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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?

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Drama Fan said:
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1. O line gets upgraded so Herbert ain't running for his life and has time to work.
2. Picking up either Kupp to help the WR room or Myles Garrett to get the D bolstered.
3. (highly optimistic) Spanos has a stroke, and somehow the team moves back to San Diego.
 
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Drama Fan said:
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1. Howie Roseman once again pulls off a heist at the draft.
2. Eagles dominant playoff performance convinces Myles Garret to push for a trade to philly, browns will somehow get fleeced for him.
3. Jalen and Pickett will both go out late next season with injuries and everyone will say our season's dead only for Tanner Mckee to reveal himself as the second coming of Nick Foles.
 
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Chiefs O-Line got picked apart. Their D-Linebackers did stop Barkley, but that’s the only part of their team that showed up.

Eagles defensive players deserved MVP. Whoever caused that fumble gets it. That tore away any momentum the Chiefs had.

My guess is that Brad Holmes will find someone who doesn’t try to be cute at the worst possible moment. Ben Johnson’s tenure over the Bears will be the McCaskey’s fighting over the team and ruining any chance they have to be good.

Aaron Rodger’s will go to the Vikings, do peyote with JJ McCarthy, and bump the Packers out of a playoff spot after McCarty suffers ego death after doing mushrooms and has a terrible showing week 3.

Jerry Jones will actually somehow get a team in the divisional finals.
 
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Sneeding about it here because I won't get the opportunity anywhere else, but for me the problem with Not Like Us (and all of Kendrick's Drake diss tracks really) is that while the beat is good, and I can respect his hatred of Drake, there's just no intensity behind it. When I listened to people talking about the song, I heard all this shit about how you "can feel the hate" and how he's "rapping like he's trying to free the slaves" and that doesn't come across at all when it sounds like he's only talking out of half his mouth. It sounds so non-committal, and a big part of that is that the basically whole song sounds like he's putting on a voice, which might be him mocking the Toronto nigger accent, or something, but it sounds retarded and makes the whole thing worse to listen to when he's doing it.
 
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Two-time Super Bowl champion Kadarius Toney was arrested last week over allegations he strangled a woman, TMZ Sports has learned.

According to police documents we obtained, the former Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver was accused of putting his hand around a woman's throat during a dispute at a Georgia residence on Jan. 14 ... and squeezing "with enough force to cause her to be unable to breath."

The docs state the alleged attack left the woman with red marks on her neck ... and petechial hemorrhaging in her eyes.

Additionally, authorities wrote in the documents Toney took the woman's phone from her during the altercation in order to prevent her from dialing 911.
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The Kadarius Toney Fan Club got a little smaller today
 
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Sneed Halation said:
Sneeding about it here because I won't get the opportunity anywhere else, but for me the problem with Not Like Us (and all of Kendrick's Drake diss tracks really) is that while the beat is good, and I can respect his hatred of Drake, there's just no intensity behind it. When I listened to people talking about the song, I heard all this shit about how you "can feel the hate" and how he's "rapping like he's trying to free the slaves" and that doesn't come across at all when it sounds like he's only talking out of half his mouth. It sounds so non-committal, and a big part of that is that the basically whole song sounds like he's putting on a voice, which might be him mocking the Toronto nigger accent, or something, but it sounds retarded and makes the whole thing worse to listen to when he's doing it.
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Ether is still the best diss track.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Not gonna happen. McDaniel is a pushover and our team is going to be the most sloppy and undisciplined in the league until he's gone. Combine that with Miami nightlife and our owner being a huge celebrity dickrider means we're gonna be mediocre forever.
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It's going to happen entirely by happenstance; not due to skilled leadership decisions by team owners/coaches/etc. Think of it as a repeat of 2017 Jacksonville Jaguars. I see Dolphins making the playoffs; maybe even the Super Bowl.
 
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Drama Fan said:
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Wish Jon would have not been a spineless fag and left the videos about him up, they were good videos to watch about the guy, and had very little of his political faggotry that sometimes jumps in and ruins his stuff. (Although I won't agree with him on the whole "neutral zone infraction flag was dumb" kind of idea but you know whatever)

Didn't mean that he'd have to support him being a supposed abuser, could have even just edited the video after the credits to talk about it but nope, he's gotta go the bitch route and throw all the good work away. It'll double suck if somehow this ends up being a completely false accusation and then what, will he put them back up? I bet not.
 
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my dream is the Lions and Browns meet in what will be considered the highest stakes game of the century, as two of the last teams to be ringless throw themselves at each other in all out war to determine which city really is the mistake on the lake.

and i want both teams to perform like machines the entire season in utter domination just to return to their gonzo football in the arena, leading neither side to be happy because it's such a disaster.
 
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jray4559 said:
Wish Jon would have not been a spineless fag and left the videos about him up, they were good videos to watch about the guy, and had very little of his political faggotry that sometimes jumps in and ruins his stuff. (Although I won't agree with him on the whole "neutral zone infraction flag was dumb" kind of idea but you know whatever)

Didn't mean that he'd have to support him being a supposed abuser, could have even just edited the video after the credits to talk about it but nope, he's gotta go the bitch route and throw all the good work away. It'll double suck if somehow this ends up being a completely false accusation and then what, will he put them back up? I bet not.
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I didn't realize he took them down. That's pretty weak.
Philly Phunk Machine said:
This but unironically considering Kofi got fired from Secret Base.
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Oh RIP. I missed that too. He wasn't my favorite, but he had some good videos.
 
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