Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Lucas is too stupid to realize he just outed himself as a predator who got angry at a socialist atheist page pointing out that men who want to date creepily young girls are predators

Seems like he's really flustered in this one. On one hand, it's obvious why. He joined a Facebook group to stalk prospective prey and he got outed as a fat, old dude trying to spread his telomeres. On the other hand, this exact scenario has surely played out for him dozens, if not hundreds, of times already. Any time someone criticizes him, his brain goes into woosh mode and he interprets as criticism on his demographic. ie., the homeless, fat, diabetic, schozofrenic socialist atheist demographic. How he has the supreme inability to realize he's the only person that comprises this demographic is beyond me, but it's the ultimate coping mechanism.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is too stupid to realize he just outed himself as a predator who got angry at a socialist atheist page pointing out that men who want to date creepily young girls are predators

I love how proud Lucas is of blocking someone. He thinks this makes him smart and brave and not a coward. I bet he had a proper online chimpout.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

hilarious, Pukas is being black-balled by his own leftie brethren. Not quite as funny (yet) as his double eviction from fetlife. He still can't get laid by schizo Stacies who'd blow you for a dirty crack rock either. Valentine's chimpout coming???

 

[NoosJunki]

I hope he has a stroke.

Happy Lucas Werner Public Meltdown/Mass Shooting Day, guys

 

[WonderWino]

Happy Lucas Werner Public Meltdown/Mass Shooting Day, guys

On that note, he dropped 3 new videos:

Valentines day teen angsty wern confirmed. The ferengi were on to something with that rule of acquisition about dignity and an empty sack being worth the sack

 

[Da Dude123]

On that note, he dropped 3 new videos:

Valentines day teen angsty wern confirmed. The ferengi were on to something with that rule of acquisition about dignity and an empty sack being worth the sack

That last video. Aside from the old hobos having plenty good sperm. Lucas can totally get low income housing and get out of the group home. Especially if he has a telomeres baby. The government will give us low income housing, baby zooms! How plenty good will that be?

And back on the inheritance. Now he is contradicting his earlier statements. Now he doesn't know if his parents are millionaires. Just this week, he commented on one of his videos that his parents told him they're totally atheists and that they're rich as nazis! They had 1.5 million dollars! Now he claims they don't talk about money to him. Well, that isn't what he said before. Maybe he will get $50,000 or $10,000. But he just wishes they would die already.

$10,000 in the long term is not much money. Now, if I just got a check for $10,000 that would be a decent help to me. I could max out an IRA or put a new floor in my house. That money is not a huge amount over the span of even 5 years. Lucas would be eating Stinkerdaggers everyday for a couple months till that was gone. Oh, yes, and would be staying at the Motel 6.

I think this one was more the truth. Of course, his parents don't talk to him about money. He is an exceptional lol cow. He probably is getting nothing if he lives to see his parents die. If they were such kind and rich people they wouldn't have let his bovine ass sleep in the bus station for so long.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

$10,000 in the long term is not much money. Now, if I just got a check for $10,000 that would be a decent help to me. I could max out an IRA or put a new floor in my house. That money is not a huge amount over the span of even 5 years. Lucas would be eating Stinkerdaggers everyday for a couple months till that was gone. Oh, yes, and would be staying at the Motel 6.

Yes, it's not so much in the long term
And not so much for you and me

But Lucas, being indigent, can only have $2,000 at the start of the month, this includes his check and all assets.

If Lucas gets $10,000 he will have to spend it within thirty days or so (assuming he does the smart thing for someone like him and gets his inheritance cut on afternoon of the 1st)

 

[AnOminous]

If Lucas gets $10,000 he will have to spend it within thirty days or so (assuming he does the smart thing for someone like him and gets his inheritance cut on afternoon of the 1st)

Well, duh, Clinkernigger Chilean sea bass, lobster tail, and ribeye every night! The baes will be lining up.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas proving he doesn't understand tariffs again

Lucas thinks deporting illegal mexicans will somehow lead to blacks taking their place on the farms and 'being mistreated' like its 1850 and these farms are cotton plantations

Your racism is showing lucas

He thinks you can magically end hunger with money. It doesn't work that way in the slightest. Lucas is an idiot

 

[crippling laziness]

Lucas encapsulated in the form of a catchy song

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

Seems like he's really flustered in this one. On one hand, it's obvious why. He joined a Facebook group to stalk prospective prey and he got outed as a fat, old dude trying to spread his telomeres. On the other hand, this exact scenario has surely played out for him dozens, if not hundreds, of times already. Any time someone criticizes him, his brain goes into woosh mode and he interprets as criticism on his demographic. ie., the homeless, fat, diabetic, schozofrenic socialist atheist demographic. How he has the supreme inability to realize he's the only person that comprises this demographic is beyond me, but it's the ultimate coping mechanism.

