you can prove that you worked at Blizzard.
(https://archive.fo/TUbeu)

He sounds like he's gonna cry. REEE I'M THE ONLY GAMEDEV ON TWITCH WERE DYING WHUDDAFAGGOT

easiest baitable lolcow dear god

The milkening will continue until these cows form a union.

 

[hand holding faggot]

Nice job, you happened to gather a bunch of his code. Will be useful to anyone doing a code review.

I looked through it before and it's the same as all of his code:
1. THE LEGENDARY global array instead of a hash map or a struct
2. nested elif/switch statements
3. comments. lots of them
4. unnamed constants
5. potentially repeating code, because some of it can be moved to functions/methods

I've never developed anything in GM, but looking at the GML reference, it seems like his awful code can be partially explained by limitations of the language (and if I remember correctly he uses an outdated version of GM)

Spoiler: for some reason i like this picture

jason staring at the abomination he created himself with it also serving as a background