[PHENOTYPES] Taking The Hitler Test - A Study of the Direct Logical Opposite to Jewishness

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Dagoth AMOGUS said:
And they say musk derangement syndrome isn’t real
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Why should there be issue with Elon Musk? He's an energetic fellow who did a little dance of the brain with the effect of dancing into his right arm. Such occurrences are as inevitable as the occurrence of Germanics in the first place in the world. (It's sad that they jumped so fast to genociding, or else they could have made a cute, autistic, permissible religion of themselves.)

A more pertinent sign of the time is Trump hand (you know the one from his every rally). It has a discernible effect within theory, and pretty much the same effect on every orator that uses it. As a society the same as we watch the rise of Trumpism we should know that 100% correlates with people who do Trump hand (such as Vice President Vance, obviously).

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But that's only if we care about Trumpism.

Human Waiter said:
Should the blinking be involuntary? What if I feel a slight compulsion to blink, but it can be easily supressed?
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You would call this a stunning success if you can perceive the Gentile Square. Outside of that you're overthinking, so settle down. Most organic manias will make you smart, so, be glad to learn about yourself and decide whether you care to learn more about Machine Method.

If you're saying you found your square subsequent to Hitler salute, that doesn't mean you're Hitler. There is a video describing how to take a Fast Germanic Score in the OP without the booster, and if you find your score that way, that'll be your answer (if you can't, then there is a more arcane instruction pending but that's fine.)

imbecile said:
I'm still a bit confused as to how this new test works exactly but I'll try and figure it out as soon as I'm home. Meanwhile, I have two questions:

Does this in any way relate to the "Carbonation Grimace" test or is it something different entirely?

Also, do you have any suspicions as to what Null's results would be were he to take The Hitler Test?

Thanks!
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Everyone is his own phenotype (which phenotype is either tolerant of faults like Germanicism or intolerant like the Kosher Jew). I suppose you could say I'm exposing you to an algorithm that could be used to characterize anyone's phenotype, and if Null would sit for 10 minutes, with plain instruction I'd be glad to phenotype him.

A biologist finds a jawbone and writes down its dental formula: {3 1 4 3}/{3 1 4 3}. It's kind of like that (but six numbers, and Hitler is only one of them.) Florian phenotype centers around {6,8,6}{6,8,6}.

In the context of Florian syndrome, I more or less prove it to result from Germanicism and Jewish transforms at once. Anyone with evidence of an asymmetrical face needs to get that checked out (by Henstepl), but I have recently made a permanent fix of an otherwise-permanent transform-error in my brain, resolving my asymmetry. (I'll post about that later.)
 
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Sultan Bin Jewstar said:
I haven't been this disappointed since someone tried to explain soyjak speech to me.
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Did The Hitler Test not work for you?

henstepl said:
Everyone is his own phenotype (which phenotype is either tolerant of faults like Germanicism or intolerant like the Kosher Jew). I suppose you could say I'm exposing you to an algorithm that could be used to characterize anyone's phenotype, and if Null would sit for 10 minutes, with plain instruction I'd be glad to phenotype him.

A biologist finds a jawbone and writes down its dental formula: {3 1 4 3}/{3 1 4 3}. It's kind of like that (but six numbers, and Hitler is only one of them.) Florian phenotype centers around {6,8,6}{6,8,6}.

In the context of Florian syndrome, I more or less prove it to result from Germanicism and Jewish transforms at once. Anyone with evidence of an asymmetrical face needs to get that checked out (by Henstepl), but I have recently made a permanent fix of an otherwise-permanent transform-error in my brain, resolving my asymmetry. (I'll post about that later.)
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Though I do believe that some of it is beyond my current scope of understanding again, I do appreciate the very detailed answer - thank you!

I hope you don't mind me asking a few more questions:

I still haven't had time to study and try The Hitler Test myself but you mentioned that it might not work if I don't have the gay index finger. What are my chances of success if I don't have the finger and how can I increase the likelihood of me taking a successful Hitler Test if I'm not gay-fingered? Would the more arcane methods you've alluded to help? If so, I can't wait to read about them.

How did you come up with this new test? I'm sure people would be interested in how you go about discovering tests such as this.

Looking forward to reading about how you've resolved your asymmetry!
 
I've read the works of Eugen Fischer and OP's real phenotype is Andy-Kaufman-fucked-Tony-Soprano
 
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