Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

Not sure the best place to post this but Coomalot just crashed about 20 cars on Lap 5 of the Daytona ARCA race. He was in 8th, went into the wall and took out everyone behind him. Here's a replay of the crash, he's the turquoise car:


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Nobody hit him to cause that and he blamed the [Timcast] car in the interview.

Dude drives like the careers of his sponsors.

 

[Captain Manning]

Finally able to clip Coom's post-crash Care Center interview and it's so bad! This is an all-timer, dude just cost a bunch of people millions of dollars and then tries to laugh it off at the end. Afterwards the announcer jokes that he needs his head checked again! Definitely get this buffoon another car! He isn't paying for it unlike the other guys! (he actually infers that, "It was fun!")


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The full race replay is up here: https://www.foxsports.com/replay/fmc-qtt121gtdjfmu59h

Also worth noting that in the actual crash clip the male announcer says "This has taken out a lot of really strong cars in this race. This will change the dynamic."

Near the end at 0:54:

That's what's gonna get his ass in a sling. He, as a backmarker, or even midfielder, taking out cars that have an actual chance of winning.

I know crashes happen, but Cody is never gonna win the Daytona 500, much less an ARCA title. I don't even know if he can win *a* race.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Coom needs to stop larping as Dale Earnhardt before he crashes enough and joins him, or even worse, kills someone that actually matters

Wherever Coomy goes after he dies, it will surely not be in the presence of St. Dale, thank you.

He’s not worthy to drive a Neon shitbox at my favorite quarter-mile’s chain race.

 

[RodgerDodger]

ARCA racing is mostly a paid LARPing experience. You do better based on the car you are in. The car you are in is better or worse based on how much money you are paying them to be in it. I can't see anyone wasting a better car on Camelot given where he is right now and I don't think he has enough money to buy his way into a really good car.

I could see GameStop sponsoring his car in the hopes he does kill himself. But it would be one of the really cheap deathtrap cars.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm not surprised this went under the radar since it was on Pat Dixon's Rumble channel, but TV's Wil Herron has updates on April:

She's moved to a different city, and she may be seeing somebody. The qover split up is amicable now, but things could get ugly if word gets out. Would explain her socials going dark.

April update via Ethan Ralph enjoyer TV's Wil Herron. It may explain her going dark on socials, especially on Valentine's Day. Apparently Nick is still white-knighting Qayla, even though he's talked about her ruined body. One of those, "I don't play with my toys, but neither can you," situations I guess.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

April update via Ethan Ralph enjoyer TV's Wil Herron. It may explain her going dark on socials, especially on Valentine's Day. Apparently Nick is still white-knighting Qayla, even though he's talked about her ruined body. One of those, "I don't play with my toys, but neither can you," situations I guess.

"Nick, he is fiercely loyal to Kayla".

At this point Wil may as well say "Nick told me..."

Since the source is obviously Nick Rekieta, I assume this is bullshit.

This is an all-timer, dude just cost a bunch of people millions of dollars and then tries to laugh it off at the end. Afterwards the announcer jokes that he needs his head checked again! Definitely get this buffoon another car! He isn't paying for it unlike the other guys! (he actually infers that, "It was fun!")

He looks and sounds like someone who is in over his head.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Something something about the revenge porn case? I don't recall her discussing nudes or lewds. She definitely threw shade at Kayla but that hardly seems relevant to the RP case.

My guess is that criminal RP case is foreshadowing the civil case. The public figure Aaeon Imholte used his forum to intentionally and publicly shame private citizens Kayla and April. Both Kayla and April will have clean records and no internet presence. And Aaron, "with malicious intent went on his show to humiliate and harm both of them to make money." At least, that's what Nick thinks will be the best way to destroy Aaron.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

You know this thread is slow when we're discussing some other gay faggot failure's latest car wreck. Wish Coomie still had the Rekieta Law car.

My guess is that criminal RP case is foreshadowing the civil case. The public figure Aaeon Imholte used his forum to intentionally and publicly shame private citizens Kayla and April. Both Kayla and April will have clean records and no internet presence. And Aaron, "with malicious intent went on his show to humiliate and harm both of them to make money." At least, that's what Nick thinks will be the best way to destroy Aaron.

A civil case will be even better to drag out all the funny details about the wife swapping and cuckoldry. So I hope Nick dials up Randazza and says he's got another case for him. Nick needs a money printer now, and as a genius ex-lawyer he knows well that suing people in court is an awesome way to make money. And if he finds the right lawyer, maybe he can score some booze or blow!

 

[Maude Snew]

I swear I see so much of lowtax in nick its crazy.

Lowtax didn't feed his children any drugs though, not that he was a good parent, he was just less shit at it than Nick. The most Lowtax thing I want to see in Nick though is the 5.7 shoved into his mouth though. After he wins the third award naturally there will just be nowhere else left to take the sport.

