Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

I didn't see anybody mention this. Probably because it happened roughly around the time of the plea hearing.

To the extent anybody cares, Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV last month. That's a CW affiliated station out of Indianapolis.

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lol fat
How does it feel to be the ugly sister?

 

[AnOminous]

The plaque is absolutely poetic. I made a post about it in November but wasn’t able to make out the text on their names.


And speaking of Facebook, Kayla’s mom is vagueposting again.

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Talk some shit ho, grow some ovaries. Tell some TRUTH!

 

[Folgers Can]

The plaque is absolutely poetic. I made a post about it in November but wasn’t able to make out the text on their names.

"'Qover' = Kayla's Trite Quiverfull Movement Mashup" theory status: confirmed.

Pay close attention to the Bible verse. It is Psalm 127:3-5 (the famous verse behind the “Quiverfull” movement):

 

[stupid frog]

And speaking of Facebook, Kayla’s mom is vagueposting again.

Keep enabling your degenerate failure daughter, who is a failure mother to her children.

 

[Captain Manning]

"'Qover' = Kayla's Trite Quiverfull Movement Mashup" theory status: confirmed.

Not only is that lame, it's gross.

It implies this had anything to do with the kids, as opposed to sex and drugs. Those "blessings" went unfed, unwashed, and one of them tested positive for cocaine metabolites.

The actual Quiverfull Movement, though creepy, and a misinterpretation of Psalm 127:3, is less creepy than what went on in that house. As far as I know, polyamory and getting fucked up isn't an inherent part of the Quiverfull Movement.

I deeply resent any attempt by either of them to put a religious spin on what they did.

 

[Pomniman]

I didn't see anybody mention this. Probably because it happened roughly around the time of the plea hearing.

To the extent anybody cares, Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV last month. That's a CW affiliated station out of Indianapolis.

I forgot she existed, but she certainly is something like the Wish dot com equivalent of a prototypical fox news hostess.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I forgot she existed, but she certainly is something like the Wish dot com equivalent of a prototypical fox news hostess.

Like Nick, she is an ever present warning to the dangers of drinking and streaming.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV

They’re referring to her by two different surnames in the same segment. Does everyone there report to work drunk? If so she’ll do well.

 

[Captain Manning]

I forgot she existed

So did I, tbh. I stumbled over the fact she got a new job while perusing Nick-related content via Nitter, verified it, and thought I'd share.

With any luck, she'll be busy with her new job and we won't have to put poor @Balldo's Gate on blood pressure medication. Lol.

They’re referring to her by two different surnames in the same segment. Does everyone there report to work drunk? If so she’ll do well.

In fairness, have you ever been to Indiana? I drove through there twice with some friends. From Chicago to Columbus, and back again.

Anyways, place looked flat as a pancake, and boring as shit. It seemed like a place where people would drink a lot.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I apologize for interrupting the sophisticated discussion here, and I also apologize in advance for breaking the applicable rules. The appropriate punishment I shall be bearing without complaint, sorrowful be the heart. It is nonetheless my compulsion to make this public service announcement and have this on the record once and for all:

I totally would've rawdogged April.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I don’t know why but every time coomalot crashes a car it makes me stupidly happy.

HE’S SO BAD AT IT.

Edit: grammar/spelling is hard.

Which just makes you wonder why the team he's driving for doesn't drop his ass.
If you're going to make it as a racing driver you are either extremely talented behind the wheel, or you are able to bring a shitload of sponsorship cash to the table.
Coomer clearly doesn't have the former, so I'm naturally scratching my head as to who would sponsor such a colossal fuck-up.

EDIT: I just read that Coomer is sponsored by Timcast. lol, lmao even.

 

[Maude Snew]

Why does her face, her body, and her everything look like that?

She's a news anchor.

Suburu makes good quality cars but it’s like the official car of lesbians from San Francisco California to Vancouver Canada.

It's also a thing in Europe to the point where I must conclude it's just universal.

 

[Major]

I didn't see anybody mention this. Probably because it happened roughly around the time of the plea hearing.

To the extent anybody cares, Faran landed a gig as an evening co-anchor for WISH-TV last month. That's a CW affiliated station out of Indianapolis.

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Isn't she the one that got drunk displayed herself on stream?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So did I, tbh. I stumbled over the fact she got a new job while perusing Nick-related content via Nitter, verified it, and thought I'd share.

Funny how many people manage to be objectively better humans than Nick.
She got herself a job! Another loss for the Balldo!

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Coomalot races like how old people fuck or cops order breakfast at Denny's

 

[RotPockets]

Coomalot races like how old people fuck or cops order breakfast at Denny's

He drives like dusty old Rekietas fuck in a Denny’s bathroom full of CopPoop.
up against the wall

 

[galah]

Finally able to clip Coom's post-crash Care Center interview and it's so bad!

lmao, not only is Mr Beanie hardly getting his money's worth with a driver that can't get 6% of the way through a race, the broadcasters don't even get his URL right



sadly timecast.com is just parked and not an informative treatise on the nature of 4D time

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's sad to say but that might be why they're not too well off in the first place. Anyone who sits down for 5 minutes to run the numbers would realise it's so much cheaper to use proper dinnerware. When one's using paper garbage, it's not just the plates, there's also plastic bags and excessive food waste. They might have lacked the forethought to consider these factors.

The only time I’ve seen anyone use paper plates is extremely large and usually outdoor family events more because socializing around events is the desired outcome instead of spending the rest of the day having another thing to clean. Just toss it, move on, garbage can be tossed after. Every day paper plates? Insanity. Even with all his kids you’d think he’d have taught them how to scrub a dish or have a chore chart or something. But no. Mom is zonked out on pills watching Star Trek and Dad is busting his nuts in the cuck chair snorting blow.

 

[Vibralldo]

Coomalot races like how old people fuck or cops order breakfast at Denny's

He should still be sponsored by Rekieta Law because he drives like Nick with a new sports car:

He crashes it immediately

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Every day paper plates? Insanity. Even with all his kids you’d think he’d have taught them how to scrub a dish or have a chore chart or something. But no.

We know thanks to Aaron that the dishwasher was too full of used whiskey glasses to hold actual dishes, so the paper plates do make some practical sense. But holy shit, what a white trash thing to do.