Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[CFC-12]

Jack eats at the Movies: Shifting Gears Review
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He really does just fucking quantify any media he sees as "its gud because he said something right wing" or "its bad because woke". Insane behavior. Also holy shit his voice is getting rough. He sounds like his lungs are full of gelatin.

 

[._.]

The countdown to Jr ending up as a potato dad over in the tard baby gen thread begins now.

Theres gonna be baby cries when hes screaming the gamer word over Call of Duty.
Its cool though because hes friends with black people. Jack posted a photo of him shaking hands with a black guy,

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

But do we know it is his

Jim Traynor Jr


Also, Jack is getting the living shit trolled out of hiM on this F as in Frank. He’s being bounced Around topic to topic. He was defending two separate right wing takes then got led Into doing nacho month and bitching about Super Bowl. He’s all over the place like a cheap suit.


Now he’s getting pissed at the people that want to donate to Janette’s commissary.


Also, Jimmy’s brother may be on JOTG for Chicago deep dish beetza wars. Yay a new scalfatti


Lastly Jack is going on X Spaces next week and will be having a live voice chat.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Does Jack Jr have a job?

I think he was working at a warehouse for a charity that gave out shoes?


My random.txt
”What have you got to lose now?”

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I think he was working at a warehouse for a charity that gave out shoes?


My random.txt
”What have you got to lose now?”

He’s a landscaper now. He was shoveling snow in downtown Nashville in his Sochas the other week. He will quit that once it gets hot out. That fatboy and his Islam beard are not suited for manual labor In Nashville’s disgustingly sticky summers .


The speculation is that the sneaker thing is dead because of theft or diversion hijinks with Junior selling many pairs of hype sneakers in a suspicious array of sizes.

 

[abobe]

Jimmy was telling chat about how his stretched his ears, for his gauges, with a padlock. Jack thought it would be a good time to share his experience with stretching things out.

 

[LifeAlert]

Jimmy was telling chat about how his stretched his ears, for his gauges, with a padlock. Jack thought it would be a good time to share his experience with stretching things out.

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I guess he stopped "choosing to be straight"

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I eagerly await the first-ever third generation Lolcow.

Dread it. Run from it.

Jaxsyn LeBron Scalfani arrives all the same.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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Hope that kid is raised well but having Jack as a grandparent would be hell.

Thank god Jack's arms are useless, don't want him choking the kid

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack is going to hate this baby for becoming the center of attention. He really can’t stand being a secondary focus. I’m positive he has been jealous of Jack Jr. since he was a baby, just because Tammy made their son the center of her attention.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack using RFK to promote his shitty diet

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I genuinely wonder who Jack thinks caused 9/11?

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Jack is easily impressed by the most basic meme format

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He's the epitome of a "low information voter". Anything that even remotely matches his bias and it's automatically 100% true.

Let's all keep in mind, by his own admission, he CHOOSES to be straight.

Again just more tacit admissions that he's gay and wants to suck dick.

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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So is the baby going to be black? I'm betting it's coming out darker than usual due to Jr. being gay and into kids and Hammy Jr getting railed by her own Jim Traynor.

Just saying three years they've been trying and can't get pregnant? Jr is shooting blanks.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

IMO Tammy Junior is preggo.


One day Jack Junior will have his very own Garrett-Jamal Junior to choke !


Jack sr will be an asshole and probably have a stroke when he isn’t the center of attention for five seconds, assuming he makes it the next 9 months

CALLED IT!

 

[BlastMonk]

What are the odds Jack dies before the baby is born?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Jack is going to hate this baby for becoming the center of attention. He really can’t stand being a secondary focus. I’m positive he has been jealous of Jack Jr. since he was a baby, just because Tammy made their son the center of her attention.

He's going to be even more upset when the kids ditch the baby on Tammy to raise and Tammy only has room in her life for one helpless ball of flesh, leaving Jack to fend for himself.

 

[p1138]

What are the odds Jack dies before the baby is born?

Nah, Fatty dies after the baby is born because the wendigo will be able to move to a fresher host.

 

[abobe]

Hope that kid is raised well but having Jack as a grandparent would be hell.

Thank god Jack's arms are useless, don't want him choking the kid

If it were any other person, I would feel bad that they physically could not cradle or hold their grandchild in their arms. But it is Jack and he continued to put himself where he is.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is cursed, first Juju is (allegedly) producing a daughter with his never-wife forever-girlfriend Marie Hulagirl86 Valenzuela, and now this.
On one hand I hope the kid beats their White trash genetic lottery, on the other hand, there's a new generation of lolcows blooming.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Wait.... Scalfani reproduced?

 

[waffle]

I didn't think there was any way in the universe that Jack could shamble on long enough to become a grandfather.

I've been out of the Jack sphere for a long time. Did Tammy ever get a new accounting job? The financial/material success of the Scalfani's has always flabbergasted me, I kind of just assumed she embezzled money, I guess.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Jim Traynor Jr


Also, Jack is getting the living shit trolled out of hiM on this F as in Frank. He’s being bounced Around topic to topic. He was defending two separate right wing takes then got led Into doing nacho month and bitching about Super Bowl. He’s all over the place like a cheap suit.


Now he’s getting pissed at the people that want to donate to Janette’s commissary.


Also, Jimmy’s brother may be on JOTG for Chicago deep dish beetza wars. Yay a new scalfatti


Lastly Jack is going on X Spaces next week and will be having a live voice chat.

This is too much lore to keep up with. I miss shitty recipes at this point.