 

[Folgers Can]

I'm surprised Nick's not in Melton's chat right now for the shit-on-Aaron party. Ethan Ralph is there. (Nick tweeted 50 min ago so he's around.) Tinfoil theory: Nick doesn't want to appear with Ethan Ralph who has already pissed off Stearns County.

Theory 2: he may be reeling from the realization that his new "friends" have squeezed every last drop of content out of him that they can and his attempts to monopolize their shows have worn out his welcome, as seen in the previous day's show where even his paid supertips now only elicit the same running gag swatting Nick away like the annoying gadfly that he is:

Is the modern-day King David's time of refuge beyond the Jordan finally at an end? Where else can he go for daily affirmation now that even the Dabbleverse is tired of him?


Theory 3: he may have been too depressed at the breaking news now being reported by a fairly prominent Dabbleverse squirrel, about word getting around in those circles that Nick's request to attend Hackamania has been DENIED DENIED DENIED:

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Perhaps the squirrel is just speculating based on Nick's weeks of failure to confirm approval since his hearing, or speculating about travel approval being a possible subject of that weird filing in Nick's case docket that has no retrievable document:

[L]

Or perhaps the squirrel is just speculating based on the way that MAPton's crew went about inviting the Ralphamale to Hackamania as if they need to fill a void after learning from Nick that he won't make it, with their pitch to Ralph pointing out that Juju will be a familiar face for him there, while conspicuously leaving out Ralph's ol' pal Nick for some reason:

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Whether it's speculation or not, I want to believe, Dabbleverse squirrel.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Nick, he is fiercely loyal to Kayla".

At this point Wil may as well say "Nick told me..."

Since the source is obviously Nick Rekieta, I assume this is bullshit.

Yeah, as much as I want April leaving Nick and moving to a other city to be true, I'm gonna have to ask Will to provide a source.

Or, if he needs to maintain confidentiality (which I totally understand), at least state that said source is neither Nick or anybody who is a known Balldoguard.

Theory 3: he may have been too depressed at the breaking news now being reported by a fairly prominent Dabbleverse squirrel, about word getting around in those circles that Nick's request to attend Hackamania has been DENIED DENIED DENIED:

This is also gonna have to be properly sourced. The judge didn't seem to have any issue with it.

Though, there's something else in that screenshot...

$275 to attend this pedo's gay event?! GTFO!!!

 

[Harm]

I would gladly pay $275 to never have to see or think about anyone attending Hackamania ever again.

even his paid supertips now only elicit the same running gag swatting Nick away like the annoying gadfly that he is

This is how everyone should be treating Nick, but it's even more striking coming from the obese pedophile loser Patrick Melton.

This is like getting punked out by Meg Griffin or Milhouse.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

$275 to attend this pedo's gay event?! GTFO!!!

CLOUT Guaranteed!
But that's the special VIP (very important pedo) deal. The normal deal is merely the high, high price of $130.

Of course that price may go up. That's the appeal of LOCKED-IN pricing.

 

[AltisticRight]

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So he didn't even get the upper end of wigger plates, he went with shitty discount garbage from chain supermarkets. Gross and sad. Pathetic even since neither of them has a fucking job. How hard is it to put plate in dishwasher, then press button? Useless and lazy couple of bums.

Ok I admit it I took April to Vegas for a few weeks sorry bois

That explains the rancid odour of rotten eggs and expired fish.

I don't think paper plates are expensive, but I think in those vids I saw, it was both about money and about time allocation and management with a small dishwasher and a bunch of little kids needing high-intensity time in the evening. It looked awful to me, and depressing, but I get that people sometimes do what they need to do.

It's sad to say but that might be why they're not too well off in the first place. Anyone who sits down for 5 minutes to run the numbers would realise it's so much cheaper to use proper dinnerware. When one's using paper garbage, it's not just the plates, there's also plastic bags and excessive food waste. They might have lacked the forethought to consider these factors.
I personally don't even throw away most food scraps, the butt ends of carrots, onions and whatnot can be used to make stock.
Tide pods aren't necessary either, dishwasher powder is just as good with a prewash cycle and costs a fifth.

Nick's best path forward, to whatever extent he has any online future all, is... ironically enough... "guns and Trump."

Is he even vaguely "right wing"? He's an abortionist druggie that assisted in snuffing Jamaican babies, threw tantrums at people making fun of Barack Hussein Obama's transvestite-esque chimp wife and visits hellhole resorts for slatternly green hippie swingers. He's as right as two plus two equals five.
I guess scamming PPP loans is the only rightoid thing about him, but then a few leftoids scammed PPP loans too so that's hardly left/right issue.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I was only checking her Instagram, and on Feb 13th, her IG was still online; it only disappeared on Feb 14th, as I mentioned in my previous post.

One would guess that she cleaned up her other social media accounts on the same day, but you never know... As far as I've seen, there were no new comments or posts on her Instagram profile on the 13th.



