Meriasek
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 16, 2020
Most lolcows wouldn't be lolcows if they had some self awareness. But Pat in particular is a glorious cow because he reacts to every single thing with unending intensity. He can't let the idiots win, and laughing at himself is letting the idiots win. Can't have that.And this right here is the absolute fundamental that distinguishes her from man of pig.
Fatrick is pathologically fat. He is also incapable of genuinely laughing at himself or treating insults, be they petty and in good humour or straight up grotesquely if hilariously excessive, as anything less than the foulest and most despicable crime imaginable that must be answered and avenged with seething hatred and lifelong vendetta.
Oh sure he will pull the autistic "haha i'm such a goofy yet lovable dork guiz" schtick, but the moment someone else sidles over and makes even the most minor disparaging remark he goes absolutely fucking apeshit and hit back as hard and fast as his sausage fingers can poke out a thousand xeets snarling about how he is not "a little loud" as the guy behind him at the bar said and that the only thing loud in the person who said so's life was their mother screaming when pat fucks her or sobbing at what a detestable nazi failure her offspring is and how they will soon be enjoying prison.
Can you fucking imagine how badly this thread would seize up if fatrick started making pointed remarks about the latest batch of pepperoni he made while rexeeting articles about missing black kids? Or sharing anecdotes about how his wife once met Goerge Forman and how he taught her all about both gas and coalburning while Pat was busy playing with his legos? The sheer whiplash of him suddenly becoming self aware and chill enough about the most amusingly extreme running jokes in Pig Lore to overtly reference and roll with them would just fucking annihilate the momentum of patposting overnight, and if sustained would result in this thread becoming yet another fucking graveyard after a month.
I have said this so many times before, but pig man could end all of this overnight and improve his quality of life a thousandfold by just not choosing to act like such a thin skinned fat faggot (with bitch tits) literally every moment of every day of every week of every month of every year. This shit takes so much time and effort and anger and misery and resentment and fucking bile out of him that could be spent on literally anything else and yet he still fucking pisses all this away just to endlessly chase after his fucking toilet on xitter screaming thousands upon thousands of furious refutations of the latest insults and ever escalating yet ever more empty threats into the void