Jesus he looks terrible. It’s like the “Bam Margera” effect.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas thinks deporting illegal mexicans will somehow lead to blacks taking their place on the farms and 'being mistreated' like its 1850 and these farms are cotton plantations

Your racism is showing lucas

“If we get rid of the Mexicans, you blacks are going back to the fields!”

Legendary. Lucas “I’m definitely not racist” Werner, everyone.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas proving he doesn't understand tariffs again

Lucas thinks deporting illegal mexicans will somehow lead to blacks taking their place on the farms and 'being mistreated' like its 1850 and these farms are cotton plantations

This kind of implies he thinks the migrant workers are basically slaves? And is okay with it? And is appealing to the blacks to keep the central americans as the slave class?

He thinks you can magically end hunger with money. It doesn't work that way in the slightest. Lucas is an idiot

"Y billionaires not just doordash all hungry Americans a clinkerdaggers meal???"

Also, he is truly descending into "horror villain" physique.

 

[WonderWino]

“If we get rid of the Mexicans, you blacks are going back to the fields!”

Legendary. Lucas “I’m definitely not racist” Werner, everyone.

Not to mention if you follow his reasoning to its logical conclusion he's essentially implying that if the blacks that will supposedly replace these deported illegal mexicans are going to inevitably be abused by their employers it follows that the illegals themselves must be victims of abuse as it is now. So he is basically saying we should let the illegals stay in the US and be abused and exploited by their employers to protect the blacks from being abused instead. How progressive of lucas. How very socialist of him. He totally stands with BLM and 'ACAB' to the point he thinks we should protect blacks by letting mexicans be abused instead

Lucas is more racist than an actual plantation owner back in the day. Remember this the next time he rees about his fetish for black teen girls with 'thick thighs.' At this rate he'll start including I sacrificed the mexican illegals to the evil capitalist oligarchs so they could be abused instead of you! Why won't you date me?! You're a bigot! in his pickup lines

That said, with lucas bragging about the 12 acre elk kingdom and his creepy obsession with black teen girls you just know he'd jump at the chance to have a few black bucks working the fields of the elk kingdom with a few black teen girl house slaves he can lord over and knock up. Its no wonder his brain went straight to 'if the mexicans go we'll throw the blacks right back into the fields.' Sponsored by lucas as student athletes of course. You just know lucas would love to have a harem of black girls and a house mammy cook constantly stuffing his face with grits, chitlins and fried chicken at all hours until he weighed 700lb and was an even creepier version of gilbert from king of the hill

Sir I do declare these ladies have some fine telomeres here and will make prime breeding stock for my wernlings. Now if you'll excuse me this muggy weather gives me a case of the horribles and I must retire with a cigar and some brandy. But do be a dear and tell shoniqua to send up a fine plate of fried chicken and cornbread to my chambers, i'm feeling a might peckish this evening

This kind of implies he thinks the migrant workers are basically slaves? And is okay with it? And is appealing to the blacks to keep the central americans as the slave class?

The funny thing is this is essentially what happened in that CSA mockumentary where the south won the civil war from 2004. Says alot lucas would have a similar line of thinking

 

[VoidFace]

Long video babbling about the same old shit. He finally realized that zoloftsucks was trolling him, as though that wasn't completely obvious. He is also claiming the plane ticket someone sent him down to California was $250...which we all know it wasn't. Kind of a weird thing to lie about. Also begging for $500 on cashapp:

"I want you to impress me down in the comments...you have to be beautiful and nice to me." I will never not be baffled by his narcissistic entitlement. "Yes I live in a group home because I can't be trusted to live by myself like an adult. Yes I'm unemployed. Yes I have no education. Yes I'm ugly as shit. Yes I'm built like a Hutt but without the power and influence. Yes I have a micropenis. Yes I'm a moron. Yes I'm racist and think blacks need to go back into the fields. Clearly I deserve a beautiful young woman, that is OBVIOUS!."

 

[WonderWino]

Long video babbling about the same old shit. He finally realized that zoloftsucks was trolling him, as though that wasn't completely obvious. He is also claiming the plane ticket someone sent him down to California was $250...which we all know it wasn't. Kind of a weird thing to lie about. Also begging for $500 on cashapp:

"I want you to impress me down in the comments...you have to be beautiful and nice to me." I will never not be baffled by his narcissistic entitlement. "Yes I live in a group home because I can't be trusted to live by myself like an adult. Yes I'm unemployed. Yes I have no education. Yes I'm ugly as shit. Yes I'm built like a Hutt but without the power and influence. Yes I have a micropenis. Yes I'm a moron. Yes I'm racist and think blacks need to go back into the fields. Clearly I deserve a beautiful young woman, that is OBVIOUS!."

