Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Neurotypical Mantis]

It makes my skin crawl whenever she calls men's chests 'tits.'

i think it's funny on its own but when in the context of gross pooners like her and puppychan its humor is lost.

 

[pink cigarettes]

You'll be alright, Staph. Many of your diagnoses are self diagnosed.

Why are you getting your news from Facebook, you grandma?

Two instances of "I saw something on TikTok that's keeping me up at night...." and "It says on Facebook that this scary thing will happen...."

We joke about Stephanie being trans-boomer but she has no idea how obvious it is that she really has not had any meaningful socialization apart from her parents. The harder she tries to prove otherwise, by doing things like drinking gas station canned cocktails and going to local politician meet and greets, the more it is evident.
Just embrace your true form as a straight white boomer cat lady, Stephanie. Look into your heart, you know it to be true

 

[S.C.U.D.]

She has so many doctors appointments, I don't even know what for.

I'll hazard a guess and say it's because FAT.

 

[glass_houses]

I'll hazard a guess and say it's because FAT.

Or a munchie.

Or suffering the consequences of poisoning herself with cross sex hormones when she's already a sickly FAS baby.

 

[Quack_Quack]

At the start of one of her live streams she pointed the camera at it and got defensive over the fact it's a mountain, NOT a hill like some people say.

It's not a fucking mountain, it's barely a hill (rants in English person living in hilly areas)

Moorcat has to eat a stupidly expensive hypoallergenic cat food. Is it fun spending that much money on cat food? No, obviously not, but it’s what he needs to thrive so we suck it up because we love him.

i do love the cat sperging

It must have been next level, and it must have been to do with the kids. She lived on site so she couldnt have been late or absent . There's got to have been something that turned the boss against her.

Full on naked shitting in the communal bathroom with an unlocked/open stall door, whilst singing the peepeepoopoo song.

WHERE DO YOU FIND THE DMS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A GROUP THAT ISNT ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF TRANS GAY TIEFLINGS
For real though, Mr. Boobwhiskers and I just want a group to play 3.5 with who won't lose their mind if I call his dwarf character a digger

My group is pretty normal, the only weirdo is me.... but I'm not that weird

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It can be. Many cats are prone to intrusiveness, curiosity, and FOMO.

"Meow. I see you are eating food. What is that? You seem to like it. Smells interesting. I want some. Can I have some? I probably won't like it, but give me some. Just one piece. Maybe I'll make you think I ate it, but I'll really just chew it a couple times and stealthily spit it out on the floor somewhere for you to step in later. Ya know, eating in front of me without offering me any is fucking rude, so let's see how you like it if I hover around you shoving my face in your bowl making sure my asshole is directly in your line of sight at all times. Bon appetit, you fuck. I mean meow."
- Cats

Stop being so sexist smh. It's not a girl cat problem. If Siggy is frequently being sick then take her to a vet, like any responsible cat owner would do.

Well, Staph, besides the fact that you're probably bribing some affection out of Siggy by sharing the same shitty gas station snacks giving you constant digestive issues, you're also overfeeding her in general to the point the poor cat has doubled in size. Staph's said she has Siggy free feed on excessive amounts of shitty dry kibble and constantly shoves treats in her face instead of playing with her. Even if we don't consider the random tumbleweeds of cat fur, weird plants/herbs, discarded food scraps, or all the other random bits of crap left lying around in Staph's filthy hovel that Siggy could be eating, it's not exactly a fucking mystery why she might be throwing up excessively.

Two instances of "I saw something on TikTok that's keeping me up at night...." and "It says on Facebook that this scary thing will happen...."

We joke about Stephanie being trans-boomer but she has no idea how obvious it is that she really has not had any meaningful socialization apart from her parents. The harder she tries to prove otherwise, by doing things like drinking gas station canned cocktails and going to local politician meet and greets, the more it is evident.
Just embrace your true form as a straight white boomer cat lady, Stephanie. Look into your heart, you know it to be true

It makes you miss the days when retards rarely even had politics on their radar. When we hadn't had social media usher us into full-on Clown World yet, the tards usually spent their time fixating on something like trains, a certain anime, or capeshit and if they worked themselves up into a rage passionately defending their takes on those, it was only occasionally. If they stuck with that instead of almost always tarding out about politics now they'd probably all be better off.

Or a munchie.

Or suffering the consequences of poisoning herself with cross sex hormones when she's already a sickly FAS baby.

Part of it is also that Staph is an unemployed shut-in without real hobbies or anything. She probably just loves finding every excuse to go to the doctor because it's something to break up the day and experience social interaction. I can't think of anything Staph would like more than doctors/therapists/etc where she gets to talk about herself to another party who is obligated to pay full attention, take everything she whines about 100% seriously, and try to solve her (mostly made-up) problems for her in ways that don't involve her doing anything.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So this happened yesterday:

Of course, it got her in trouble today.


You're embarrassing. But she couldn't let it go.


LOL. How is she not actually a parody of a SJW who virtue signals and ends up back at being offensive. Marvellous.

Other caps:

Put 'viking' on anything and she will buy it.


