Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

And this right here is the absolute fundamental that distinguishes her from man of pig.

Fatrick is pathologically fat. He is also incapable of genuinely laughing at himself or treating insults, be they petty and in good humour or straight up grotesquely if hilariously excessive, as anything less than the foulest and most despicable crime imaginable that must be answered and avenged with seething hatred and lifelong vendetta.

Oh sure he will pull the autistic "haha i'm such a goofy yet lovable dork guiz" schtick, but the moment someone else sidles over and makes even the most minor disparaging remark he goes absolutely fucking apeshit and hit back as hard and fast as his sausage fingers can poke out a thousand xeets snarling about how he is not "a little loud" as the guy behind him at the bar said and that the only thing loud in the person who said so's life was their mother screaming when pat fucks her or sobbing at what a detestable nazi failure her offspring is and how they will soon be enjoying prison.

Can you fucking imagine how badly this thread would seize up if fatrick started making pointed remarks about the latest batch of pepperoni he made while rexeeting articles about missing black kids? Or sharing anecdotes about how his wife once met Goerge Forman and how he taught her all about both gas and coalburning while Pat was busy playing with his legos? The sheer whiplash of him suddenly becoming self aware and chill enough about the most amusingly extreme running jokes in Pig Lore to overtly reference and roll with them would just fucking annihilate the momentum of patposting overnight, and if sustained would result in this thread becoming yet another fucking graveyard after a month.

I have said this so many times before, but pig man could end all of this overnight and improve his quality of life a thousandfold by just not choosing to act like such a thin skinned fat faggot (with bitch tits) literally every moment of every day of every week of every month of every year. This shit takes so much time and effort and anger and misery and resentment and fucking bile out of him that could be spent on literally anything else and yet he still fucking pisses all this away just to endlessly chase after his fucking toilet on xitter screaming thousands upon thousands of furious refutations of the latest insults and ever escalating yet ever more empty threats into the void

Most lolcows wouldn't be lolcows if they had some self awareness. But Pat in particular is a glorious cow because he reacts to every single thing with unending intensity. He can't let the idiots win, and laughing at himself is letting the idiots win. Can't have that.

 

[Judge Holden]

Most lolcows wouldn't be lolcows if they had some self awareness. But Pat in particular is a glorious cow because he reacts to every single thing with unending intensity. He can't let the idiots win, and laughing at himself is letting the idiots win. Can't have that.

Here is a nice example that appeared on his feed and sneed in the last 13 hours

1. Random troll appears with the most low effort jibe imaginable aimed at fatrick as it's name/avatar


2. Random troll posts a sarcastic retort to pig man's latest empty threat aimed at someone who called him fat


3. Fatrick furiously declares "The judge will gavel your sentencing hearing closed soon" before issuing yet another empty threat to random troll whose crimes consisted of writing the word "penis" on a picture of pat's head and mildly mocking his threat of prison

 

[AnOminous]

It could be that Pat's original terms for settling were so ridiculous that the city opted to threaten him with recovery of costs as a negotiation tactic.

No, it's totally generic. Pretty much any answer is going to include some variant of that. If you don't ask for it you can't get it. Not including it would be malpractice.

 

[Something Awful]

Her sense of humor is one of the many reasons she got her fanclub. I for one was immediately on her side as soon as I read her old profile:
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I googled British teeth once and was informed it's just confirmation bias, they're actually totally normal. Do not believe your lying eyes, British dentistry and empire remain strong.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I had to get his latest “brace for impact” in the thread lol. His projection is incredible. He’s learned nothing after losing every single lawsuit he’s ever filed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Somebody needs to keep a close eye at this Doomer vonDoomington guy. He really sounds like Pat.

He really does.
Same homosexual mannerisms, that "oh honey" shit and the condescending attitude, tell me that doesn't sound like something from the Josiah tape transcript.
Same weird fixation with followers Pat always has, autistic fixation on it and total confidence everyone else values something so fucking stupid as much as he does.
"Doomer Von Doomington" same weird style of username as "Torque Wheeler" complete with Ukraine flag to indicate membership of specified NPC cause #2014.
And weird overly invested seething, seems odd for "some Internet rando"... I'd almost put money on it being a Rick sock just from this one interaction.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

He’s learned nothing after losing every single lawsuit he’s ever filed.

hasn't lost a pound since any of them, too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

By the way, that Doomer VonDoomington bluesky account isn't Patrick. The account was on Twitter before before it was banned around 2021. It existed since at least 2018 before it was banned.
There's also an old 2016 Medium account.
https://medium.com/@DoomerVonDoom/wow-where-to-start-c7922ca84786 https://archive.is/JgUg8 Ice Station Zebra is a reference to an old 1960's thriller novel. Something Patrick would never read.