He lied about literally every single thing he said in this video ffs. and the fact he thinks a zoom call somehow proves he's not being fucked with shows how stupid he is. He seems to have forgotten the lacie incident. I'd laugh my ass off if somebody tricked him with an AI generated woman and voice in zoom. He absolutely has that coming. and whats he going to do when he breaks the laptop like he did the last one? Theres also the fact that an immediate demand to get on zoom or similar programs to 'prove' you're a woman is usually taken as a massive red flag by women and almost always means the guy is a scammer, a creep, an idiot or some combination of those. Also plenty of women don't use that shit at all, let alone with some batshit mental creep like lucas who would absolutely record the call if he could figure out how for creepy purposes and to blackmail her if he didn't get what he wanted. No doubt threatening to out her as a catfisher or whatever for being weirded out by his behavior and cutting contact. Its not like he hasn't tried to pull similar behavior in the past

That said, he's back to claiming he's going to have a job again soon

and he's now posting AI generated gibberish. I don't think he understood what that first one even said, cause thats pure AI coming up with nonsense and presenting it in a bizarre way. Note the is present at the youngest age of a woman (nigger what?) that sentence doesn't even make sense. Neither does that last part about the fetus. This is AI coming up with fake cases for legal documents tier stupidity, and lucas being lucas is too stupid to realize what he's reading doesn't make sense and posts it thinking it makes him sound smart. Doubly stupid considering he just asked the prompt to tell him stuff about telomeres

 

[Particle Bored]

Note the is present at the youngest age of a woman (nigger what?) that sentence doesn't even make sense.

It kind of does. As women are born with all of their eggs, if telomeres are most abundant in the youngest, most "immature" oocytes, that essentially means at birth.

The implications of this supposed fact upon Wern's quest for the most fecund, telomerase-infused ova is disturbing to say the least. If claiming the goal is maximization of telomerase in procreation, well, let's just say 18-25, or even 16-25, is not really the "peak" target age. (not saying he wants to fuck infants, but youngest possible age of fertility would be the "scientifically logical" conclusion)

 

[VoidFace]

New videos. In this one he claims that he "follows the Ten Commandments better than most christians" even the first one through a "loop hole" (read: Lucas is an idiot). Lets go through them and see:

1. "I am the lord thy god..." Lucas failed already.
2. No making of graven images. This can be translated as making no images of things in heaven or on earth...I know for a fact Lucas has drawn things before so: failed.
3. Don't take the name of god in vain. Obvious fail on the part of Lucas.
4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. HAH. No.
5. Honor thy father and mother. Lying about them and pining over their (imagined) money is not honoring them.
6. You shall not murder. Hey, one that Lucas has done...just like most people.
7. You shall not commit adultery. Lucas hasn't but not for lack of trying, he is just repellant to every woman on the planet.
8. You shall not steal. Remember ripping off that minimum wage delivery guy, Luke? Or stealing thousands from taxpayers since you claim you aren't bipolar but still cash your disability?
9. You shall not give false witness against your neighbor. Lucas you did this literally, you lied about your neighbors in order for them to give you a girl to rape for your silence.
10. You shall not covet...LMAO. Sorry I couldn't even get through that one without laughing. I know of no one who encapsulates the word "covetous" more than Lucas.

Great job, Luke, you follow one of them. You're killin' it!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

But Lucas, being indigent, can only have $2,000 at the start of the month, this includes his check and all assets.

Asset limit was raised to $5000 recently. Not that it matters for Lucas who has like less than $100 each month left after Mallon takes their share.

Also that racist video was hilarious. Thanks for proving that virtue signaling BLM faggots are often the most racist of all, Luke.

Also, if Lucas could get low-income housing, he would obviously get that ASAP.

 

[Particle Bored]

New videos. In this one he claims that he "follows the Ten Commandments better than most christians" even the first one through a "loop hole" (read: Lucas is an idiot). Lets go through them and see:

1. "I am the lord thy god..." Lucas failed already.
2. No making of graven images. This can be translated as making no images of things in heaven or on earth...I know for a fact Lucas has drawn things before so: failed.
3. Don't take the name of god in vain. Obvious fail on the part of Lucas.
4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. HAH. No.
5. Honor thy father and mother. Lying about them and pining over their (imagined) money is not honoring them.
6. You shall not murder. Hey, one that Lucas has done...just like most people.
7. You shall not commit adultery. Lucas hasn't but not for lack of trying, he is just repellant to every woman on the planet.
8. You shall not steal. Remember ripping off that minimum wage delivery guy, Luke? Or stealing thousands from taxpayers since you claim you aren't bipolar but still cash your disability?
9. You shall not give false witness against your neighbor. Lucas you did this literally, you lied about your neighbors in order for them to give you a girl to rape for your silence.
10. You shall not covet...LMAO. Sorry I couldn't even get through that one without laughing. I know of no one who encapsulates the word "covetous" more than Lucas.

Great job, Luke, you follow one of them. You're killin' it!

What's got two thumbs and a micropenis?

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