DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Edit: he posted this on Doody's stream, I guess too many people called him out on his shit and he realized it.

"Take the critique, and get better."

And with one sentence, he has already gone further than Phil could ever hope to.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Sure, I was on camera stating I killed the victim. And yes, the forensics show that my prints were indeed on the knife and my DNA was found on the victim. And to play devil's advocate, let's say that I really did actually do it. But your honor, does it really matter? After all, you're only 99% sure that I did it. And if I may address the jury, who really cares about all this? I thought you brought me into court today to talk about my career, can we please talk about something else?

 

[Free Jasper]

He handled being asked if he was autistic well as it was early in the interview and he thought they were still best kino friends.

Am watching it now. Shoutouts to detractor beam for shoving an advert in every time anything interesting happens. I hope Indrid buys a brain with the income.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Am watching it now. Shoutouts to detractor beam for shoving an advert in every time anything interesting happens. I hope Indrid buys a brain with the income.

That shit was unwatchable. Nobody would shut the fuck up.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I tried one of his streams once and he was annoying as fuck. I should’ve known he was gonna fuck up his input.

I have only seen him on TBS and his personality rubbed me the wrong way. Not a bad dude, just annoying and kinda cringe. I don’t think he killed the interview but his monologue was kinda gay

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

TL;DR of the interview:
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I also noticed some detractors already put out videos covering the highlights of the interview.

The problem I had (and I presume others as well) with BSP was that he woefully overstayed his welcome. He came into it crushing it, but as time went on he started acting pretty petty. That quip about DNA was gold, but his emotional sob story about an addiction to... mobile games was silly to say the least. I haven't watched his afterstream where he might explain himself, but he should've left the second time Steve alluded to him leaving. He had 7 additional guests lined up and never got to them.

LMAO, Is this fat fucker serious?

"What receipts do my detractors have?"

Nigga, the current Phil thread is over 5000+ pages, and the old one maxed out at 10K. All that evidence of his behavior has been put on full blast for 17 years between Kiwifarms, YouTube, devoted Twtter accounts, and even some recognizable faces on the internet, and he still denies everything said about him. I'd really want to live Phil's life for a day, where nothing is my fault and I look at my declining reputation with gout-tinted glasses.

Although in all honestly, I'd neck myself after minute 1.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Look a wings, he's certainly not getting 120k a year like Phil is, but wings manages with what he has.

Keemstar said the other day that Lolcow Live made $116,000 in January.

The show that DSP turned down because he couldn't stand to "be Keem's slave." In DSP's defense, Keem has basically enslaved Wings and Boogie.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Keemstar said the other day that Lolcow Live made $116,000 in January.

The show that DSP turned down because he couldn't stand to "be Keem's slave." In DSP's defense, Keem has basically enslaved Wings and Boogie.

He couldn't stand to be Keem's slave for a couple of bands, but jumped at the chance to be Ashton and Andy's slave for free.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Decompression prestream? Lmao

Gonna be some long and full of cope, we'll finally see a 3 hour prestream

I'll call it copenheimer

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

You probably shouldn't watch his [BSP] decompression stream then. Also the usual suspects are running defence for him.

Edit: he posted this on Doody's stream, I guess too many people called him out on his shit and he realized it.

The shit with BSP is that we need to really throw out this idea of talking to Phil like a respectable person.

See his Street Fighter 6 fights. This is DSPGaming afterall.
What happens when you respect him? He rushes you down, starts sayin cringey shit like BUMPIDA BUMPIDA LEVEL 3 DAMAGE COMBO BABY ILL TAKE THAT and gets full of himself. When you fuck him up, you are a various list of things that aren't nice to hear despite playing fairly.

I am relistening to it right now and BSP gives Phil too much respect because he's a normal dude raised correctly to treat people with respect. It makes sense because he cares how other normies perceive him as not some villain out to wanting Phil dead.
At some point he realized Phil aint gonna play fairly and he just had too much shit simmering that he had to shotgun it all out off script.
That's where Phil was able to weasel away a win.

We just need to call Phil a faggot and move on now at this point. He doesn't care he's a lying nigger getting away with things as long as he's "winning". Those years of moral faggotry he has done meant nothing as we all suspected. So in my opinion, it's fair to just call him a lying nigger faggot and should get treated as such.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

A lie detector test? This is next level.

You can cheat a polygraph, fairly easily at that. Not that Phil would need to I bet he's genuinely deranged enough to believe his own bullshit.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I love how no one noticed "Elden Right" this fucker is drunk and it's what 11 am?

For the past few weeks he has actively tried to avoid gameplay but he knows for sure he could not sit for 6 hours in the am and 2 in the pm and ask for $300 bucks. Phil is classically low-functioning autistic because he fails to understand that everyone has a limit. For retards like Jayde it's no gameplay and drama.

In hindsight, BrosydePhil fucked up that interview entirely and I don't blame Steve for it as he was prepping a lot and getting endless messages. The Foya stuff was interesting and proved a lie but guess what Phil is a liar who lies crazy notion I know. I am more annoyed that we were probably denied Alt confronting Phil which would have been hilarious, possibly Tevin etc.

All because you are a self-important fat fuck who goes to the gym and calls fat muscle but does not get the hint to leave. It's OK though BSP secured his dislike of the cool detractors like Sav, Alt, Pop, and Meerkat. You made the forum look bad and you should honestly neck in shame for being such a fucking faggot and taking this libtarded "Respect Phil route". Phil does not even treat actual retards with respect so he does not. Respect is EARNED not given, the gold dust we were denied is gone and cannot be replicated because you are a faggot. I cannot wait for PPP to rip him a new one because you deserve it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Rare Tricks is in Doody's chat calling him a major liar for last night. If he keeps donating after this, then he's just retarded.

 

[Squatty Potty]

The fuck is this emo shit? I guess the interview got to him
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This is the sort of shit Nick "balldo" Rekieta posts after getting blown the fuck out. Suffah pigroach.

 

[Sketchy Fingers]

Neger could you edit the community happenings thread to include a link to the interview itself? I'm interested in watching it in full.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He couldn't stand to be Keem's slave for a couple of bands, but jumped at the chance to be Ashton and Andy's slave for free.

The difference is Phil never has to leave his office, and until the stream with this dude last night, he hasn't even had to talk to anyone else while bringing in more money to feed his addictions.

Phil has always handled Keem well, tbh. He knows to keep his distance yet string this along enough for some notoriety and profit.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

we were probably denied Alt confronting Phil which would have been hilarious, possibly Tevin etc.

ALT was too busy fucking around with Ingrid on Detractor Beam. He's said he has experience doing interviews before so he would've been a perfect guest. Missed opportunity.
Tevin would've also been amazing but I don't think he'd agree. Mr Lewdacris on the other hand? Maybe.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

>from DSP's coming Mai stream

How does pignosys affect the average person?
It doesn't; you have to be at least in the level of retardation to be able to fall for a cult.
Example A:

 

[neger psykolog]

Neger could you edit the community happenings thread to include a link to the interview itself? I'm interested in watching it in full.

here it is:

(i'll edit it into the community post too)

 

[Culex]

WARNING: autistic nitpick post
From what we saw on the WWE Champions streams, $16.51 isn’t even a pull, it’s the price with tax to buy “trainers” which automatically level up the JPEGs. Every time Phil would do a pull, the lowest he would go for was the $110.09 “mega pull.”