She might have blocked the throwaway account I was using, but I don't think so... When searching on other engines (flufi.me), I could not find her handle, and I did not find any other April on Rekieta's following list.

April’s Pinterest also appears to be gone.

 

[AnOminous]

How's he still allowed to race in Nascar with the amount of crashes he causes? Is crashing a common thing in Nascar or do they just keep letting him in cause he gives good money?

It isn't NASCAR, it's some bargain basement semi-pro thing called ARCA.

Even they shouldn't be allowing some absolute lolcow asshat like Coomalot to be constantly crashing cars.

So TL;DR, Coomalot's crash is indeed his fault and he should be laughed at, but ARCA is not F1. Fiery 15+ car crashes are so normal in ARCA that regular fans won't even remember it.

I didn't know this. The only races I've been to were actual NASCAR. Not a huge motorhead, but they were all fun events. I didn't even know ARCA existed but it appears to be a lolcow factory.

Apparently you go to NASCAR to watch actual racers displaying skill, but to ARCA to eat popcorn and watch retards crash their cars.

Actual NASCAR is shit like Walmart, McDonalds, Anheuser-Busch, Coca-Cola.

This particular ARCA series is apparently Menards. It's mostly a Midwest thing. It's a big box semi-Home Depot thing.

 

[not william stenchever]

This is like getting punked out by Meg Griffin or Milhouse.

"It looks like Meg Griffin has AIDS skelly on the ropes! OH MY GOD! HERE COMES MILHOUSE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It may explain her going dark on socials, especially on Valentine's Day.

April’s Pinterest also appears to be gone.

I forgot that the 14th was Valentine's Day in the US, which makes more sense now. Instead of a specific event prompting her social media exodus, it seems more like a consequence of timing.

She had been ignored by her love interest for months; Rekieta rekindled her hope when they were openly flirting on Twitter. Then, someone forced Rekieta to cut ties, and she was ignored again. Her BPD might have led her to delete all her social media on Valentine's Day, hoping someone would contact her again.

Purely speculation.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would gladly pay $275 to never have to see or think about anyone attending Hackamania ever again.

But that's the special VIP (very important pedo) deal. The normal deal is merely the high, high price of $130.

Let it be known that anybody who pays $275, or even $130, to go to this thing is mentally retarded, and ought to be put under a conservatorship.

To put this in perspective, a single adult can get into Disneyland for cheaper than that (if you go on a low demand day). One-day tickets start at $104.

Is he even vaguely "right wing"? He's an abortionist druggie that assisted in snuffing Jamaican babies, threw tantrums at people making fun of Barack Hussein Obama's transvestite-esque chimp wife and visits hellhole resorts for slatternly green hippie swingers. He's as right as two plus two equals five.
I guess scamming PPP loans is the only rightoid thing about him, but then a few leftoids scammed PPP loans too so that's hardly left/right issue.

He's a lolbertarian, and they will generally break for a Republican over a Democrat in most cases. The GOP stands for less rules regulations overall, and lower taxes, despite the social conservatism. Juju is pro-Trump, for example, despite bitching and moaning about how much he hates social conservatives.

As part of his statement concerning the Ulbricht pardon, Trump thanked the "the Libertarian Movement who supported [him] so strongly."

IIRC, the Michelle Obama thing was a Facebook post from many years ago, long before he had a YouTube channel and became famous. I can't personally give him too much shit for that, because I was more liberal than I am now a decade ago too.

 

[AnOminous]

That these two fuckfaces have an audience that listens to their opinion about actual cases is a farce.

The fact that he's reasonably competent in actual practice puts him in my most hated category of Internet lolyers, those who actually know the law but deliberately lie about it to grift. This was my most loathed category of so-called "Law Twitter." Well, other than Greg Douchette, who is in a Z-tier category of his own.

Theory 2: he may be reeling from the realization that his new "friends" have squeezed every last drop of content out of him that they can and his attempts to monopolize their shows have worn out his welcome, as seen in the previous day's show where even his paid supertips now only elicit the same running gag swatting Nick away like the annoying gadfly that he is:

Lmao he went from the top of the world to even the fat greasy pedophile scumbag he has paypigged for hundreds if not thousands of dollars just slapping down his superchats saying "Shut up Rekieta."

Even Howard Stern treated his Wack Pack more respectfully than this chester is treating Nick.

The fat greasy pedophile is embarrassed to be associated with Rekieta. Not the other way around.

What an absolute utter loser. Imagine dangling from the nutsack of a pedophile who openly despises you, and this is your only outlet for your seething tard rage, and actually PAYING to be publicly humiliated. By a fat, greasy pedophile.

I would gladly pay $275 to never have to see or think about anyone attending Hackamania ever again.

I would if it went to some charity I actually agreed with, but not if a single dime went to anyone involved in this vile pedosphere that is the dabbleverse.