Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[brooky]

I wouldn't even want my worst enemy to be trapped inside Chantal's mind for even a second:

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But I thought she WAS boycotting??

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I would love to see those initial communications between the 2 of them.

They were introduced by the married listing agent on the Scam Mansion™ that she supposedly had sex with. Who dumped her but introduced her to his Syrian in Kuwait "hot" nephew as a consolation prize. So yes, I'd love to see those initial whatsapp messages. "how much ur salary bitch?" "ur so beaitufiul my wife" "pls dont show bob or vagena"

 

[Boolean Bitch]

It's just a poached egg, small piece of ham, thin slice of fake-cheese and an English muffin. And sodium. Half the daily sodium allowance for someone who must be on a low-sodium diet.

They also seem to drizzle melted margarine from squeezy bottle onto the muffins after they come out of the toaster (why?!?!) If you're watching your transfat intake, it's a good idea to ask for them with "no cheese no margarine" - and then it's exactly the same quality as what you'd make at home.

Jared only had success with it because he a) walked to and from Subway every day for lunch b) ordered the same exact 6 inch sub every day and c) Subway has the option to pile veggies and skip calorie laden dressings. You build the sandwich yourself.

From what I remember of the PedoJared diet, it was advertised as "lots of walking" (which they demonstrated in the commercials as him walking into the sub shop, but he didn't walk to the shop - not that it matters). The diet also involved:

• 1x 12 inch vegetable sub, no cheese no sauces (I'm sure mustard was fine)
• 1x 6 inch turkey sub, no cheese no sauces and no other meat allowed
• lots of water, no juices teas or sodas

NO OTHER FOODS. The subway white bread or "whole wheat" bread (which is really just white bread with caramel colour added to make it look "healthy") is about 500 calories per 12 inch loaf (I think). The portion of turkey was likely less than or around 200 calories. It's unlikely the veggies were more than 200 calories (unless he was getting a pound of olives on every sandwich or something else equally stupid). His total daily caloric intake was likely less than 1500 calories per day - possibly closer to 1200 calories per day.

TL; DR: Fatfuck PedoJared ate less than 1500 calories per day and got off his fat ass. No magic with the food he ate. Though none of this helps Chantal's case, as PedoJared was just a disgusting fatfuck. He wasn't a disgusting fatfuck with out of control diabetes, bloated purple feet, and shitting his asshole inside-out after every meal. There's no fast food diet which can work with *that*.

(and I believe a guy who did his own 30 day McDonald’s binge to disprove Super Size Me)

That guy was a particularily sleazy dude. Kiara Docherty covered him in this video here. I haven't watched the video since she posted it, so I might be getting a some details wrong. I think he was sponsored by McDonalds as an anti-smear campaign after that documentary. His diet was carefully created and monitored by a team of students he formed from the university classes he taught (and of course he was also monitored by a doctor). The students put in a LOT of time and energy finding McDonalds items (and the locations which were still selling them) which fit the macros he needed for his diet (salads, wraps, yogurt cups, etc), and he also did something like 45 minutes to an hour of cardio per day. You know, the EXACT OPPOSITE of what people eating McDonalds due to a lack of time/energy to cook actually do. And the diet is actually IMPOSSIBLE to follow now, as most of the items that were staples of the diet have long been discontinued. He also only did the diet for 30 days. It would be interesting to see his results after 1 year (when the exhaustion of all of the work to source out the specific menu items and make it fit his macros moves onto HIS shoulders after his students graduate and can't be used as free labour anymore).

Again, doesn't compare to Chantal. He wasn't a landwhale with oozy eyes about to pop out of his head or about to have any toes rot off. He was a dude who ate a carefully planned, calorie controlled diet and did a shit-ton of cardio to try and mitigate the short term damage his diet was doing.
[Edit for clarity: not saying 45-60 minutes of cardio is a "shit-ton"; he had to do that IN ADDITION to what he was already doing just to counteract the affects of his "totally healthy McDonalds diet".]

I guess this is just a lot of words to say: this delusional bitch be cray-cray and none of this is gonna work (surprising absolutely NO ONE).

Yeah, these guys look super renowned for their hygiene! At least they’re letting the pregnant cat lounge in the best seat ey?
Eat up Cuntal!

Maybe a sign of decent not the absolute worst food is that the cats aren't thrown into the pot? That probably scores them above some other restaurants around there...

What with Chantal being only 152cm and roughly the shape of a bowling ball, it is probably very difficult to get an accurate BP measurement on her because any cuffs that are large enough for her fat rolls are too wide to also account for her stumpiness. Of course she is hypertensive. She ate 15g of sodium in one day last week.

Yeah, her arms are probably the size of an average sized woman's THIGHS, so even if you can get it around, it's really hard to get it properly lined up with the artery, which can affect the reading. Even if diabetes is becoming an epidemic in Kuwait, based on Chantal's vlogs it doesn't seem like deathfat obesity is, so I don't know if these doctors she's visiting have the bariatric cuffs required for her. Also, I read her as being the "non-compliant, annoying BITCH" patient who acts lkike they're DYING from the pain of the cuff tightening, and she squirms like a little kid and messes up the reading.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

There are multiple non-members in Chantal’s comments of her video that she made open to the general public from earlier this morning, confused as to why they are able to see her livestream, because Cutie was too lazy to edit out the “Members Only” of the title of her live before she made it open to the public. And of course, no explanation provided by Cutie to her confused and most likely older viewers.