Buy those cat toys that are balls of scrunched up shiny material that crinkle, as they will resemble the same thing and will be pet safe.


No fucking idea what she is talking about.


Maybe you should actually use the opportunity to attempt to play with her whilst she's giddy?


OK.


No idea if what she is saying is at all true.


That vocal coach was a complete waste of money.


'I normally choose nonviolence.' lol.


Staph is not a Swiftie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Buy those cat toys that are balls of scrunched up shiny material that crinkle, as they will resemble the same thing and will be pet safe.

Visualize putting trash in the trash can.

Also if you just wad up a small piece of paper and throw it for the cat, they love that too. Slightly-thick junk mail is great for that. My cat will stare at me as I tear a strip off some real estate flyer, fold it up sort-of accordion, and then finally toss it out for her to destroy. She's invested in the process!

(This is a free option, hence hella anarchic and radical, and you can just throw them away later when the cat abandons them.)

No fucking idea what she is talking about.

I would assume jugs=breasts, but in that case this would be the first inkling of modern-era Stephanie hinting at "top surgery."

 

[A Cat]

'I normally choose nonviolence.' lol

Stephanie only reliably chooses violence against her elderly parents, so not quite an outright lie

Also if you just wad up a small piece of paper and throw it for the cat, they love that too. Slightly-thick junk mail is great for that. My cat will stare at me as I tear a strip off some real estate flyer, fold it up sort-of accordion, and then finally toss it out for her to destroy. She's invested in the process!

#1 cat toy in our house is crumpled silver paper or twist ties, but honestly we all know she never bothers playing with poor fat Siggy.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

News just in: Staph is a heartless bitch.

You are a dick. Get your head from up your ass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

News just in: Staph is a heartless bitch.
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You are a dick. Get your head from up your ass.

Holy shit; that's cartoonishly evil.

"How dare anyone else have emotions when faced with tough news. How dare my father assume that I would give one single shit about his feelings, let alone about my own mother? Now I have sad emotions, and the focus should be completely on me. Also I'm trans, fuck the Jews."

I don't know if I hope that her parents know her socials, or if I hope, for their sake, they don't.

 

[Chromeo]

Also if you just wad up a small piece of paper and throw it for the cat, they love that too. Slightly-thick junk mail is great for that. My cat will stare at me as I tear a strip off some real estate flyer, fold it up sort-of accordion, and then finally toss it ou

I play with my car with a yard stick, he fights it and chomps the ends. It's insane, but he loves the yard stick. Now that he's getting older I mostly let him rub against it and pet him with the stick, he still likes it. Cats are such weirdos, god love them.

News just in: Staph is a heartless bitch.
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You are a dick. Get your head from up your ass.

Ugh. I know we don't pozload my neghole but I wish we could do a meal train for the Cianfriglias. I feel so bad for them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Holy shit; that's cartoonishly evil.

Just realized: Stephanie is committing the sin of tone policing. Hope those SJWs who just outclassed her are still watching.

 

[moorhen]

News just in: Staph is a heartless bitch.
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She’s such a ghoul.

Her parents have been together for a super long time. They clearly still love each other as much as they did when they met. It’s cute.

Her father is reaching out to someone he’s supposed to be able to trust and lean on for emotional support because the most important person in the world to him is sick.

But it doesn’t really affect the most important person in Steph’s world (her), so she doesn’t give a shit.
A normal human reaction is to care about a parents cancer prognosis more than the fact that she potentially might possibly lose access to something she thinks she’s entitled to at some point in the future.

Worse case for Steph? She has to stop being a leech on society and actually contribute. Worse case for her parents? Her dad loses his life partner to a disease that will slowly destroy her.

She deserves every bad thing that happens to her.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"I can't be fucked to give any sympathy to the people who kept me from being in the wildly broken foster system for my entire life (which might have led to me experiencing some real and actual trauma), and who adopted me despite being a FAS baby, and who have supported me long past the limit that most parents would, and who clean my apartment for me and help me adopt animals that I have no business owning, and who have been subjected to physical abuse from me....

I'm too busy worrying about the problems I've invented for myself and which could be easily solved by logging off the Internet and joining the real fucking world. THOSE are what matters, not whether or not my stupid old mom needs more invasive medical procedures. She didn't even molest any kids, why should I spare her any thought?"

 

[Terffals]

Poor, poor Papa Frigly. They did their best raising this crackbaby, they had no idea when they adopted her she’d turn out this demented, and clearly they still love her in some capacity by remaining involved in her ongoing care and this is how she behaves in response?

I’d love it if, when her mother passes, he just cuts her off entirely. Let her sink. What a repulsive toad.

 

[a hapless toad]

Congrats, Staph. You're now #2 on my list of utterly despicable lolcows that I truly wish were dead.

#1 is Yaniv.

Hell isn't going to be the fantasy orgyverse you've imagined. It's going to be infinite suffering and you deserve every single second of it, you absolutely detestable piece of shit.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Amazing that she thinks that post about her parents is an explanation and defense, when it just makes her look SO SO much worse

 

[it's pronounced gif]

What a cunt.

 

[Poonocchio]

I'll be quiet, put my own hat on and refrain from Fedposting.