DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ivan Daniloff]

For some reason LTG is less disgusting than Phail to me. I don't know why, it isn't like he's a nice person. Phail seems so much worse imo.

LTG is arguably handsome and objectively fit. That combination goes a long way. We’re just animals after all.

Why is his entire Kick chat demanding Kirk be banned again? What did he do now?

When they succeeded with bullying him into unbanning Chimchar, you knew they were going to do it again. Kirk being a known supporter AND racist is a perfect wedge issue. DSP can’t win.

 

[BlastMonk]

I am fully convinced that Derich is still watching just under a different name, and was told to not act as autistic.

He is hes the captain Vietnam guy or whatever his name is from a few streams ago that pulled a derich and info dumped at phil and phil read it in the same tone he read all of derichs shit in the past

 

[Iron Hamster]

I do note that Officer Whitney didn't mention recognizing the snort fort as that old 'chop shop' which is something that would stick out like a sore thumb in that community so as to not be forgotten.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

You know, if Phil wasn't such a retarded narc he could have twisted the whole 220 thing in his favor. Like change the goal to 220 or promise to read every and all 2.20/22.0 donations unconditionally. Again, if he wasn't a retarded narc. If he wasn't.

Don’t worry he’ll implement it in a couple years after the funny wears off.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

LTG is arguably handsome and objectively fit. That combination goes a long way. We’re just animals after all.

While Dale is probably on the top 5 for most attractive lolcows (as in, he doesn't look like Wings, Phil, Cyraxx or CWC) it's known that he uses a combination of lighting, resizing his camera and filters to look better. Look at his appearance at the streamer awards and he looks much worse without his usual setup. Also, he's known for his chicken legs, so Phil wasn't really wrong when he called him Johnny Bravo.

Still, considering that both Dale and Dave are around the same age (LTG is 40), he does look good for his age, but I guess he's obsessed with looking young just like Phil is obsessed with RGB lights and eating Arby's. As for his obsession with BBC fanfiction, I'd say he's on par with Phil's obsession with scat, both always tell the same sexual fantasy about fucking other men/poop respectively. One thing I'll say is thus, you can feel bad for LTG more easily since he was a tall nerd who got bullied in highschool on top of being abandoned by his dad because nig. Not to mention LTG's trolls finding out about his daughter and then going to his ghetto to confirm he lives in a shithole.

Phil is lucky no detractor has gone there yet.

 

[BlastMonk]

I do note that Officer Whitney didn't mention recognizing the short fort as that old 'chop shop' which is something that would stick out like a sore thumb in that community so as to not be forgotten.

Oh yeah Phil said his garage was used as a in home chop shop. I know nothing about dodgey car places like that but I don't think any of them operate out of a suburban home in a gated community

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

New Snort Burnell video is out:

ICYMI Frawny also uploaded today:

I can't figure out exactly what it is, but Phil has been different since the Cambian interview. ALT said on WPIG that he sounds much more downbeat than usual, and he's right. If you compare the BO6 stream from right before the "Interview" with the one last night, it's almost a night and day difference. He sounds like Tee got murdered all over again. I think we just transitioned into a new "era" of a Phil who's starting to realize his whole "redemption" was a lie, and I have a feeling we are going to see something major as reality settles in.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Pretty soon every day is gonna be a black shirt beg day. Pigflation is getting out of hand.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

This dumpyKoala is a clear sock account. Been subbed since Oct 13. Only started talking in kick chat Feb 6th

https://kickchatlogs.com/logs/37783757/dumpykoala/DSPGamingREAL

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil is lucky no detractor has gone there yet.

Dude, how could a detractor get past the gate?

 

[Burl McMillan]

he sounds much more downbeat than usual

Nothing a couple nights of gin and hogans can't fix

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil never called the police about identity theft. He called the police about an entirely different issue and then while talking to the police for that problem, he alleges the police told him they can't help with identity theft.

This conversation with the police was a lie phil thought up years later to explain why he didn't get a police report for his "identity theft". Phil doesn't have a good answer for why he didn't report his identity theft to the police so he claims the police previously told him they only help with human trafficking so he didnt even bother trying to go to them. The whole point of tracking down the police involved was to confirm whether they did or didn't tell phil they can't help with identity theft and that they only help with human trafficking.

My guess is Phil was contacting the police about the Comcast internet guy fucking with him, I believe the timeline fits. If so, then there is a connection here and it would make sense to Phil to explain his unusual 'career'.

I can understand not contacting police about the bank leaks because nothing was stolen and they didn't have access to his account. They just accessed his statement through the phone with his publicly available SS#, so what are they going to do about it?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Dude, how could a detractor get past the gate?

I have no idea, this is quite the impenetrable barrier that you couldn't just slide open like it's nothing.



Quote of the night: "Why is there sun in hell?"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My guess is Phil was contacting the police about the Comcast internet guy fucking with him, I believe the timeline fits. If so, then there is a connection here and it would make sense to Phil to explain his unusual 'career'.

I can understand not contacting police about the bank leaks because nothing was stolen and they didn't have access to his account. They just accessed his statement through the phone with his publicly available SS#, so what are they going to do about it?

Phil called the police because someone sent him a death threat. It's the basis of the report.

Phil said on stream after the leaks dropped that he had gotten the law involved because someone had stolen thousands of dollars from him after his identity was stolen. He was trying to form a narrative that the bank leaks were fake and someone else was doing all the micro transactions. He apparently didn't know that they went back 18 months.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I can understand not contacting police about the bank leaks because nothing was stolen and they didn't have access to his account. They just accessed his statement through the phone with his publicly available SS#, so what are they going to do about it?

He says he's out thousands upon thousands of dollars and had to hire multiple lawyers. You call the cops for that. His story is that the leaks are fake, this other stuff is what actually happened. So figuring out that he never called the police is another box to tick that his story is bullshit and the leaks are real.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phils rubbing his neck every so often to stealth beg for his fake injury is truly pathetic. Any neck or back pain he has is caused by a total lack of excercise and being fat pulling those muscles/ligaments forwards. Women with Phils bust would experince some type of backpain

 

[johnkimble123]

He says he's out thousands upon thousands of dollars and had to hire multiple lawyers. You call the cops for that. His story is that the leaks are fake, this other stuff is what actually happened. So figuring out that he never called the police is another box to tick that his story is bullshit and the leaks are real.

Don't forget Phil has a lawyer on retainer too, like he's a corporation

 

[Digger10]

Quote of the night: "Why is there sun in hell?"

It sounds kind of philosophical out of context.

 

[neger psykolog]

this Derich shit is so annoying, he acts like Derich is his dead son who was murdered by The Tractors. Weird seeing a 43 year old man develop this weird parasocial relationship with a retarded Asian pedophile who watched his shitty streams. Phil's hard drives need to be checked

It's just like Indiana Jones!

 

[lupinthethird]

Phil has said that he has no interest in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 because he saw Kat playing the first game and didn't like it so therefore he assumed he wouldn't like it (dumb). I'm currently watching Kino Casino and PPP just said that Phil didn't want to play KCD2 because the game wouldn't tell him where to go. I'm wondering if that's just PPP giving Phil a good ol' light razzing or if that's the truth of the matter and his mom-wife not liking it excuse is just what he's saying to save face. Think of how great a playthrough of Dave running around without any idea where to go would be.