Good god look at that thumbnail
The things he most botched come in the following order:
1. He wastes over a minute yapping about how his kitchen door is so loose with its lock he, err, the dogs he's using an excuse for it, can open it with a push. This is worthless.
2. Wrong Molasses. Blackstrap is way too bitter for this pie; you use first or second (light/dark) instead. Blackstrap is too bitter to make this really work.
3. Tempered Egg failure. He mixes in the wet bottom incorrectly; you're supposed to mix the egg, brown sugar, molasses, and baking soda first, and then pour in slowly boiling water. This tempers the yolk. Jack, being a lazy retard, does this assbackwards, and then ignores the strings of cooked egg throughout this pile of fuck. Even doing it backwards would probably work if you could whisk fastly, which he can't.
4, The random cuts to avoid tammy doing all the work. Fuck showing off the pie crust setting or the mixing the crumbles, just hard cut since you can't stand your ego being ruined.
6. Swerve sugar serving as the crumble. This fucks with texture due to it being artificial.
6. Knowing it's shit, Tammy completely douches it with whipped cream to negate the bitter fuck it is. She literally ate like none of the pie in her first bite and Jack tard mugs as she repeats the lines he demands she says.
Amish lady does a great job with making a good pie of course.
Anyways fuck yeah scrapple's next! He's just gonna have someone else make it for him like livermush! Also you should see his soying out over the pie; he goes full down syndrome look on it with his wonked eyes. It's fucking comical.
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