Shit if it isn't Rick then whatever the fuck made him a Fat Faggot wiith Bitch Tits appears to be spreading...

Now there are two of them.

 

[Louis Beans]

He really does.
Same homosexual mannerisms, that "oh honey" shit and the condescending attitude, tell me that doesn't sound like something from the Josiah tape transcript.
Same weird fixation with followers Pat always has, autistic fixation on it and total confidence everyone else values something so fucking stupid as much as he does.
"Doomer Von Doomington" same weird style of username as "Torque Wheeler" complete with Ukraine flag to indicate membership of specified NPC cause #2014.
And weird overly invested seething, seems odd for "some Internet rando"... I'd almost put money on it being a Rick sock just from this one interaction.

Probably ol jellytits Nokes but I'll wait for the knock from the Elite Microsoft Crime Squad on his behalf to confirm.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here is a nice example that appeared on his feed and sneed in the last 13 hours

1. Random troll appears with the most low effort jibe imaginable aimed at fatrick as it's name/avatar
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2. Random troll posts a sarcastic retort to pig man's latest empty threat aimed at someone who called him fat
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3. Fatrick furiously declares "The judge will gavel your sentencing hearing closed soon" before issuing yet another empty threat to random troll whose crimes consisted of writing the word "penis" on a picture of pat's head and mildly mocking his threat of prison
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This is what makes him so great.
The man is incapable of learning.
Even years after Norm 11, Rick is still responding to even the most low effort and retarded Trolls.
Shit this FAT motherfucker doesn't even stop when he has nothing new in his inbox, he'll just start working through his backlog, I've seen Pat respond to low effort Trolls literal months after their message.
Imagine if he had that dedication to writing and could take a joke...
Its never gonna stop because Rick just can't take an L without trying to get the last word.
His mother really did a fucking number on him.
He should be studied by science, what the fuck makes someone like Pat? How does this happen?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I can only imagine what he wants from the city (and it's probably more than money).

He demands MPD seek out, prosecute and prison all the stalkers, state lines and international jurisdictions be damned.

what are the odds that Rick actually tries to sue Leslie or Brian (or both) for defamation? or what else would he accuse them of before a court of law?

Depends entirely on whether MPD pay him a gorillin dollars.

He’s learned nothing after losing every single lawsuit he’s ever filed.

Remember, the pig trying to school Leslie on the law was unaware that he could appeal a judgement. It seems nobody around him knew. Either that or they didn't tell him - I wonder why.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The man is incapable of learning.
Even years after Norm 11, Rick is still responding to even the most low effort and retarded Trolls.

Did we ever get a genuine answer from him be it in an early Josiah call or some other citizen? We say he has to always correcT the record but are those our delusional stalker assumptions or has he said as much? His teacher said he'd argue with a fencepost it shows. I can't tell anymore if it's a self soothing mechanism to know that an insult has been dismissed by his superior intellect, or if he wants to be the one to get the last word like a child even if it's bait. We've seen that he denies reality with saying the sky is not blue just because a troll said it was.

I said it a while ago but I'd pay at least tree fiddy to get him recorded with a therapist who asks these important questions like why he thinks he has to always respond, why he will deny inalienable facts, and if he truly believes they'll be enjoying prison/there aren't even a dozen stalkers.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Did we ever get a genuine answer from him be it in an early Josiah call or some other citizen? We say he has to always correcT the record but are those our delusional stalker assumptions or has he said as much? His teacher said he'd argue with a fencepost it shows. I can't tell anymore if it's a self soothing mechanism to know that an insult has been dismissed by his superior intellect, or if he wants to be the one to get the last word like a child even if it's bait. We've seen that he denies reality with saying the sky is not blue just because a troll said it was.

