OH SHIT GUYS, THERES A GENERAL STRIKE COMING!!!
Comrades! Join with your fellow workers! Shut everything down until our demands are met!
When? Well… The date isn’t exactly set in stone yet…
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Once 11 million people sign the strike pledge, a date will be chosen though.
You can already feel the chill of fear going through the corridors of power and capital!
United, workers all around America will say loudly and proudly: “NOT A CENT SPENT, NOT A MINUTE OF OUR WORK UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET!”
Oh wait… What ARE the demands?
Are we striking for higher wages? A 35 hour work week? No wait, healthcare right?
Yeeees, kinda. You see the ACTUAL demands haven’t been made yet. First we need to get 11 million to sign up for a strike, and THEN we tell people what we’re going on strike for.
Makes sense? Yes.
And don’t worry comrade, you don’t need to worry about going on strike for something that you don’t support. You see there is a BROAD list of demands that has something for EVERYONE!
What demands? Well, in no order of importance:
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So roll out the red flags and start practicing the lyrics for The Internationale, everyone! We’re going to sing on the picket line for the General Strike!
ARRRIIISE YOU VIIIICTIIIMS OF OPRRrrEEEESSSION FOOR THE TYYYRAAANTS FEEEAR YOUR MIIIGHT!