I especially find it amusing that she went out of her way to change the title on her pickle jar livestream that was always open to the public.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I'm not even going to address the Pali-sperging rage bait, other than to point out at one point she thought Gaza/Lebanon shared a border with Kuwait. She claimed Israel was lobbing rockets at targets "right over the border" from her.

drizzle melted margarine from squeezy bottle

WTF??? I would never intentionally eat margarine, and I thought I was cool for only eating McMuffins if I got stuck at McDonalds. Goddamn it.

Even if diabetes is becoming an epidemic in Kuwait

Diabetes rates are HILARIOUSLY high in Kuwait. Those niggers sit around eating honey dates and rice until their organs explode. The official data says 22.4 percent of adult males and 14.4 percent of adult females got dat Beetus.

 

[ChatBPD]

BREAKING NEWS

 

[Neko GF]

NERVOUS KARAOKE COVER OF MADONNA'S "LIVE TO TELL" LOL​

(02/20/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=9loj8TC0bJY

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Camel Bro 94]

credit: MeterMalarkey on X

Totally real wife doesn't know what her husband does for a living. She has been there once, when his (now ex) business partner thought he could scam more sweet western money out of her.

credit: hectic llama on X

How does oil rich Kuwait pay for all the fresh creaminess of Kuwait -- nobody knows!


Edit to add;
Oooo I sense trouble in paradise. First Mitski's Washing Machine Heart and now Madonna's Live to Tell. Gorl, if there's anything more transparent than your lies, it's the music that goes through your head (and enlarged heart).

 

[Bill Evans 45]

. I could have gotten 3 or 4 hash browns with it and a mocha brownie latte

She always tells on herself. You know she got exactly that.

But I thought she WAS boycotting??

She is - soap and water.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

NERVOUS KARAOKE COVER OF MADONNA'S "LIVE TO TELL" LOL

There are certain things that cannot be taught when it comes to voice.
Chantal can manage a passable voice, suitable for perhaps a high school chorus, when she can find the pitch.
These are the things that can be corrected with Chantal's singing.
Breath. She needs to stop smoking and learn breath control and using her diaphragm muscle.
These are the things that cannot be taught.
Ear. Some people can hear a pitch, then imitate it with their voice, if it is in their range.
Chantal can sometimes hear music and discern the correct pitch, but she cannot find and carry the pitch a cappella to save her soul.
Rhythm and tempo. It is almost impossible to teach rhythm to adults, if it was not taught/learned in childhood. I'd be curious to see if Chantal could clap simply and accurately along with a song.
There are the rare lucky few, who have "perfect" pitch and an innate love and sense of rhythm.
And now she lives in the land of half tones, which Salah was actually able to produce when he sang the Ramadan song.
Chantal is not that.
She's really thrashing around looking for some type of content.
Rather pitiful.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

NERVOUS KARAOKE COVER OF MADONNA'S "LIVE TO TELL" LOL​

(02/20/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=9loj8TC0bJY

Spoiler: Local Archive

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This should be played at Guantanamo Bay. At least the terrorists can listen to a "muslim" sing.

ETA:

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How does oil rich Kuwait pay for all the fresh creaminess of Kuwait -- nobody knows!

It's a mystery! Maybe she could ask her enslaved neighbors with confiscated passports and no money why Kuwait is so great. Surely it's not because they have one of the largest oil reserves in the world and take advantage of retarded brown people from shithole countries to makeup their workforce, it's because they're nice!

 

[goat sneed]

Breath. She needs to stop smoking and learn breath control and using her diaphragm muscle.

She set that bootleg backing track loud af. I'm sure if you isolated her vocals there'd be huffs and puffs every couple of seconds. I can clearly hear her take a (mouth) breath in the middle of a verse, too. I'm not sure she knows you're supposed to be using your nose (singing or otherwise).
I thought she was supposed to be giving up on this debacherous western music. What's our pious Palestinian rights activist doing singing the songs of that hussy Madonna?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Breath. She needs to stop smoking and learn breath control and using her diaphragm muscle.

Does she even have a diaphragm muscle anymore? /sneed
But seriously, I don't think she can breathe deeply enough because her lungs are being smothered by her fat. And then, because of said fat, her lungs are going to expel as quickly as they can, no matter what. Like dropping a weight on a whoopie cushion.

In one stream, I think before January's Canada trip, Salah was just trying to get her to sing solfege scales, while she sealed, and he played the keyboard. She couldn't find the pitch.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Yikes. That was awful. Clearly she can’t tell how bad it was if she willingly posted that. and the people in her comments? Praising this? Tone deaf, the lot of them.

 

[catbyte]

This compilation highlights what colossal speds these two are. They were made for each other.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

I wish she'd go back to gaming. Just not Phasmophobia cos she's so bad at the game. Maybe a short narrative game where she can discuss the story afterwards with her beezers. I suggest Mouthwashing.

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

It's a really good indie game, go check it out!

 

[I call shenanigans]

AND she may have a fatty liver.

She definitely has a fatty liver. Her last CT Scan (back in luxury villa times) had her liver measuring 29cm (12”). They don’t come much fatter than that.

Here's where her efforts (if any) to control her calories will fist fight her failing organs. She can't just cut carbs and calories. She needs to cut sodium for her kidneys and heart. I don't even know what other foods she should avoid for kidney problems, fatty liver, enlarged heart, etc. Dairy? Certain types of protein?

Lean and Green. Any lean protein and only green veg with it. Nothing else.

 

[Bloodburn]

Did they invent a peanut shape filter for her phone now? Got a bad case of longface going on in that thumbnail.

VS

 

[Random Internet Person]

This compilation highlights what colossal speds these two are. They were made for each other.

I’m just shocked at how much Chantal acts like a five year old throughout this entire video. Also, whenever Salah gets in front of the camera, you can see just how he’s so full of himself. He thinks so highly of himself and thinks he’s the king we should hail to.