I said it a while ago but I'd pay at least tree fiddy to get him recorded with a therapist who asks these important questions like why he thinks he has to always respond, why he will deny inalienable facts, and if he truly believes they'll be enjoying prison/there aren't even a dozen stalkers.

His excuse is that they want him silenced, he says he’s tried ignoring them and it doesn’t work because they double and triple down. He says he’s occupying them from terrorizing someone else. He has a million cope excuses to avoid the reality: he’s just retarded and people don’t like him. All of his troubles stem from extreme psychological stress over people not liking him. Ade, the (not)good reads saga, the police who encountered him at his most “victimized”. A small town nobody who can’t accept that the world sees him as a joke.

Spoiler: Anecdote

the other day I posted the screenshot of Pat talking about sex to the lady with the dying daughter in a shitpost group. Normies of the for Kamala variety unanimously agreed he sucked. My favorite response was a lady saying “I wish death on him immediately, wtffff”

 

[Swiss46]

the screenshot of Pat talking about sex to the lady with the dying daughter

Excuse me what?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Excuse me what?

Her daughter was dying and when she doesn’t take the bait and talk about sexxxxx with the Old Testament sex god himself, he reminds her that her inferior husband could never have the coveted pre-Elon checkmark. A normal person would wake up in a sweat every night remembering this exchange, but special boy is special.

 

[Procrastinhater]

His excuse is that they want him silenced, he says he’s tried ignoring them and it doesn’t work because they double and triple down. He says he’s occupying them from terrorizing someone else. He has a million cope excuses to avoid the reality: he’s just retarded and people don’t like him. All of his troubles stem from extreme psychological stress over people not liking him. Ade, the (not)good reads saga, the police who encountered him at his most “victimized”. A small town nobody who can’t accept that the world sees him as a joke.

Spoiler: Anecdote

the other day I posted the screenshot of Pat talking about sex to the lady with the dying daughter in a shitpost group. Normies of the for Kamala variety unanimously agreed he sucked. My favorite response was a lady saying “I wish death on him immediately, wtffff”

This is what I mean.
Pat is just so viscerally obnoxious even people who should be "on his side" quickly come to despise him.
I've lost count of the amount of times some normie has stumbled into a conversation, seen Pats unhinged way of talking to people, and either offered genuine well meaning advice, or just wondered what the fuck is going on, only for Pats ascerbic and repulsive attitude to make a new Patposter out of them.

It's rare you run across a genuine, irredeemable prick like Pat, he has such a combination of smug effeminate condescension and pig headed belligerent failure to accept when he's wrong that even a Buddhist monk would wish harm on him after a few minutes talking.

 

[AnOminous]

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I had to get his latest “brace for impact” in the thread lol. His projection is incredible. He’s learned nothing after losing every single lawsuit he’s ever filed.

Pig tits is so ridiculous. He thinks he has any leverage whatsoever with a lolsuit against someone who won't have to pay a thin dime in legal fees and apparently graduated law school with a high GPA herself (you don't get a clerkship without graduating near the top of your class).

 

[bortherman]

Did we ever get a genuine answer from him be it in an early Josiah call or some other citizen? We say he has to always correcT the record but are those our delusional stalker assumptions or has he said as much? His teacher said he'd argue with a fencepost it shows. I can't tell anymore if it's a self soothing mechanism to know that an insult has been dismissed by his superior intellect, or if he wants to be the one to get the last word like a child even if it's bait. We've seen that he denies reality with saying the sky is not blue just because a troll said it was.

I said it a while ago but I'd pay at least tree fiddy to get him recorded with a therapist who asks these important questions like why he thinks he has to always respond, why he will deny inalienable facts, and if he truly believes they'll be enjoying prison/there aren't even a dozen stalkers.

On his media tour, the blonde guy I cant remember his name at the moment. (not javier)

His answer is literally correcting the record.
Pat (Paraphrased): {{{they}}} dont get to spread lies and defamation about me, without me correcting them
<podcast dude>: should you really reply to them all the time though?
Niki: "Its not illegal to tell them to fuck awf"
<podcast dude>: yeah but is it smart?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

yeah but is it smart?

You don'T geT to ask questions, child.
Yes, child, it is.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

You don'T geT to ask questions, child.
Yes, child, it is.

NiKKKi, Lynne and Hildy the Pedo should respond to every message then.