Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[1983 Opel Kadett]

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It's almost as if you told people the next update will be huge, over a year ago, mald.

 

[FormerPro]

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

I stand by what I said after reading others reactions. He's shit at MMO games
He's fucking autistic at coding (Chris Chan Autism)
He's a fucking furry faggot that has left his dildo out so woman knows he can take 15 inches by the giant ferret

He also never fucking brought up how he's in shit with steam for false DMCA.
And he's a fucking pussy. Even Ralph had the balls to bring up his false dmca's

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

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Is it just me or does it sound like he's tweaked his EQ settings to sound more like his natural voice?

 

[ScurvyRat]

Maldavius Figtree is the guy in the gym bragging about how he could bench 225 in high school but then struggles to move the bar.

Mald has never even attempted physical fitness. Look at the muscular degeneration in his arms. He can barely lift them above his head.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Mald has never even attempted physical fitness. Look at the muscular degeneration in his arms. He can barely lift them above his head.

Noodle arms

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

So he addressed the allegations...by not addressing them at all.

He attempted to sue a creator on Steam with the assistance of a jannie FAKE LAWYER whose credentials he didn't even attempt to verify, over a joke demo build not even released to the public. You'd figure that would be top of the list of things he'd need to address. Or at least way up there.

He's still not beating the Poopgnome allegations. Not even trying.

Of course his audience sucks his cock about this, that's not shocking. And I just love the framing of this. As if anyone has grievances with him JUST for content, that people simply can't handle how fuckin' cool he is. Wrong. It's that he's a gigantic exaggerator and liar. No one brought these issues to the surface in a vacuum, lol. It was his own behavior that had people start to question things and then the establishment of a near life long history of this behaviour that sealed the deal.

 

[The sticky sock]

over a joke demo build not even released to the public.

Jason is demo blind, meaning he can't tell the difference between a separate build branch and a main branch update. I wouldn't be surprised if he looks at his store page, puzzled as to why it still shows 14 months since the last update, even though he just added '#'.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

he has many monitors he could use to put a guide on and there were no and or few animal well guides at the time of his playthroug

The reason he didn't use a second screen to look up the guide is because he didn't want to be caught by the reflection in his glasses.

Why does his entire persona hinge on the fact he's some uber smart puzzle solver? It's very clear that he's insecure about his intelligence and overcompensates by acting as if he's a genius. Rather than admitting gaps in his abilities, he doubles down on the persona to avoid feeling less than others.

As meme as it is... Dunning-Kruger. Truly intelligent people are aware of their shortcommings and blind spots. They will rarely brag about how smart they are, but even if they do, they will still admit where they lack knowledge. The only people who constantly talk about how smart and accomplished they are are literal insecure retards like Mald.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

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I was going to say he might go outside about as much as Phil. But Phil at least goes out at least once a month to get a haircut at Curls and Twirls. They probably shower on the same schedule, both looking grimy as fuck.

 

[korguragozog]

Looks like it is just a sponsored stream showcasing a furry styled game from that hes publishing

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Edit: Oh nice its just a clone of Monster Sanctuary

It's literally the same developer as Monster Sanctuary

 

[Fear and Bullets]

The hilarity of his little "clearing the air" type video is in the subtleties for me. If you're not autistic enough to keep up with onlyfangs (don't, it's the dumbest shit but I wanted to see how things went after maldys blow up), they just had a mass roaching, with pretty much an entire raid doing a roach play that resulted in the leader, Tyler1 of all fucking people, getting killed. He had a free W to use for this at any point since the roaching is what got him in the shit to begin with, but instead he barely addresses anything or misconstrues the problem to make it sound like something else entirely. Cope and mald you egotistical closet tranny dickhead, cope and mald.

 

[U+200B]

Had some random video pop up a few days ago regarding his fan-game policy.
Comments are of course filled with people calling him Thor, but also one comparing him to Nintendo:


There was also this one (the dude refers to Jason):

I'm sure he does, especially after talking about suing somebody over the exact same thing.

 

[Some Spaceman]

This thread needs a Jim Sterling-esque view count drop counter. Every time someone posts a screenshot of his concurrent Twitch viewers, it's lower.

 

[fukkit]

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Keeps on lying about shartbound updates.

From his steam page:

Note: The last update by the developers was over 14 months ago.

Uhm, listen up trolls. I am going to keep updating my game! (it isnt completed after 7 year) I am a man of my word, and my followers can see that I am now working on my abandoned project once again, just ask them if you dont believe me.

 

[itogi]

This thread needs a Jim Sterling-esque view count drop counter. Every time someone posts a screenshot of his concurrent Twitch viewers, it's lower.

Every day for the last month, his follower count has been in the red.

Edit: Follower/subscriber stats for his YouTube, X and TikTok.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

15:45 - 16:10

Jason when addressing his voice: "I can actually control the vocal range of my voice."

1:47:03 - 1:50:31

Jason in the past: "I used to have a much higher pitch voice a couple of years back and my voice dropped out of nowhere and I went to go talk to my doctor because I'm like what's going on because I was I was talking like 10 hours a day every day right and uh I was worried I had vocal cord nodules because you can you can develop like basically calluses on your vocal cords and like that can turn into cancer and all kinds of other shit.

So I went to the doctor and I'm like yo what's going on they sent me do an ENT which is an ear nose and throat doctor they put a scope in my nose a camera down to look at my vocal cords and they're like no your vocal cords are perfect man and I was like what the hell's going on so.

I went back to my doctor my doctor's like hey sometimes guys in their early and mid-30s can have second puberty and uh your voice just drops and I'm like what and they're like yeah and it might happen to you again when you're 60s so maybe I'll get an even deeper voice then which will be even more ridiculous"

EDIT:

1:50:47-1:52:10
From the same stream: Jason gives his advice to streamers so they can't strain their voice.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

This guy is literally one of the least likable people I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
I just listen to him talk and the only thought that pops into my head is "wow, what a faggot" and I don't even know why, it's just that 6th sense I'm pretty sure we all have that tells you there's something wrong.

 

[CrunkLord420]

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BREAKING NEWS!!!! Moderately overweight man with a weirdly amorphous body shape has found the secret of fitness: occasionally walking around (OUTSIDE!!!!!!)


Imagine how out of shape you have to be to look at Jason and be like "wow you must really take care of yourself". Billions must do pull ups (OUTSIDE OPTIONAL!!!!)

 

[Spud gun]

Jason in the past: "I used to have a much higher pitch voice a couple of years back and my voice dropped out of nowhere and I went to go talk to my doctor because I'm like what's going on because I was I was talking like 10 hours a day every day right and uh I was worried I had vocal cord nodules because you can you can develop like basically calluses on your vocal cords and like that can turn into cancer and all kinds of other shit.

What a lying faggot, you don't get vocal nodules by talking a lot, otherwise there would be an epidemic of people in call center or sales jobs fucking up their voices on the regular.
You know who does actually get vocal nodules? People that repeatedly punish their voices and vocal cords 5/6 days a week every week for months, like touring bands' singers. Famously it happened to Freddie Mercury of Queen during their News of the World tour in the late 70s, it got so bad he almost lost his voice totally, and drummer Roger Taylor had to pick up the slack, and subsequent tour date cancellations followed, so Mercury could rest his voice.
It's less common nowadays, because lessons learned, so tours tend to include 2/3 day breaks in them regularly.