Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RaxxScholar]

Disorderly conduct is not the same charge as domestic violence so it doesn’t qualify for restriction under the federal statute.

Wrong in every last detail stalker. These are your delusions again. The federal statute explicitly states the charge doesn't have to be for domestic violence. You would know that if you were intelligent enough to have actually read the post, but you aren't. Wait. For. The. Knock.

 

[Maude Snew]

Rick with his DYI projects has committed actual violence against the domicile itself, something you just don't see all that often. The knock was him ineptly hammering in the wrong kind of nail, I know it's a shit heap in a shit ghetto but damn.

 

[Post Reply]

Oh God, Pat is playing the "I'm a professional comic, child" card. This is vomitous.

I'm an author and comic who has written and performed satire professionally for many years, child.

What you posted was not satire. It was just stupid. Only people who don't understand satire can't tell the difference.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder if he realizes he’s telling the truth. His “enjoy prison” tweets are years of satire.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Felons can’t own guns unless they apply for rights restoration or manage to get the felony expunged or overturned.

That depends on the state.

 

[Hweeks]

Oh God, Pat is playing the "I'm a professional comic, child" card. This is vomitous.
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See that would be a decent (short) story - the real Elon stuffed in the suit and an evil android takes over... Too bad Fatricks not a writer...

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Oh God, Pat is playing the "I'm a professional comic, child" card. This is vomitous.

it’s hard to be a comedian when the only joke is you.

 

[Maude Snew]

it’s hard to be a comedian when the only joke is you.

Nah, that's been done plenty of times, his one successful joke was even about his first divorce, he just then also had to keep going on about it making it awkward. It also works better when you have someone to work off of, but since he's fat and repulsive he can't get a partner for his routine, maybe he should try a fat ventriloquist dummy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Assorted Patposts; some politisperging, some Niki thirstposting from Badger.

Is he saying Democrats should start threatening political violence? That seems to be the only possible takeaway.

Yet Leslie and Brian call for threatening Rick with political violence to stop his power and waist from growing too large and it's suddenly a whole big thing everybody needs to enjoy prison for.

 

[Meriasek]

Courts did also not label the party extremist, he just made that up. One court said that the Verfassungsschutz is allowed to label the youth organization as a "suspect for extremism"

That is a common thing here. A court allows a certain thing to be said, like calling the AfD politician Höcke to be called "fascist" or labelling the AfD "partially extremist", and the media repeats that in very specific ways to make it sound like Höcke is proven to be a fascist, or that the AfD is extremist.
Big reason why all the other parties constantly talk about banning the AfD, but won't actually try and do it, because they know it probably won't happen and then their one argument goes away.
It's like nuclear power, the big argument is lack of long term waste storage, so they'll block waste storage and ignore that it's not even an argument to get out of nuclear power because we already have waste that needs to be stored anyway.
Ceterum censeo Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

I wonder if he realizes he’s telling the truth. His “enjoy prison” tweets are years of satire.

He was pretending to be retarded all along, stalker. The joke is on you now, uhh...right?

 

[Entomologist]

You know, I really think there are the makings of an excellent sitcom with Pat, and his latest sparring match with Leslie proves it.

We have the unlikable comedy protagonist, Pat, who is completely inept at nearly everything he tries, but can never learn from his mistakes due to his titanic ego. We have the long-suffering wife. We have the rivals who represent everything the unsuccessful loser protagonist wishes he was in life in Leslie and Brian. We have a veritable rogue's gallery of oddballs and zany funsters thanks to the pests. While I've never been, I'm assuming Milwaukee is as prone to urban violence as any other Burger city, so there you are with a fine setting for comedic shenanigans, like the "Pat Gets Mugged" episode and the "Pat Gets Anally Rehabilitated By Deejonruh" episode. It's Always Sunny In Milwaukee.

Speaking of which - how big a city is Milwaukee by American standards? My friend who lives in Chicago described it as Chicago's alcoholic little brother to me and said it's "roughly medium". If nothing else, it's an instructive question to ask, since a bigger and wealthier city would have an easier time crushing Patrick in court if things go to trial.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Speaking of which - how big a city is Milwaukee by American standards? My friend who lives in Chicago described it as Chicago's alcoholic little brother to me and said it's "roughly medium". If nothing else, it's an instructive question to ask, since a bigger and wealthier city would have an easier time crushing Patrick in court if things go to trial.

According to Wikipedia, it's the biggest city in Wisconsin and the 31st biggest in America with around 577,000 people. Chicago, meanwhile, is the third largest in America with 2.7 million residents. This is unsurprising, as Chicago has been a major urban center for decades and Wisconsin was a dairy farming state for the same period. There are only 9 cities in America with more than 1 million people, and only four with more than 2 million (from smallest to largest: Houston, Chicago, Los Angeles, and New York City.)

If Patrick has spent his whole life in Wisconsin, he is the very definition of a fat fish in a skinny pond.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

For whatever reason Wisconsin punches var above its weight (only one major city, smallish population, cold). You hear about it way more than Ohio or Michigan, both of which are larger.

It’s probably because it produces fat retards, cheese, and football.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey, I didn't consent to seeing this fat retard's pig hooves.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I wonder if he realizes he’s telling the truth. His “enjoy prison” tweets are years of satire.

Patrick is going to get arrested, he keeps fedposting.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Day trader Rick makes an appearance.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hey, I didn't consent to seeing this fat retard's pig hooves.

The technical term is "ham hocks."

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Day trader Rick makes an appearance.

Depends on how long he's been shorting it. Tesla is up 34% from Election day, and more than 50% over the past six months. It is down 20% over the past month.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Depends on how long he's been shorting it. Tesla is up 34% from Election day, and more than 50% over the past six months. It is down 20% over the past month

Yeah I went in checked before posting to see and if Pat had timed it right or actually did it in the first place he could've made some money.


An extra thing I found.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Yeah I went in checked before posting to see and if Pat had timed it right or actually did it in the first place he could've made some money.

Pat never admits his trades because he always perfectly times them. He’s never sold TSLA short except for the exact times it has gone down.